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🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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sufferhorse
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so he went to a bar in cali, got drunk and abnoxious, people almost beat the shit out of him, and had to literally RUN across the border to his mexican safe haven.
Thats the guy who was crying about being a great person and mistreated father 2 hours earlier.
He goes, sees dax's son (xander is not his) and inmediately after he gets high and drunk, Within the hour.
Thats the guy who was crying about being a great person and mistreated father 2 hours earlier.
He goes, sees dax's son (xander is not his) and inmediately after he gets high and drunk, Within the hour.
ascension failure
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I'm just glad that Ralph made it Tijuana safely so we can hear about more jail time or losing his bananal virginity to strange men on the roadside again.
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- 26 de Nov, 2016
Oh no, two more words Ethan Ralph
has to look up on Google. We will know which two during the next KILLSTREAM BABEHHH.>Breakfast
Slim 180 pounds, anyone?
That's a dinner portion in literally every other country. Piggy slop lover.
This took me 2 minutes to make and 5 seconds to render. Who has time to read that drivel?
Blahblahblah
Be entertaining. Pick up another dozen of pills.
>too long
Your house isn't even glass. It's a literal tin box. A can of heinz beans lives in a better estate.
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LMAO. Anthony Hopkins? I was really confused because why is Ralph taking cliched sounding advice from an esteemed English actor. Also that didn’t sound like anything Hopkins would say, it sounds like shallow female self-help BS.Scrolling through some earlier tweets.
At first I thought wet brain might be confusing Tony Robbins with Anthony Hopkins but no Ralph is reading some poorly written self-help tripe some Pajeet copy and pasted and then stuck Anthony Hopkins face to it so idiots like Ralph would read and think it was extra deep and profound cuz a famous old guy said it.
Ralphamale is a true clickbait philosopher.
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The Polaroid Man
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Ralph voted for Obama and now Xander has Miles Morales as a childhood idol. History repeats itself.
I’ve spectated da sektur since 2018 and it’s sad that the person with the happiest life is dying at 43 in the arms of his loved ones
Why on earth would an ass-raping pedophile pile of white trash be any better of a father than Ralph? I’m glad he’s burning in hell away from the kids waiting for El Cerdo Furioso to join him when he inevitably dies on the border.
sufferhorse
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- 3 de Sep, 2023
he is SO alone. so so alone. trying to connect with literally anyone that lends their ears to him.
great going ralph. drunk by noon, high by 7.
great going ralph. drunk by noon, high by 7.
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Reading Ralph's visits with his son sounds closer to the POV of a fellow child roped into these playdates than the actual Father.
"It was reallly funnn. We played with cars and dinosaurs".
"I wore my best new red hat and it got dirty, which made me angry. But I was a brave boy and didnt cry"
"It was reallly funnn. We played with cars and dinosaurs".
"I wore my best new red hat and it got dirty, which made me angry. But I was a brave boy and didnt cry"
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- 9 de Ene, 2020
What Ralph is really saying is someone stood up for him and defended him, because he is a dwarf and is considered a cripple; the guy thought he was doing a public service by protecting a cripple. On the other guys twitter he will be telling a story about how this poor dwarf cripple was being picked on unfairly, and he stood up for the poor guy.
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"The chick who I told my whole life story" rofl. 90% chance this never happened, but if true, my condolences Ms. Chick for having to suffer through this, caught in a cloud of tampon breath.
And if you have five seconds to spare
Then I'll tell you the story of my life:
"I wuz born a white trash nigger, went on to live like a white trash nigger and am planning to die as a white trash nigger"
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The entire room was still, but then erupted into thunderous applause, each proclaiming themselves HUGE fans of Da Keelstream, akchualley.
The secret KiwiFarmer BISH, now disgraced, ran out of the room crying and joined Hunter's new spicbitcheslovewhitecock.porn like the DUMB WHOAR she was.
All the other children gave a Hitler Salute and started singing Ye's "Cousins" in unison.
An eagle named La Raza Mexicana flew threw the window and perched upon a blossoming cactus and wept a single tear of pure Maker's Mark.
And that little quiet boy in the corner?
Was David Foster Wallace.
The secret KiwiFarmer BISH, now disgraced, ran out of the room crying and joined Hunter's new spicbitcheslovewhitecock.porn like the DUMB WHOAR she was.
All the other children gave a Hitler Salute and started singing Ye's "Cousins" in unison.
An eagle named La Raza Mexicana flew threw the window and perched upon a blossoming cactus and wept a single tear of pure Maker's Mark.
And that little quiet boy in the corner?
Was David Foster Wallace.
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- 15 de Mar, 2025
“I do wut ah wan!”
Última edición por un moderador:
Um...
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That whole post reads like parody that could have been written by someone here.
- “The staff there loves me and ushered me outside.”
- “This chick who I told my whole life story to said..” (like the sex worker he had a ‘deep connection’ with in Colombia) Both of these things really totally happened. In ralph’s head.
- Also “Ah axed him if had fun and he (Xander) said ‘yes dad I had fun.’ Totally something a four-year-old would say and not bad chatGPT fiction written by ralph.
The comedy writes itself (or is written by the ralphapiggy.)
Don'tAnalizeMeBro!
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Regarding when Pantsu left, IIRC wasn’t he in the middle of going back and forth between visiting “MAH SUHN!” In Sacramento and Dax in SoCal when she fled with Cozy Rozy.tv even though he tried to hide the passports from her? He may have been “in recovery” or “tapering” when they met up after that but obviously that didn’t last long if he ever was doing less in the first place and not just lying to get Pantsu back.
sufferhorse
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the only thing clear is that he just outed himself for visiting a bar after literally every visitation.
for him, being a dad is like a chore. He does it, and inmediately after he goes to get high and drunk.
for him, being a dad is like a chore. He does it, and inmediately after he goes to get high and drunk.
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I YELLED NIGGA IN A BAR AND THEN I RAN AWAY AHAHAHAHAHA
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Ralph forgot to mention the part whete the bald dude stood up with glee saying, "Oh my God you are Ethan Ralph from the Killstream I am a huge fan!" After which the entire bar got into a line to get his autograph. It is also why no one got arrested. Once the cops saw it was Ralph they all immediately told him what big fans they are of the show.
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- 1 de Feb, 2020
Eh, idk. He denied his surname the last time this unknown Mexican resident's identity was questioned. He even offered to refute his first name too, without provocation. Whoever this Mexican pig-hybrid without a blue passport may be, he's afraid of a specific set of words. Hearing someone IRL say "I'm a huge fan of the KEELSTREAM." If someone knows who he is in public, that person might as well be the grim reaper.
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