cancer talk

[HARDSTYLEFISH]

TLDR; I got diagnosed with a (mystery) cancer with generous prediction of 5 year lifespan, doctor telling me to prepare my ass for early funeral and gov putting me on permanent disability pension.

Instead of pondering the obvious, (=how many of my predecessors sniffed grounds of the chernobyl's fumes and how many of them fucked their siblings to end up creating genes so great they will kill your offspring at 30) how do you live with cancer? How to milk it for attention, pity or money? Can you push the slowly crawling grandmas out of your way on local shopping center because fuck the eldery, cancer patient is coming? Can you call local black family niggers and justify it by blaming the cancer?

 

[Quijibo69]

Everytime I hear one person has cancer about 100+ come out of the woodwork. Every Single Time!

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Can you call local black family niggers and justify it by blaming the cancer?

Hello fellow terminal, no I just say I am on limited time and I will be dead soon and I dont give a fuck. Plenty of cancer having cunts who live for decades with it in here but apparently mine had to be the sorry all we can give you is few years good luck .

 

[Magic Pickle]

I've never had cancer but have been close enough to it to know it is a brutal and unjust way to go out. I wish you and all other Kiwis going through it the best of luck, even if words from a stranger on a forum don't mean very much. Also, at the very least you should be able to con some well-meaning drunkards at a pub to buy you a drink or two.

 

[Sneaky lurker]

Just grab a knife and browse through your insides. Eventually you will find the cancer.

 

[HARDSTYLEFISH]

Hello fellow terminal, no I just say I am on limited time and I will be dead soon and I dont give a fuck. Plenty of cancer having cunts who live for decades with it in here but apparently mine had to be the sorry all we can give you is few years good luck .

Some of us just have to leave early, as they say. Tho so did Michael Jackson, Chester Bennington, Freddie Mercury, Marilyn Monroe, Elvis and such.

Just grab a knife and browse through your insides. Eventually you will find the cancer.

Surgeon tried that method in 2 surgeries I had, but considering that the cancer is practically among brains and he wasn't too willing to poke that thing further, that operation will most likely end up in A) death, B) exciting new life as quadriplegia or C) even more exciting live in breathing machine.

 

[rel=alternate]

My nightmare, and still most likely speed running towards one...

I wish you the best, sincerely. If it comes with a definite expiration date, I would not even bother thinking about other people. Make the most of it, whatever it means for you.

 

[souschef]

If i was terminal i'd just wander into the woods on my final weeks

I'd hate to be hooked on machines and all sorts of medication just to give me a few years more. I'd make stuff right wherever i can while i still walk, then i just wait for my time to come

Might sound ridiculous, but knowing when you're gonna go makes death a little less scary, at least in my opinion. I wish you peace OP, and to @Justa Grata Honoria as well

 

[Just A Butt]

How to milk it for attention, pity or money?

cry a lot and make sure you start a fundraiser for your "survivors" but then use all the money on jetskis and shit

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

I'm not a medical professional, but I'd suggest that the good news is that 5 years is quite a long time for medical researchers to potentially come up with something which could improve your current prognosis, especially given the pace of current research into immunotherapy and oncolytic (cancer-killing) viruses.

Just try to stay positive, do what you can, and never give up hope, would be my advice.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

That's why I drink 3 quarts of ivermectin every day. Not gonna catch this guy getting the government sponsored death sentence.