Canada is a failed state

[Samuel Fuller]

It has to be said, Canada has done a seriously good job at the brainwashing.

Many people think immigrants are now more successful than Canadian-born. They call it the immigrant work ethic, or immigrant success story.

The truth is that first generation immigrants have the lowest incomes on average. This is something I learned years ago looking at Statistics Canada data. Nobody ever talks about it. The second generation do better, but it flatlines and averages out by the third and fourth. Canada's bilingual French-English elite is a barrier most immigrants fail to crossover, which is not talked about either, as bilinguals earn higher on average.

This is how you get uppity immigrants thinking they're better than everyone. They're literally delusional.

You will really come to believe like this when you live or spend most of your time in major cities, because that's all you would ever see. But that's because the actual rich people live in exclusive communities separate from the masses, and they're overwhelmingly Canadian-born, and many are bilingual.

Immigrants ARE more successful in Canada, but that its because they are given more opportunity than Canadian-born whites. Look at all the programs from banks and companies like Bell advertise, where they plainly state they grease the wheels for "New Canadians", look at the admissions processes of universities, where a Canadian male needs to basically have straight 100% grades to get in, but any foreigner can just pay the tuition and walk right in.

How does a white Canadian from birth have a chance at success in the modern world?

 

[Kyria the Great]

He became the face of basketball because the Bulls won six championships with him and he was an extremely strong player who often decided games entirely on his own. It isn't just a black thing, everyone was stunned by him because he kind of set the standard for what a pro basketball player was for decades until we started getting autismo slav guys shaking things up.

I don't even know if you could concoct a soccer player who warps the sport quite like Jordan did for basketball tho... the game seems way too slow and boring for that.

Truly talent like Jordan are once in a blue moon and it's unlikely another talent like Jordan will exist again.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Truly talent like Jordan are once in a blue moon and it's unlikely another talent like Jordan will exist again.

Jordan was 50% talent, 50% special treatment from the officials. The Bulls' first championship was won on a phantom foul.

Jordan was the Mario Lemieux of the NBA, just more arrogant and less whiny.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Jordan was 50% talent, 50% special treatment from the officials. The Bulls' first championship was won on a phantom foul.

Jordan was the Mario Lemieux of the NBA, just more arrogant and less whiny.

Could say the same thing as Tom Brady. I bet all leagues will do all they can to maintain preferences for star players because they bring in money.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Could say the same thing as Tom Brady. I bet all leagues will do all they can to maintain preferences for star players because they bring in money.

Not usually to the degree of tilting the outcome of a close championship game to give the trophy to their pet over the guy who called out the hypocrisy of the league and told the truth about uncomfortable things.

Also, deflategate was massively overblown. Every team "medicated" balls for their QB's preferences, that was always part of home-field advantage. The only bullshit thing in Brady's career was him getting the MVP in his first Super Bowl when all of New England's scoring came from Adam Vinatieri, the place kicker getting field goals when Brady couldn't throw TDs.

 

[YautjaWeeb]

So C-22 made it through and is law now.

Welp I'll see all you shitposters in prison next year. We'll have to come up with some sort of gang sign so we can recognize each other between the chug rapes.

Now that the Britcucks are rolling out a VPN ban how long do you think it will take the Liberals to do the same?

There's so much crime and scamming occurring in Canada a big ban would effect people connected to government swine and their interests. Party interests for their politisperg shitpost spam armies during elections and self-inflicted crisis would be hurt too.

As long as KF still has an onion address TOR still works in libraries cross country from the sounds of things (for now). Sure the local library is full of stabby drugged out homeless and gangs of unabated groomers but a gulag isn't an improvement.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

So C-22 made it through and is law now.

Welp I'll see all you shitposters in prison next year. We'll have to come up with some sort of gang sign so we can recognize each other between the chug rapes.

Now that the Britcucks are rolling out a VPN ban how long do you think it will take the Liberals to do the same?

At my most optimistic, I'd like to assume that the already far overstretched Fed would use this more for dipshits posting on public names, and our little sandbox should be fine.

That said, give me rainbows and let me know when we come up with that sign...

 

[Betonhaus]

There's so much crime and scamming occurring in Canada a big ban would effect people connected to government swine and their interests. Party interests for their politisperg shitpost spam armies during elections and self-inflicted crisis would be hurt too.

As long as KF still has an onion address TOR still works in libraries cross country from the sounds of things (for now). Sure the local library is full of stabby drugged out homeless and gangs of unabated groomers but a gulag isn't an improvement.

I think the initial targets will be mainstream sites like Facebook and twitter, followed by places like FunnyJunk and 4chan/8chan/whatever where each post generally lists the country of origin (Though in funnyjunk the mods set custom country flags for comments on a specific post if it’s funny)

On kiwifarms they would need to be actively trawling the site for evidence that someone doing a hate crime is a Canadian, and trawling this site does psychic damage to liberals.

 

[Mister Fister]

Oh my sweet brother in Christ… I hope you submitted that and have a rock solid VPN lest CSIS come for you.

Wait, who am I kidding? CSIS has like, 5 employees and 3 are pajeet IT guys

I told them total pajeet death, but I'm American.

 

[Zoobles]

Greetings fellow Canadians, "Lost Canadian" here. After seeing Bill C-3 advertisements on Reddit for the past several months (yes, literally), I have managed to obtain the location of my great grandfather's Ontario baptismal record which is apparently all I need to affirm my birthright Canadian citizenship.

I personally didn't do anything except ask one of the many friendly Canadian Reddit volunteers who makes it their life's mission to get people Canadian citizenship despite having no meaningful attachment to the country, and this volunteer spent countless hours of their day reading through practically ancient Catholic Diocesan archives just because my randomly generated reddit username asked them to.

I will probably never physically go to Canada, and frankly it would horrify me if someone could do the same thing in the United States to which I have literally sworn my allegiance under oath, but I'm thinking of filling out a form and paying the $75 just because it would amuse me. Despite becoming a dual citizen, my patriotic American conscience can remain clear, as I will not have take any sort of oath of allegiance in this process while I fully embrace the rights and privileges of being a $75 Canadian.

Wish me luck on my journey, fellow Canadians. Waiting is literally going to be the hardest part!

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Greetings fellow Canadians, "Lost Canadian" here. After seeing Bill C-3 advertisements on Reddit for the past several months (yes, literally), I have managed to obtain the location of my great grandfather's Ontario baptismal record which is apparently all I need to affirm my birthright Canadian citizenship.

I personally didn't do anything except ask one of the many friendly Canadian Reddit volunteers who makes it their life's mission to get people Canadian citizenship despite having no meaningful attachment to the country, and this volunteer spent countless hours of their day reading through practically ancient Catholic Diocesan archives just because my randomly generated reddit username asked them to.

I will probably never physically go to Canada, and frankly it would horrify me if someone could do the same thing in the United States to which I have literally sworn my allegiance under oath, but I'm thinking of filling out a form and paying the $75 just because it would amuse me. Despite becoming a dual citizen, my patriotic American conscience can remain clear, as I will not have take any sort of oath of allegiance in this process while I fully embrace the rights and privileges of being a $75 Canadian.

Wish me luck on my journey, fellow Canadians. Waiting is literally going to be the hardest part!

As a native-born Canadian, why in the blazing fuck would you want Canadian citizenship? I wish there was a way I could renounce mine!

 

[Betonhaus]

Greetings fellow Canadians, "Lost Canadian" here. After seeing Bill C-3 advertisements on Reddit for the past several months (yes, literally), I have managed to obtain the location of my great grandfather's Ontario baptismal record which is apparently all I need to affirm my birthright Canadian citizenship.

I personally didn't do anything except ask one of the many friendly Canadian Reddit volunteers who makes it their life's mission to get people Canadian citizenship despite having no meaningful attachment to the country, and this volunteer spent countless hours of their day reading through practically ancient Catholic Diocesan archives just because my randomly generated reddit username asked them to.

I will probably never physically go to Canada, and frankly it would horrify me if someone could do the same thing in the United States to which I have literally sworn my allegiance under oath, but I'm thinking of filling out a form and paying the $75 just because it would amuse me. Despite becoming a dual citizen, my patriotic American conscience can remain clear, as I will not have take any sort of oath of allegiance in this process while I fully embrace the rights and privileges of being a $75 Canadian.

Wish me luck on my journey, fellow Canadians. Waiting is literally going to be the hardest part!

I’d like to invite you to come visit when you get your citizenship, but I can’t think of anything particularly interesting to see. Maybe Banff? But it’s so overcrowded that Jasper might be better. But we really don’t like outsiders visiting Jasper otherwise it’ll end up like Banff.

 

[Brutality]

Greetings fellow Canadians, "Lost Canadian" here. After seeing Bill C-3 advertisements on Reddit for the past several months (yes, literally), I have managed to obtain the location of my great grandfather's Ontario baptismal record which is apparently all I need to affirm my birthright Canadian citizenship.

I personally didn't do anything except ask one of the many friendly Canadian Reddit volunteers who makes it their life's mission to get people Canadian citizenship despite having no meaningful attachment to the country, and this volunteer spent countless hours of their day reading through practically ancient Catholic Diocesan archives just because my randomly generated reddit username asked them to.

I will probably never physically go to Canada, and frankly it would horrify me if someone could do the same thing in the United States to which I have literally sworn my allegiance under oath, but I'm thinking of filling out a form and paying the $75 just because it would amuse me. Despite becoming a dual citizen, my patriotic American conscience can remain clear, as I will not have take any sort of oath of allegiance in this process while I fully embrace the rights and privileges of being a $75 Canadian.

Wish me luck on my journey, fellow Canadians. Waiting is literally going to be the hardest part!

Try and get one of those promotional deals that the banks give to "New Canadians" for lols

 

[Zoobles]

As a native-born Canadian, why in the blazing fuck would you want Canadian citizenship? I wish there was a way I could renounce mine!

Having the option amuses me. Also, I might visit China without a visa given the option.

You can renounce your citizenship, but it would cost you $25 more to do that than it would cost me to get a citizenship certificate. Canada sure seems to prefer newbies over the people born there at every turn!

I’d like to invite you to come visit when you get your citizenship

Whoa what's with the microaggression? I already have citizenship, I just don't have a citizenship certificate.

But we really don’t like outsiders visiting Jasper otherwise it’ll end up like Banff.

Are you othering me? I'm Canadian just like you going back many many many generations (on one side of one side of one side of my family of course)

Try and get one of those promotional deals that the banks give to "New Canadians" for lols

Oooh now that's an idea I can get behind!

 

[Legalize Asbestos]

There's like, five different C-Bills being rammed through right now and I desperately desire some lawyer to write a Substack post about the length, girth, and vitality of the schmeat we're going to be fucked with so I can dilate my bussy in advance.

 

[Null]

I'm going to drop this here because I consider this interesting. The Feds are doing a survey on immigration and how they should approach it. Surprisingly, it's not multiple choice, doesn't ask for identifying information, and the questions are actually very relevant to what people are discussing regarding immigration.

Obviously if you do want to fill this out, don't do it out without a VPN or some other way of concealing your digital identity (especially if you are going to put things the way we all want to).

https://www.canada.ca/en/immigratio...ns/2026-consultations-immigration-levels.html

Will this accomplish anything for us? Fuck no, but hopefully some pencil pusher has to actually read all about how pissed the serfs are getting for once.

 

[Legalize Asbestos]

Condo bailout in BC btw. They're gonna buy like a couple thousand of them and turn them into 'affordable housing' which presumably means migrant nests with subsidized rents. We're increasingly a command economy an economy where - if you're not on the government tit - you're just fucked.

 

[Betonhaus]

Condo bailout in BC btw. They're gonna buy like a couple thousand of them and turn them into 'affordable housing' which presumably means migrant nests with subsidized rents. We're increasingly a command economy an economy where - if you're not on the government tit - you're just fucked.

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You have to take their offer because if you say no but your neighbours do then the value of your condo drops to zero.

 

[harbringer883]

Condo bailout in BC btw. They're gonna buy like a couple thousand of them and turn them into 'affordable housing' which presumably means migrant nests with subsidized rents. We're increasingly a command economy an economy where - if you're not on the government tit - you're just fucked.

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Are condos already not considered affordable? I know in toronto people are renting/selling them at a huge loss.

 

[Legalize Asbestos]

Are condos already not considered affordable? I know in toronto people are renting/selling them at a huge loss.

They're about the same price in all of Canada's major metros rn. The carrying cost is around $3,000-$5,000/mo depending on whether you put enough down to avoid CMHC insurance, or just the bare minimum.