Canada is a failed state

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I have to go up to Canada next week for work.

I love flying into what feels like a Punjabi airport every time I step into Toronto. It's always a blast to get held up at customs until they can find the one person on staff that can speak English.
I recently attended a chemistry conference in Toronto and while the attendees were mostly white with a reasonable asian / arab mix, the moment you stepped outside into the city itself it was jeet central. The Pearson airport was worse. My first steps in downtown off the train also featured a homeless guy screeching at trash cans. Oh Canada...

I can't wait to submit my EB-2 visa application.

Also, my dad has (lung?) cancer in Nova Scotia. I'm not surprised given he smoked liked a chimney and drank like the Scot he his but god am I pissed at how long its taking to get results just for diagnostics and planning. 2 fucking months for a PET scan because 'immigrants' are clogging the system. And of course they fucked up the first biopsy. I'm close to fedposting and need to stop drinking. I swear if I pry outta my mother it was jeet who took that failed sample...
 
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These faggots really are going to add online ID for social media. It's so fucking over. Fuck Mark Carney, fuck the Liberals, fuck every boomer who happily voted for the fucking faggot party. FIFTY-FIRST STATE NOW.
I can't even pretend to be surprised. Welp, time to see what happens first - Jersh blocking Leafistani IP, or I end up in a Gulag. Either way it's been fun shitposting with all of you.
I wonder what will happen to Reddit? They might reverse their decision if it makes their best supporters vanish so they can’t drown out the people reporting how evil the government is.
Honestly I feel bad for the guy running the Fed Bot Farm - hardest working Federal Employee by far, an now he's going to have all his work thrown in the bin. Though even with my thinking Social Media was a mistake, with how addicted people are to Social Media this being walked back isn't entirely off the table, but I'm of the opinion there's got to be something in the water in Ottawa...
 
These faggots really are going to add online ID for social media. It's so fucking over. Fuck Mark Carney, fuck the Liberals, fuck every boomer who happily voted for the fucking faggot party. FIFTY-FIRST STATE NOW.
Even if it complete falls like it most likely will, libs will fight for this till the very end, no matter how humiliated we become on the world stage (even more than we already are rn).
They wanna be north Korea you know that.
Except North Korea is competent enough to make their own internet and websites, Canada would never be capable of doing something like that.

I do think Canada would become a "gay North Korea" in a different way. As the last bastion of a specific ideology. North Korea is the last orthodox communist nation, and Canada is likely to become the last bastion of liberal globalism and 2010s wokeness. Just like how North Korea is forever stuck in the cold war, Canada will be forever stuck in the 2010s and 2020s, even if the rest of the world will live on.
wonder what will happen to Reddit? They might reverse their decision if it makes their best supporters vanish so they can’t drown out the people reporting how evil the government is.
We all know that Reddit is super left wing by now, but ultranationalist types like Canadian liberals wouldn't think like this. All they see is a website that daddy liberals don't control, one that's from Am*rica no less. They'll probably block it briefly, and the roll it back almost immediately. Similar to how Russia briefly blocked telegram despite the Russian army relying on it.

(Also on a side note, even if a lot of these comparisons to authoritarian countries are very surface level. The fact Canada consistently is comparable to authoritarian countries should speak for itself).
I have to go up to Canada next week for work.

I love flying into what feels like a Punjabi airport every time I step into Toronto. It's always a blast to get held up at customs until they can find the one person on staff that can speak English.
My condolences.

Also this reminds me of a dream/nightmare I had where I mentioned I'm Canadians at a airport, and EVERYONE switched to Hindu, Urdo or Punjabi. And even the signs changed iirc.
 
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Hard disagree. The "fedbots" are all self hating amerikkkans larping as enlightened canadians.
Apparently the owner of r/Canada's discord server is a Amerikkkan. How miserable do you have to be to LARP as a Canadian "anti-fascist" (probably would side with literal fascists against amerikkka tbh)

Actually, adding on to this, it's probably because many liberals believe in "objective good vs objective evil." And since amerikkka are the "bad guys" then Canada are the "good guys." This makes Canadians obsessing about being on the "right side of history" very ironic, because if Canadian really are such great people, they wouldn't have to talk about how great we are all the time.
 
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Apparently the owner of r/Canada's discord server is a Amerikkkan. How miserable do you have to be to LARP as a Canadian "anti-fascist" (probably would side with literal fascists against amerikkka tbh)

Actually, adding on to this, it's probably because many liberals believe in "objective good vs objective evil." And since amerikkka are the "bad guys" then Canada are the "good guys." This makes Canadians obsessing about being on the "right side of history" very ironic, because if Canadian really are such great people, they wouldn't have to talk about how great we are all the time.
I'm just left with the dilemma of trying to hedge my bets. I do have a higher quality of life in canada then I would in the states. Without power leveling to much ive a very specialized skill.

I just have to decide if things will hold apart enough that the cost for a gated community isn't more then what I would lose running to freedom land. Its honestly a grim calculation.
 
Say you're a tourist visiting Toronto and you want to partake in the local culture. You go to the appropriate reddit and ask people what Canadian restaurants they'd recommend. Every single reply you get is from smug shitlibs telling you to eat ethnic slop and that Canada has no culture. Example:

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Even New Yorkers (who similar gush about foreign food) will still point you towards a pizzeria or bagel shop if you asked them this question. The complete lack of caring about your culture is a purely Canadian thing. Tourists are asking this question because they want to experience CANADIAN CUISINE; they can get all of that ethnic stuff at home (assuming they're from a medium/large city). Imagine going to France and asking a Parisian for advice only for them to tell you that croissants are garbage and that you should really have Canadian pastries like butter tarts instead.
 
Say you're a tourist visiting Toronto and you want to partake in the local culture. You go to the appropriate reddit and ask people what Canadian restaurants they'd recommend. Every single reply you get is from smug shitlibs telling you to eat ethnic slop and that Canada has no culture. Example:

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Even New Yorkers (who similar gush about foreign food) will still point you towards a pizzeria or bagel shop if you asked them this question. The complete lack of caring about your culture is a purely Canadian thing. Tourists are asking this question because they want to experience CANADIAN CUISINE; they can get all of that ethnic stuff at home (assuming they're from a medium/large city). Imagine going to France and asking a Parisian for advice only for them to tell you that croissants are garbage and that you should really have Canadian pastries like butter tarts instead.
Honestly I’d tell them to go to Costco and get a poutine. Or a New York Fries and get a poutine there, but it’s not as good as a properly made Costco one.

Though there’s a few Canadian restaurants named after places in America which are good, like Boston Pizza or Montanas. Last time I was there The Keg had good steak but it’s probably not as great as an American steakhouse. If you want a Canadian novelty there is BeaverTails which is basically a large flat deep fried pastry with either cinnamon sugar, chocolate goodies, or other toppings of your choice.

Generally the really good stuff ends up being exported to America as the creator gets stigmatized in Canada.
 
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Oh I have endless border stories. The best was my uncle got his entire truck ripped apart, took the seats out and everything and then said he was good to go and he had to put the shit back together, his seat etc. by himself lol he was there for like 4 hours for completely no reason.
This happened to me & my (all white) concrete crew in a full-sized work van, full of tools, because one guy didnt have his ID. They even took our door-skins off. It was the last time we tried to save some time while driving from Sarnia to Windsor (or vice-versa) by crossing the border.

My (very white) sister used to live in a little town not too far from the border. She had 4 small kids, so she and her mother-in-law would go over to by cheap milk, then freeze it. They got caught bringing back a couple jugs too many, and must've got a flag on their plate. Because after that they just kept shredding the car every time they went until it was too much hassle and they just stopped going at all. Even though they were way too scared to dick around, at that point, and just wanted some cheaper groceries.

Both happened in the mid to late 2000's. It was CBSA, not the US border guys.
I know a couple kids that worked there fairly recently and everyone who works there are local American kids (almost all white) and they were constantly cleaning if they weren’t helping customers.
It used to be like that in the ones around my area. Both my sisters, and all my older nieces first jobs were at a nice clean Tim Hortons (those don't exist now).
 
That's another reason the gov is pushing a "the rest of the world is bigoted" rhetoric because it keeps people ignorant of what the rest of the world is like, so people don't get direct comparisons to Canada and its issues. From what I've seen, Canadians used to travel a good enough despite being broke, so money is only a part of the issue. Only authoritarian countries do this, so Canada is going backwards, in a similar manner to what Turkey is doing right now.
In the early and mid 90s I knew like 3 lower middle class families that still went on Cuba vacations every year or so. And this was the Maritimes, where almost everybody is kind of broke-asses.
 
The curse of second order consequences strikes again. Eastern Canada is ruled by the mafia and I don't think they would let any shit stained upstarts take over so this is likely mostly a Western Canada thing.
Greek and Slav mafias, quite a few biker gangs, some Arab gangs, wigger and nigger gangs. There are some native gangs but they don't stray too far from the rez or the towns and cities close to reservations.
How many of the lazy fuckers are even enrolling for higher education if they have to roll out a red carpet for them.
One feather indian I knew in college could have got a free ride was too lazy to go to his band office and fill out papers. I'd imagine a good chunk are even too lazy to take advantage of free college/uni.
Indians are so fucking retarded they can't even make a grilled cheese.
Anybody still eating at Timmies in 2026 deserves whatever jeeted zogslop they get. I feel like a broken record but they haven't been worth patronizing since the 2016 RBI buyout.
Go to that location any other day and I will bet my life's savings that its completely staffed by jeets.
Its any Tim Hortons anywhere in Canada, even in little podunk towns of less than 1000.
I honestly don't think anything about the actual restaurant matters tbh. It's "the canadian chain" and the place they went for coffee. So they show up, buy their coffee, and then sit there bitching about trump for four hours.
It's the place boomers and retirees go for coffee. Walk into any Tim's location and you won't see anybody under 50 who isn't a streetshitter behind the counter or a fent zombie/methhead looking for a place to shoot up.
That tells you how much the Canadian government incentivizes hiring foreigners.
A lot of business owners really enjoy the federal government footing the bill for half a jeet TFW's pay.
 
Say you're a tourist visiting Toronto and you want to partake in the local culture. You go to the appropriate reddit and ask people what Canadian restaurants they'd recommend. Every single reply you get is from smug shitlibs telling you to eat ethnic slop and that Canada has no culture. Example:
Toronto has shitty restaurants anyway. They probably tried to look up restaurants in Toronto and basically got a splattering of foreign places that aren't as good as the ones they have back home.

Who the fuck goes to Toronto for sushi?
Who the fuck goes to Toronto for just about anything on that list?

A city Toronto sized you expect a good steakhouse, a highend burger place, pub food, maybe a seafood place. A few local chains you can't get anywhere else. Instead it's just the same generic global slop that you've had a hundred times before in a dozen different cities. But Toronto has just been mediocre. Barrie has better restaurants than Toronto.
 
Anybody still eating at Timmies in 2026 deserves whatever jeeted zogslop they get. I feel like a broken record but they haven't been worth patronizing since the 2016 RBI buyout.
My "fondest" memory of Singh Hortons is getting food poisoning from the food and having to get my parents to pick me up in middle school.

This was BEFORE the buy out and even before Trudeau got into office.
 
My "fondest" memory of Singh Hortons is getting food poisoning from the food and having to get my parents to pick me up in middle school.

This was BEFORE the buy out and even before Trudeau got into office.
Rough, was it one of those sandwiches? Even before 2016, I don't think I ever had one of them, as at the time Subway was both cheaper and higher quality. I honestly don't need more than 2 hands to count the times I've gone to Timmies. I've always found smaller, local coffee shops have vastly superior coffee, drinks and food to anything they put out before the RBI buyout.
If you ever get to try Java Moose in the Maritimes, go for it. I highly recommend it.
 
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