Canada is a failed state

[The Cum Beast]

I’m contemplating setting up a group chat with my siblings and going “1, 2, 3, not it!” When they inevitably need some place to live because they vastly underestimated the cost of living right now.

Canadians have no idea of what's really coming and it's going to be hilarious when the bill comes due.

They'll celebrate it because if Amerikkka did hypothetically invade New Bharat, they could have a huge mess to fix, they view it in their #resist LARP as scorch earth. Remember ultranationalists like these types of people never think logically, only emotionally. Also many people in Canada have enormous levels of cognitive dissonance.

For example, my irl liberal friend is thinking about leaving Canada LMAO. He's ex-muslim but not only did he vote for the pro-islamist liberals, he's thinking of leaving to Western Europe, which is basically a muslim subcontinent at this point. He also votes UCP provincially as well, which means he's both a carney bro and a smith bro. I love my friend despite his "interesting" politics (plus my riding and MLA goes conservative no matter what anyways) but the cognitive decidence many canadians have is wild. Also, he'll definitly be called a traitor for leaving Canada, even if it isn't to orange-man land.

 

[Mister Fister]

They'll celebrate it because if Amerikkka did hypothetically invade New Bharat, they could have a huge mess to fix, they view it in their #resist LARP as scorch earth. Remember ultranationalists like these types of people never think logically, only emotionally. Also many people in Canada have enormous levels of cognitive dissonance.

With what? Anyone’ with weapons is pro US to begin with

 

[biggacracka]

With what? Anyone’ with weapons is pro US to begin with

Anyone with *legal* weapons is pro US

It seems the jeets have acquired illegal weapons, but i doubt they'll use them proficiently

 

[Mister Fister]

Anyone with *legal* weapons is pro US

It seems the jeets have acquired illegal weapons, but i doubt they'll use them proficiently

You think there aren’t AR15s smuggled up north?

 

[Scale Smerch]

It seems the jeets have acquired illegal weapons, but i doubt they'll use them proficiently

There's enough videos flying around showing they cannot. Haven't seen any recently, but last year there were several with Jeets in BC and Ontario firing illegal firearms at whatever, including just nonsensically straight up in the air. Firearms license holders report them and they are dealt with, but you don't hear anything because racism.

Also they really cannot shoot right, 12ga nearly blows them off their feet

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

My parents are so confident in their situation that they plan to sell their acerage to buy a boat for doing something called “The Great Loop” off the east coast. I’m contemplating setting up a group chat with my siblings and going “1, 2, 3, not it!” When they inevitably need some place to live because they vastly underestimated the cost of living right now.
I’ve long given up on the prospect of an inheritance.

Nah fam you want them living with you or close by. For the free childcare

 

[Spooky Space Kook]

Going back to school for some learnings and I did some research and holy fuck higher education is gay and retarded. First Nations students can get a free ride through education(tax payer funded) and have their own handlers, have a special segregated hangout area and have events tailored to them. How many of the lazy fuckers are even enrolling for higher education if they have to roll out a red carpet for them. I did an online orientation and they did a fucking land acknowledgement for a fucking presentation about signing up for courses lmao. Also there where like a million indians in the zoom call too

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

If I had to become a full-time Canadian, British, or anglosphere citizen, I would unironically [FED POST].

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Going back to school for some learnings and I did some research and holy fuck higher education is gay and retarded. First Nations students can get a free ride through education(tax payer funded) and have their own handlers, have a special segregated hangout area and have events tailored to them. How many of the lazy fuckers are even enrolling for higher education if they have to roll out a red carpet for them. I did an online orientation and they did a fucking land acknowledgement for a fucking presentation about signing up for courses lmao. Also there where like a million indians in the zoom call too

At least at my university the Injun hangout room was just a literal broom closet (based)

Fuck the Chugs

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

The CRTC/Liberal's are backing off the 15% streaming tax, er sorry not tax, cultural surcharge for supporting Canadian media via stealing revenue from successful companies and giving it to media that supports the Liberal agenda and point of view.

Apparently Trump threaten to just leave Canada out of the CUSMA and make it just USMA and Canada could very well try to compete in that economic environment. So Carney's stooge in DC just folded knowing Trump probably meant it. Lord knows how little love Trump has for Carney and his Liberal regime.

I guess elbows up only goes so far huh?

 

[Long Dong Silver 2025]

Going back to school for some learnings and I did some research and holy fuck higher education is gay and retarded. First Nations students can get a free ride through education(tax payer funded) and have their own handlers, have a special segregated hangout area and have events tailored to them. How many of the lazy fuckers are even enrolling for higher education if they have to roll out a red carpet for them. I did an online orientation and they did a fucking land acknowledgement for a fucking presentation about signing up for courses lmao. Also there where like a million indians in the zoom call too

Very few of them actually finish too. I can count maybe 2 people who actually came out of a 4 year program successfully in maybe the last decade or so from the band here. It definitely is a massive waste and another reason to just cancel the treaties and force everyone to actually work for once in their lives.

 

[EscapeVorkuta]

Going back to school for some learnings and I did some research and holy fuck higher education is gay and retarded. First Nations students can get a free ride through education(tax payer funded) and have their own handlers, have a special segregated hangout area and have events tailored to them. How many of the lazy fuckers are even enrolling for higher education if they have to roll out a red carpet for them. I did an online orientation and they did a fucking land acknowledgement for a fucking presentation about signing up for courses lmao. Also there where like a million indians in the zoom call too

In my line of work we have "indigenous" leads that sit at home and do nothing. They are about as "indigenous" as I am African. Pretindians I call them, or as Donald Trump would call them, "Pocahontas". Many of them walk around with a holier than thou attitude. They are infuriating to be around.

The CRTC/Liberal's are backing off the 15% streaming tax, er sorry not tax, cultural surcharge for supporting Canadian media via stealing revenue from successful companies and giving it to media that supports the Liberal agenda and point of view.

Apparently Trump threaten to just leave Canada out of the CUSMA and make it just USMA and Canada could very well try to compete in that economic environment. So Carney's stooge in DC just folded knowing Trump probably meant it. Lord knows how little love Trump has for Carney and his Liberal regime.

I guess elbows up only goes so far huh?

Charge me money so that LinusTechTips can go flying to Bermuda in his private jet. I fucking hate this country.

 

[Betonhaus]

In my line of work we have "indigenous" leads that sit at home and do nothing. They are about as "indigenous" as I am African. Pretindians I call them, or as Donald Trump would call them, "Pocahontas". Many of them walk around with a holier than thou attitude. They are infuriating to be around.

That sucks
How does one get declared indigenous and take advantage of these benefits just out of curiosity?

 

[Dumb Git]

That sucks
How does one get declared indigenous and take advantage of these benefits just out of curiosity?

You show up for the interview and show the interviewer your deep spiritual connection to the land (fucked up on cheap liquor and huffing gas.)

 

[harbringer883]

My parents are so confident in their situation that they plan to sell their acerage to buy a boat for doing something called “The Great Loop” off the east coast. I’m contemplating setting up a group chat with my siblings and going “1, 2, 3, not it!” When they inevitably need some place to live because they vastly underestimated the cost of living right now.
I’ve long given up on the prospect of an inheritance.

I think you should nominate your parents for MAID at this point. As someone who does sailing, I can assure you that there is nothing more miserable than being caught in a east coast storm, even in summer, and I highly doubt boomers are going to find it any more fun.

 

[The Cum Beast]

In my line of work we have "indigenous" leads that sit at home and do nothing. They are about as "indigenous" as I am African. Pretindians I call them, or as Donald Trump would call them, "Pocahontas". Many of them walk around with a holier than thou attitude. They are infuriating to be around.

Funny thing is that all my indigenous friends are all conservative or at least conservative leaning and make fun of the liberal pandering. Though I feel like I either just lucky (and other people here got unlucky) or my experience is a VERY big exception.

Very few of them actually finish too. I can count maybe 2 people who actually came out of a 4 year program successfully in maybe the last decade or so from the band here. It definitely is a massive waste and another reason to just cancel the treaties and force everyone to actually work for once in their lives.

It's honestly the usual socialist paradox where in this case, the indigenous who take advantage of the socialism never go anywhere and the ones who don't care about the pandering do well, at least compared to the average FN.

I think you should nominate your parents for MAID at this point. As someone who does sailing, I can assure you that there is nothing more miserable than being caught in a east coast storm, even in summer, and I highly doubt boomers are going to find it any more fun.

Convince them it's to atone for white guilt.

 

[Écho Öwl]

I think you should nominate your parents for MAID at this point. As someone who does sailing, I can assure you that there is nothing more miserable than being caught in a east coast storm, even in summer, and I highly doubt boomers are going to find it any more fun.

Agree.

Local boomers sailed down to the Caribbean this year, and promptly returned.

Turns out cruising costs $, and can be a grind. Notwithstanding the great loop is an overgrown ditch.

Rule for retirement is if your weren’t doing the activity prior to retirement, you probably shouldn’t consider it afterwards.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

The CRTC/Liberal's are backing off the 15% streaming tax, er sorry not tax, cultural surcharge for supporting Canadian media via stealing revenue from successful companies and giving it to media that supports the Liberal agenda and point of view.

Apparently Trump threaten to just leave Canada out of the CUSMA and make it just USMA and Canada could very well try to compete in that economic environment. So Carney's stooge in DC just folded knowing Trump probably meant it. Lord knows how little love Trump has for Carney and his Liberal regime.

I guess elbows up only goes so far huh?

Carney needs to hold true to going after content creators and utterly Felt the Kino Casino

Suffah PPP and Tardski

 

[harbringer883]

Agree.

Local boomers sailed down to the Caribbean this year, and promptly returned.

Turns out cruising costs $, and can be a grind. Notwithstanding the great loop is an overgrown ditch.

Rule for retirement is if your weren’t doing the activity prior to retirement, you probably shouldn’t consider it afterwards.

Exactly! This doesn't just apply to boomers too, the amount of people I see with little to no sailing experience who think they will be fine doing a cruise in Polynesia/the Caribbean only to come back with their tails between their legs is hilarious.

 

[Spooky Space Kook]

Very few of them actually finish too. I can count maybe 2 people who actually came out of a 4 year program successfully in maybe the last decade or so from the band here. It definitely is a massive waste and another reason to just cancel the treaties and force everyone to actually work for once in their lives.

Even all the true "successful" native business owners such as hospitality or tourism (but slap a native theme onto it) are only successful because of government subsidies. In Vancouver there's now native owned brand new condo towers and they are charging insane prices for a closet basically. My taxpayer money was used to pay for it so that natives can scam people for housing