Canada is a failed state

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he who has thus come/gone dijo:
He's invoking the existence of a Canada that does not now exist. Sorry bro, is it supposed to mean anything to me that Canadians fought alongside Americans in Normandy when you've imported millions of jeets to outcompete and replace those Canadians' grandchildren?
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I would rather be speaking German.
Ser Prize dijo:
Literally the only card we have is threatening to send our new pajeets in.

Maybe Trump will allow Canadian asylum seekers to clown on Trudeau?
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Don't threaten Trump and Elon with a good time.

Maybe the Tariffs will go away once Trump gets guarantees that he will get all of Canada's Jeets for Free?
 
karaokeman dijo:
Trudeau appealing to the Anglo-Canadians whose ancestors fought in Normandy is tone deaf.

You and your father destroyed Anglo Canada, get out of here!
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Want to know what Pierre Trudeau was doing when Canadians were bleeding out on the beaches of Normandy? Riding through Montreal on motorcycle wearing a German uniform, albeit an imperial one, but still...
 
HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS dijo:
Oh you won't have to do any killing. They will remove themselves the moment you set a foot on Canadian soil. They will fold like Assad but faster and less bloody.
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Assad actually has a valuable skill being an Eye Doctor not unlike drama teacher and ski instructor Justin.
 
Lobster Cult High Priest dijo:
Assad actually has a valuable skill being an Eye Doctor not unlike drama teacher and ski instructor Justin.
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Surely a drama teacher running a country couldn't be worse than a bus driver (Venezuela's Nicolas Maduro) running one, right? Or would Trudyboy somehow find a way to fuck up even harder than Maduro?
 
I can't believe I have to be alive in the time of the demise of Canadian society.

I don't even want to acknowledge that my gut feeling after the speech was we are definitely going to be invaded. I was not inspired or felt any more secure - his stress sigh told me were going to be invaded. He will create an example of us to ensure other countries don't try to retaliate in any way. I'm not even an extremist, I've had super centric views and stood by them and even I can see nothing but the worst all the way around.

I don't want to be cold Puerto Rico. They barely give a shit about some of the states they do have, I don't want to join them and I think if you do, you need to actually move to the states they actually care about because it's hilarious to think that any of this would improve by becoming a giant state of America. This would be super upper wasteland of America where you get next to no resources. The entire country will become a reservation where you're made into the new natives except you're the po-dunk Canadians looked down on by Americans as inferior as the very late addition.
 
Totallyunknown dijo:
I don't even want to acknowledge that my gut feeling after the speech was we are definitely going to be invaded. I was not inspired or felt any more secure - his stress sigh told me were going to be invaded. He will create an example of us to ensure other countries don't try to retaliate in any way. I'm not even an extremist, I've had super centric views and stood by them and even I can see nothing but the worst all the way around.
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Getting conquered by America is the best case scenario. The alternative is to mire in incompetence and replacement migration from infinite browns. Justin already told you what his kind have planned for you. You're the first post-nation state. You are nothing but an economic zone in their plans to be exploited.

Just ask nicely, and this whole situation and the existence of an independent Canada can all be over. Trump probably won't even forcefully relocate Canucks. Just start making your checks out to the IRS in April and enjoy your daily high fructose corn syrup rations.
 
Totallyunknown dijo:
I can't believe I have to be alive in the time of the demise of Canadian society.

I don't even want to acknowledge that my gut feeling after the speech was we are definitely going to be invaded. I was not inspired or felt any more secure - his stress sigh told me were going to be invaded. He will create an example of us to ensure other countries don't try to retaliate in any way. I'm not even an extremist, I've had super centric views and stood by them and even I can see nothing but the worst all the way around.

I don't want to be cold Puerto Rico. They barely give a shit about some of the states they do have, I don't want to join them and I think if you do, you need to actually move to the states they actually care about because it's hilarious to think that any of this would improve by becoming a giant state of America. This would be super upper wasteland of America where you get next to no resources. The entire country will become a reservation where you're made into the new natives except you're the po-dunk Canadians looked down on by Americans as inferior as the very late addition.
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Applachian West Virginia has a higher GDP per capita than Canada. Canada's wasteland status would be deserved.

You should be asking why on Earth is Canada poorer than Virginian red necks?
 
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