Canada is a failed state

[King George III]

Canadian Jeet trucking industry BTFO

I hope to God someone showed him the C90Adventures video. Come to think of it, Dalton, an automotive youtuber going by PoleBarnGarage, had an accident a while back caused by a retarded jeet truck driver. The only thing that saved him was good ol' fashioned American Steel on a squarebody Silverado.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

u r a fag

Get MAIDED, fgt.

 

[The Early 2000s]

I vooted. Talked to guy at polling station and he said liberal party was at his door contantly asking for his vote. A whole lotta conservative signs on lawns on the walk there, too. If word on the street is anything to go by, the Liberals are pretty desperate

 

[Betonhaus]

I'm not going to speculate on the results because there's too many unknown factors, but what would be the most hilarious result that actually is probable?
I'd guess it's the Liberal+NDP getting a close tie with the Conservatives+Bloc, with the Green party getting a couple radical members in that the liberals need to make a coalition with in order to win, but that means the greens will dictate the terms or they will threaten to force a snap election.

Followed by the Conservatives getting a super majority and the Bloc getting minority government status.

 

[Brutality]

I vooted. Talked to guy at polling station and he said liberal party was at his door contantly asking for his vote. A whole lotta conservative signs on lawns on the walk there, too. If word on the street is anything to go by, the Liberals are pretty desperate

A lot of online polling aggregates say that my riding is a 3 way tossup yet I haven't seen a single liberal sign here

 

[SNEED.EXE]

I see so many users larping as canadians in this thread.

Hey buddy, you got a problem with that, eh?

 

[Flan Handler]

God I love living here. There’s been an ongoing conversation about guns in the voting line that has been going for over an hour with people coming and going and man a lot of people around here really love them.

Like, the original people who kicked it off are long gone but everyone in line keeps joining in and carrying it on. A few wives rolling their eyes because these guys are talking themselves into buying more, bans be damned.

Hard to know how they are vooooting lol Also: good luck kicking down doors out here, for that gun grab that’s never happening, RCMP.

Edit: I love it here in my tiny town. If I knew we could keep it this way I would never leave.

 

[JayseeDenton]

I vooted. Talked to guy at polling station and he said liberal party was at his door contantly asking for his vote. A whole lotta conservative signs on lawns on the walk there, too. If word on the street is anything to go by, the Liberals are pretty desperate

Burger here, this was exactly my experience 7 months ago.

 

[PhoBingas]

A lot of online polling aggregates say that my riding is a 3 way tossup yet I haven't seen a single liberal sign here

Speaking of signs I noticed some... not quite fuckery, but weirdness in general.

First there was a PC guy who put a couple signs in a park on about six to seven foot tall boards so it was a half decent way up in the air so cars could see it. Then a liberal went around and put about 20 smaller signs totally surrounding it from all sides. The liberal signs, their tops barely touched the bottom of the other sign.

It sat like that for about two weeks then last week all of the liberal signs vanished without a trace. No signs of vandalism, but it was strange they all just left. Whoever took them at least made half an effort to cover the holes from the signs though.
*Typo edit

 

[Monopolywheel]

A lot of online polling aggregates say that my riding is a 3 way tossup yet I haven't seen a single liberal sign here

I vooted. Talked to guy at polling station and he said liberal party was at his door contantly asking for his vote. A whole lotta conservative signs on lawns on the walk there, too. If word on the street is anything to go by, the Liberals are pretty desperate

Guys stop with the hopium
The rig is in, it's fucking over

 

[biggacracka]

Guys stop with the hopium
The rig is in, it's fucking over

Nothing ever happens

 

[Goofy Logic]

Guys stop with the hopium
The rig is in, it's fucking over

Nothing ever happens

Get in the beaver-burger suit you demented, terminally online doomers, and embrace the chaos.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

A lot of online polling aggregates say that my riding is a 3 way tossup yet I haven't seen a single liberal sign here

Very similar here.

Though I don't think the NDP has a realistic shot.

They performed decently in 2021, but their 2025 candidate isn't photogenic and the Singh-led party has slipped into irrelevancy besides knee-jerk support from loony public sector unions.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

What even is the difference between the Liberals and Conservatives in Canada? Just like the UK (where there hasn't been any difference between Labour and Tory since 1997) it is all one big Uniparty that makes Washington D.C. seethe with envy at how well the anglos have managed to control the cattle and destroy any alternatives to the System.

Even if the Conservatives win what are they offering? Everything Trudeau did just slower? These are the same people that when Trudeau called a retarded election that changed absolutely nothing they straight up refused to attack Trudeau on his piss poor handling of Covid and Immigration and just allowed him to get away with it.

 

[mindlessobserver]

What even is the difference between the Liberals and Conservatives in Canada? Just like the UK (where there hasn't been any difference between Labour and Tory since 1997) it is all one big Uniparty that makes Washington D.C. seethe with envy at how well the anglos have managed to control the cattle and destroy any alternatives to the System.

If its anything like the UK, the Conservative party won't do anything until they get permission from the Liberal Party and Beaurocracy. Which are the same thing.

 

[Jarolleon]

Today I've been reminded at the sneaky ways that Ontario boomers try to mitigate the damage caused by their insane worldview. In Ontario like the rest of Canada we have the same "human rights" kangaroo courts that anyone on this site is painfully familiar with. The Ford government is of course too spineless to curtail them directly, but instead cuts their funding so much that litigants whine on the CBC about how they're funnelled into Betterhelp tier Zoom sessions that go nowhere. Similarly in this province troonery is in theory promoted pretty much everywhere, but to actually get the titty skittles and ID change you have to go through so many psych evaluations and bureaucratic hoops that most zoomers lack the attention span to bother.

 

[Rudy Coleman]

alrighty guys im going out to vote soon,
should i vote cpc or ppc?
i live in the downtown core of toronto so it probably wont make much of a difference

 

[Hectic Heckler]

alrighty guys im going out to vote soon,
should i vote cpc or ppc?
i live in the downtown core of toronto so it probably wont make much of a difference

If you're voting for a moral win, vote PPC.
If you're voting to try and win, vote CPC.

 

[The Early 2000s]

What even is the difference between the Liberals and Conservatives in Canada? Just like the UK (where there hasn't been any difference between Labour and Tory since 1997) it is all one big Uniparty that makes Washington D.C. seethe with envy at how well the anglos have managed to control the cattle and destroy any alternatives to the System.

Even if the Conservatives win what are they offering? Everything Trudeau did just slower? These are the same people that when Trudeau called a retarded election that changed absolutely nothing they straight up refused to attack Trudeau on his piss poor handling of Covid and Immigration and just allowed him to get away with it.

The difference is that the Conservatives suck jeet dick for the right reasons.

In reality, the Conservatives seem pretty eager to ditch the green energy horseshit and go gung-ho with the oil extraction projects. Getting rid of the fucking carbon tax and actually getting the Ring of Fire going is a real good selling point, to be quite honest. Plus the life-sentence for fentynal dealers and such is pretty good. The Canada First plan is, at the very least, a plan.

The Liberals? No idea. I tried looking at my local Liberal candidate's stances and I couldn't find a single thing.

 

[cans.wav]

One thing we can all laugh at no matter what tonight is that the NDP is gonna lose 90% of their seats and the Greens hopefully all of theirs