Canada is a failed state

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As a lazy Burger, I sometimes think to myself every autumn, "Maybe I don't have to go out and rake the leaves. Maybe they'll just blow themselves into the gutter." I never knew it was an actual possibility.
 
I found myself dragged kicking and screaming to live in Edmonton about 10 years ago. What an ice encrusted shithole. I ordered some Sorel snow boots through some sporting goods store and went in person to try them on and pick them up. The sales clerk said I had a conversation and he asked me if I was going to try to get permanent residency. What a new and bizarre idea! I had to laugh although I tried to swallow it to be polite.

Conversely nearly everyone I met admired the US and wanted to have dual citizenship. Alberta was, after all, the Texas of Canada.

At that time rentals were scarce and we had to woo our potential landlords. We succeeded in leasing a nearly new 3 bed 2.5 bath duplex
from Indians of the young and native born Canadian persuasion. Construction of new houses was going gangbusters - I saw a guy pounding nails into a new build at negative 20 burger units once.

At that time I had no difficulty getting a GP in a new, very close practice (also Indian), a dentist and a specialist. Canada ten years ago wasn’t nearly as bad as today. Even so I packed up and fled home months early. One glum BCP officer at customs in YEG told me he had recently signed up for a 5 year stint there and his wife was leaving back to Texas as soon as she could when their tenants’ lease was up.

The only thing that I really miss is the boarding cattery (white Canadian owner) we used because there isn’t anything nearly as good locally.
 
YautjaWeeb dijo:
unlikely not when the liberal majority of the country plans to use whatever damage they can cause Trump to do for polticial gain rather than fix an already broken country about to get a whole lot more broken. could go on for the next 4 years.
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While I sincerely hope you are a doomer retard, I believe you are speaking true, It's almost at the point where I have to hashtag #savecanada or something.
 
Null dijo:
Is there any practical way I can mass-import KF users from the UK and Canada?
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Move to Utah, "become a mormon", then start a polygamy cult. That or start the next Tesla/SpaceX, xeet memes like a boomer, and become a higher up in Elon's DOGE when he gets elected president in 2069. Kiwi's everywhere will have to pretend to be indian to make the latter plan work though SAAR.
 
YautjaWeeb dijo:
unlikely not when the liberal majority of the country plans to use whatever damage they can cause Trump to do for polticial gain rather than fix an already broken country about to get a whole lot more broken. could go on for the next 4 years.
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There is no way Canadians don't blame the Liberals for the Tariffs. After all the Liberals are getting voted out / decimated to Kim Campbell tier Conservatives (same deal with the NDP only holding onto their storngholds)
 
Tredoodoo killed off a big portion of the hunting tourism. I know a lot of Americans would go there to hunt big game that they just can't anymore due to the increased cost and hoops it takes to jump through regulation, ridiculous gun laws, sites, and paperwork.

Very sad!
 
Null dijo:
Is there any practical way I can mass-import KF users from the UK and Canada?
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If Trump doesn't manage to annex us - please god let that happen, it'd be so fucking funny even before all the improvements being American would bring - PLEASE let us know if you find a way. This frozen shithole isn't even worth defending,

Fucking hell, Kiwifarms itself could probably roll the country in like, a weekend. Probably wouldn't even need guns for it, just call people up here faggots and watch them wilt...
 
Lobster Cult High Priest dijo:
There is no way Canadians don't blame the Liberals for the Tariffs. After all the Liberals are getting voted out / decimated to Kim Campbell tier Conservatives (same deal with the NDP only holding onto their storngholds)
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Liberals are going to leave the Conservatives holding the bag and smugly saying "told you so" The same way you are seeing liberals in America blaming Trump for not immediately lowering inflation after seven days and for the airport crash that just happened.
 
Leaf Wage Slave Jr dijo:
If Trump doesn't manage to annex us - please god let that happen, it'd be so fucking funny even before all the improvements being American would bring - PLEASE let us know if you find a way. This frozen shithole isn't even worth defending,

Fucking hell, Kiwifarms itself could probably roll the country in like, a weekend. Probably wouldn't even need guns for it, just call people up here faggots and watch them wilt...
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Total annexation is only practical from a military standpoint during a global conflict. Better to control Canada from your own border the way China does now and America used to. At best Canada would become a niggerfied Puerto Rico type territory and 2nd class if that. The millions upon millions of jeet terrorists, Chinks and rest of the trash aren't about to get US passports in Trump's America.

Can see Alberta though. Geographically feasible. That's a big feather in Trump's cap and not a single thing the Canadian government can do about it except send that nazi cunt to complain to Russia at the UN security counsel. The irony.
 
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