Can you brine human Meat while the Meat is still alive?

[Cats]

Asking for a friend of the family.

 

[Troonos]

Sodium chloride can't be absorbed transdermally, and intravenously-induced hypernatremia will shift extracellular fluid into circulation, but won't shift sodium into the extracellular space.

So no.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Livers yes.

Ask any alkie.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Better to find a giant deep-fryer.

 

[topsikrets]

Didn't rasputin like dangle his cock in brine for hours at a time as a means of further enlarging it?
Or am I just confusing that with the fact that it is currently in brine?

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Let them eat saltines.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

My cat gave an emphatic thumbs up: