Can we petition Josh to stop sitting on the servers?

[Omori Boy]

Everytime he does it the site goes down, he's too heavy, either lose weight Josh or stop sitting on the servers, it's not that hard!

 

[Fag Albert]

listen man i tried but that fucker has a slingshot and a backpack of banana peppers if you get too close to get him off the servers thats when he shoots a banana pepper at you and they kinda hurt

 

[Shartavius]

A petition is pointless if he won’t get up to read it. Maybe we can roll Josh away from the servers and onto a couple of garbage bags filled with hair. Then he can lay there until Cogent is defeated.

 

[Creative Username]

I thought the site went down whenever Josh tripped on the network cables.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

He's not sitting on them, he accidentally kicks them while practicing kung fu. Do you want him to be unprepared when Greta and Dong Long Gone show up to his house in Serbiastan?