Can I take you on a date?

[SandyCat]

I'll let you order two things from the mcdonalds dollar menu but that's all you're getting

 

[Bumbling Fat Moron]

No

 

[SandyCat]

No

Please?

 

[ditto]

Only if you take me to the date November 5, 1955.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

The Mcdonalds dollar menu isn't real anymore.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Are we gonna do it?

 

[Shidoen]

@SandyCat the furry profile pic disgusts me but the great dollar menu deal allures me. Okay but no finger banging unless the food is good.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I was going to say yes, but I have to be honest Sandycat, I've heard some troubling rumors. I've heard you spend time on hate websites (something farms, I think they said Kiwi Farms or something silly like that. I've never heard of it before) making fun of and harassing disadvantaged peoples. Is there any truth to that? That doesn't sound like you, I know how big a supporter you are of good causes like trans rights and BLM, but my source is pretty trustworthy.

I just don't know what to think. I'll need a little time to get back to you.

 

[batterybee]

 

[White_N]

Dating between Kiwis is haram, brother, so maybe

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Are we gonna do it?

Dollar menu. No way someone spends that kind of money and doesn't expect a little something in return.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Dollar menu. No way someone spends that kind of money and doesn't expect a little something in return.

Not only that, but two items off the dollar menu.

Yeah, you’re damn right I’m going on this date.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Only if I get to pick the radio station during the car ride.

 

[mister meaner]

You wouldn't want to be with me, I'm a shitty partner and a shit friend

 

[SandyCat]

I was going to say yes, but I have to be honest Sandycat, I've heard some troubling rumors. I've heard you spend time on hate websites (something farms, I think they said Kiwi Farms or something silly like that. I've never heard of it before) making fun of and harassing disadvantaged peoples. Is there any truth to that? That doesn't sound like you, I know how big a supporter you are of good causes like trans rights and BLM, but my source is pretty trustworthy.

I just don't know what to think. I'll need a little time to get back to you.

I disavow these rumors. I love trans people, the government and the jews. And just today I went a whole day without screaming the n word at a black person so there's no way I could be racist.

 

[Retink]

Only if you're actually a titty cat and not an obese man.

 

[not william stenchever]

No but I would play modded minecraft with you

 

[Jason Wynn]

Few problems here

I’m not into chicks, especially anthro chicks suggestively eating a sandwich. You yourself might be a dude, but gotta lose that profile pic before anything.

We’re not going to fucking McDonald’s on a first date. We will go to a fancy sit down restaurant, have a nice meal not prepared by barely-literate basement dwellers, and get to know each other

I have it on good authority from a well-informed Kiwi that you are, indeed, a nigger, and I’m not in the habit of dating niggers.

You do like cats though which is a plus, maybe there’s room in my little black book for you yet…

 

[mister meaner]

I'd reconsider if you put out, IDC if you're a girl or a gay. I'm topping nigger.

 

[Bassomatic]

Let me spin the devils advocate.

Micky D's at some spots still do dollar coffee. The coffee's pretty fucking good. Beats star cucks and most chains. Now for 2 bucks for each person you literally have change from a 5er and 2 big cups to sip as you chat. Not worst date if you have no money.

But I'm adorable and you will want to suck my cock after the date but after 48oz of coffee I think my cum will probably taste like a latte, be warned.