Can I put water thickener in my pool?

[SandyCat]

How much would I need for 30,000 gallons?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Just replace the water with cum like a normal person

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Yes.

 

[Fruttasecca]

Yes.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DPZzrlFCD_I

A bit too much footage of children for my taste but maybe I am old fashioned

 

[Whatevermancer]

I don't know... can you?

 

[DumbDude43]

you can put a ton of sodium hydroxide in your pool, that will make swimming really enjoyable

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Try cement, but you gotta take a dip right after putting it in!