Can I live under your bed?

[SandyCat]

I'll only take up one wall outlet to run an extension cord for all my appliances you'll hardly know I'm even there

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Sorry man I've only got the one outlet myself and that shit is already a fire hazard

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

my mattress and box springs are on the floor, but I have a crawlspace that might interest you

 

[Waifu Days]

Better to ask forgiveness than permission.

 

[Night Crawler]

No, you can't live under my bed because that's where I like to stash all my porn mags and nut socks like it's the 1990's and internet porn isn't a thing.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Only if you come out to snuggle at bed time.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Well, I can put you on the waiting list but honestly it might be a while.

 

[Premium Gonzo]

Yeah come on over i've even got a nice shed you can use during the day, i'll even cook you a nice meal you can do the dishes though. Mind the spiders though they get pretty big.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Sure but you would have to share space with a monster that already lives under my bed.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

sure. that's where my pitbull keeps all he's toys anyway

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

nah man, my bed is too low to the ground for you to fit, plus my cat would be scared of your fursuit.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Sorry the Bogeyman currently resides there now.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

Sure, I've got space there. Rent is $700 a month.

 

[Vingle]

There is literally no space under my bed.