Can I eat your poop?

[Cobson Gemson]

Please...

 

[A Crying Goblin]

Will it be soft serve, milk shake, regular, crunchy, or extra hard?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

No! It’s mine!

 

[Cobson Gemson]

Will it be soft serve, milk shake, regular, crunchy, or extra hard?

>crunchy
whenever i hear crunchy i think of this crunchy little fuck

 

[Vampirella]

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Just kidding you can have some.

 

[Named User]

If you pay shipping and handling.

 

[A Crying Goblin]

If you pay shipping and handling.

I remember seeing a copypasta or a screenshot from some pornstar's site literally talking about shipping her poop and niggas doing a review on it after they bought it. Does anyone else have the screencap?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

How much are you willing to pay?

 

[equinsu_ocha]

I just need you to understand that I take a medication called Plaquenil, which has a main side effect of gut rumbling pasty shits, and I eat a lot of Mexican food. My bowel movements are unholy. They smell of burnt hair and sulfuric meat rot. I also eat a fuckton of fancy cured meats and soft cheeses. The consistency is something like fresh asphalt mixed with bubbling mud. There is never any corn despite the Mexican food which is mildly concerning, but the volume is rather impressive. Also my shit is greasy like a used car salesman in South Jersey. You still want a taste?

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I’m getting so sick of hearing that fucking question.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

You can't touch it...for free

 

[AgendaPoster]

Providing quality Q&A content I see, Mr. Cobson

 

[Pruto]

ye

 

[quackrock]

Sorry, I need it.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Sorry, I just deposited the rest of my bowel movement in @Bargain Bin Laden 's mouth. It was a very intimate moment, I looked him deep in the eyes as I emptied myself into his eager, loving, waiting mouth. I filled it up with my excrement, and I could feel the intimate love between us as I passed on yesterday's burrito to his digestive tract. You and I could never have that. All my poop belong to BBL.

 

[Cobson Gemson]

Providing quality Q&A content I see, Mr. Cobson

Thank you now give me a dollar

Sorry, I need it.

Sorry, I just deposited the rest of my bowel movement in @Bargain Bin Laden 's mouth. It was a very intimate moment, I looked him deep in the eyes as I emptied myself into his eager, loving, waiting mouth. I filled it up with my excrement, and I could feel the intimate love between us as I passed on yesterday's burrito to his digestive tract. You and I could never have that. All my poop belong to BBL.

Fuck you two

 

[AgendaPoster]

Thank you now give me a dollar

Fuck you two

I steal dollars

I don't give them away​

 

[Cobson Gemson]

I’m getting so sick of hearing that fucking question.

... but can I?

 

[Testacles Maximus]

... but can I?

Maybe I poop in a to-go bag and leave it outside my door tonight, maybe I don’t. You want my shit you gotta roll the dice a bit.