Can animals be lolcows? - furries don’t count

[StMaryPiper]

When we talk about cows we usually speak about people. But can non humans classify as lolcows? Everything from dogs barking at nothing to an ant running around in circles until it dies are pretty lolcow like behaviors.

 

[the despicable internet]

Well, I guess there are some reports of animals doing weird shit. I saw some shorts (vids) of a orangutan who couldn't keep off any boobs he saw in his enclosure, grabbing all the tits he could find of female visitors. Not sure that can classify as a lolcow but it's a sexpest orangutan.

Look at him smile and shit trying to archive but archive.is hasn't been up for me for weeks.

 

[Golden Face]

definitely otters and dolphins. those fuckers are all kinds of messed up.

 

[The Third Wright Brother]

I don't think so. A key feature of a lolcow is that they lack self awareness when they should have it. Animals to the best of our understanding, do not have any sort of conscience that is tangible to us.

 

[Catler]

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I already asked this in more retarded wording

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/is-a-non-human-lolcow-possible.154438/

 

[¨¨¨]

I would say that some animals act so erratically and comically that they could be considered lolcows:

 

[DankSmoker]

I would say that some animals act so erratically and comically that they could be considered lolcows:

Seal Pup Surprise.mp4

You're wrong, that is majestic and beautiful. I feel at one with nature watching this.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Had an Italian greyhound that would definitely count as a horrorcow. He loved peeing on everyone.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Lolcows are animals strictly speaking.

 

[instant]

was that one chicken who lived for years without a head a lolcow?

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

A chimp once used a toad as a sex toy

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Cats are lolcows

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

nobody mentioned harambe

 

[TruffleSpark]

remember that big cow from a few years ago?

that was kind of cool

 

[Chainsaw Man]

Well yeah ur moms a lolcow