Camping / Outdoors / Innawoods / Bushcraft / Survivalism

Here are some camping tips for noobs - I'm still one and found these useful through trial and error.

  • Put a tarp under your tent, it's worth it trust me.
  • Buy the largest, thickest tent stakes you can find, the tiny ones that come with most tents are horrible.
  • Pack lot's of rope/cord/tying shit because you can never have enough.
  • Organize your gear into plastic bins with lids - one for outside tent stuff, another for inside tent stuff, one for food, ect...
  • Bring as many good flashlights/lanterns as you can, and those LED lanterns kind of suck so try to get a fuel based one if you can.
  • Make a checklist of everything you need and use it when packing gear.
  • Bring extra water for stuff.
  • Pack lots of garbage bags and pick up trash other people leave around if you see it.
  • Battery powered Christmas lights make cool mood lighting for nighttime.
  • Even if you think it's not going to rain act like it will.
  • Don't pitch your tent on an incline - not even a small one - you will hate life while trying to sleep.
  • Air mattress with sleeping bags are ok but kind of annoying. Buy a camping cot if you can, or learn to sleep in a hammock.
  • Bring a hammock they are fun to chill in.
  • Glowsticks can also be fun at night.
  • Get the correctly rated sleeping bag for when/where you are camping.
 
If anyone has ever wondered about these cheapo Chinese lifestraw system, they work great. The most common brand I see is WakiWaki.
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It can make just about any water safe to drink as long as it isn't lousy with chemical pollution. It filters out bacteria, parasites, and sediment. If you have access to a non-polluted creek or river, you can use one of these as your primary water source, and the filters claim to be good for up to 1300 gallons (5000 liters) of water. If the only water you have access to is really muddy or full of debris, you can supplement the filter with water treatment tabs. What comes out the other side might not look absolutely pure, but it will lab test as clean, safe drinking water. These filters are small enough that I keep 2 in my pack as redundancies for a clean water source are heavily encouraged.

If you want to go full Les Stroud, there's a lot of ways to filter water from shit you find in the woods, but a lot of that will be dependent on the region you are camping in. I carry this exact filtration system with a 2nd filter and I can fit the whole thing inside a quart mason jar. It's a fantastic backup option even for people that haul in their own clean water. Throw one in your go bag or in the trunk of your car and you'll never regret it, especially with how cheap they are. I give it a 9/10. It would be perfect but for the one time I got a filter that was clogged due to a manufacturing error. I imagine using the American made Lifestraw branded filter would eliminate the QA risks, but it also costs more and is larger.
 
remember to get a good bushcraftin knife I would highly reccomend a fixed blade if your widdlin or batonin a slip joint will be shakin into nothing, This is a nice entry level one and it come with a flint, drop point blade design is always good for a smaller knife Puukos are a great pick if a bit pricey heres a solid pick that wont break the bank, if you go for a smaller option a hatchet will be necessary however a hatchet should be included no matter what in my opinon this one I dont have a budget pick this is the one I like I know the price will turn off alot of ppl however it comes with a lifetime warranty so its more of a BFL item. buy a zippo lighter with a small amount of fluid for fire assistance. DONT buy Firestarters since making your own is insanely ez a fun little boy scout trick you can use next time your camping is fridos chips as firestarters (no Im not joking) you can burn a frido like a match if you light it on fire

DRESS FOR THE ENVIORMENT, I've camped in the Appalachia's for long enough and seen too many fuckin yankees not understand how humidity works, same applys to cold, how ever no matter what keep a light hoodie or jacket and a hat that keeps sun out of your face is a great buy whether you go wide brim felt/leather or a good ol boonie cap both have there pros and cons. another great buy is a fanny pack I get it your not gonna get any poon wearing it but she's rather see a bear anyway (LMAO), lastly a frying pan, pot and grate for campire cookin
Edit: I wanted to add a link to buchcraft literature
 
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Get a stainless Mora (something like the Morakniv Basic 546) before you get more expensive knives. It costs less than a Big Mac meal.
 
When you are new, you need gear as a crutch. There's nothing wrong with that, we all have to start somewhere. As you gain more and more experience, you will learn what gear is important, and what isn't. You will learn what neat survival tricks you saw in a top ten bushcraft tips video work, and what are a waste of time. Put simply, outdoorsmanship skills are something that you will develop continuously, and the longer you do it, the more you will change up your kit (to a point).

SO, starting off by going out and buying all the fancy things that experts recommend you to have is what we in da bidniss call "a monumentally retarded idea". When you start out, start out with cheap shit. Start out with Walmart brand chinesium garbage, and put it through some easy camping. Take your Ozark trail bag, knife, and sleeping gear, and go for an overnight hike. It is utterly imperative that you gain experience before you get good equipment. After doing this a few times, you will begin to realize that certain pieces of kit that looked really cool, or sounded really useful, are utterly useless to you. Give them away. Keep doing this until you start to see which pieces of kit are absolutely necessary to your comfort and survival. Once you have enough experience to stop throwing shit out, THEN you should start buying the good stuff.

Once you start getting a solid kit together, start putting it through more intensive outings. Instead of an overnight, take three days off and do a portion of the Appalachian trail (or whatever European equivalent you overseas niggers have). Deliberately camp in horrific weather. Camp in 40°F temperatures with pouring rain. Camp in 95°F temperatures and intense humidity. Climb mountains and trudge through dense underbrush. Put yourself and your kit through hell. After a long while of this, you will have what you need to get you through any environment.

YouTube videos and top ten gear lists will not teach you anything. Until you go out and learn, all that "knowledge" is USELESS. Whenever I see people with bags full of shiny, unused, expensive gear, I point and laugh because they suck at everything, and their gear won't save them when they hit a rough patch. Hippies, train hoppers, hitchhikers, and homeless bums all manage to live nomadic and almost purely outdoor lifestyles utilizing only the cheapest shit on the market, because they prioritize experience over gear. You can do it as well, and then be better because most of them are 80iq.
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In summary, only listen to gear recommendations if you have experience. Inexperienced fags should buy chinesium until they know what they're doing.

The bare minimum tools are a knife, axe, and saw. Ideally, you want all 3 for harvesting firewood. The saw is useful for breaking branches and logs down into manageable lengths, while the axe and knife are better served for splitting and making kindling.
It depends on the type of outing you're on, but for longer hikes you don't really want to bring all of that. It's nice to have an axe and saw when you're car camping (hell, me and my buddies bring chainsaws), but if you're on a thru hike, or even just a long ass backpacking trip, you're going to want to go a lot lighter. Personally, I run one small knife (blad about the size of a finger. Doesn't need to be full tang) and one large knife (something like a kabar, must be full tang). The small knife is for any precision cutting, like cleaning a fish or cutting twigs. The large knife is for batoning wood, and light bushwhacking.

You can't really use these for logs, but a trick to compensate (for wood up to the rough thickness of your arm) is to find two live trees close together, and to run the dead log or branch in between them. Utilizing the law of the lever, you can snap branches down into conveniently sized chunks without the need for tools. Hell, sometimes if a branch is dead on the ground and too thick to break by hand, you can just wack it against a tree at roughly where you want it to break, and it will have the same effect. If you're too noodle armed for either of these methods, you can always just take longer branches and logs, and position them so that only part of them is in the fire. That will let combustion do the cutting for you.

If you want a cooking fire or survival fire, these tricks work great.


You haven't lived until you've taken a drink of water freshly melted from a glacier.

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Based. Drinking freshwater straight is so nice. In the Appalachians, a lot of the water is spring water, so you can drink it straight by the gallon without any worries (but only in the mountains. Once you hit the plains, that shit is tainted. I got dysentery from it once lmao).

Just passed through glacier state park on my current hike, and damn, snow melt water is so nice. Even in the valleys there, the water is so clear you can count the rocks at the bottom of 10+ feet deep creeks. Tastes good too. I got a little more than I would have liked though, as I fell while trying to ford a waist deep creek. That shit is COLD.

I don't even filter or purify if I'm above a valley. So far it's always been safe once you get away from a main creek/river, and start drinking from the small streams that feed it. (Please, anyone reading, do not do this. I am retarded and my luck will eventually run out. Purify your water.)
 
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Just passed through glacier state park on my current hike, and damn, snow melt water is so nice. Even in the valleys there, the water is so clear you can count the rocks at the bottom of 10+ feet deep creeks. Tastes good too. I got a little more than I would have liked though, as I fell while trying to ford a waist deep creek. That shit is COLD.
Ahh, Glacier. Quite possibly the most beautiful place on Earth. I hear Waterton Lakes on the Canada side is even better.

If you ever book a trip, I recommend the east side. Better hiking trails, more serious outdoorsy people, and best of all, more encounters with forest frens.

The west side is a tourist trap full of the most obnoxious, unappreciative shitheads who have no place outside of their bughives. Or on this planet, for that matter.

A trip to a national park will help you fall in love with Mother Nature, and get in touch with your inner Uncle Ted. It's probably the one thing I will be glad to pay taxes to maintain. Thanks to New Vegas, Zion is on my bucket list.
If you pass birch trees, take some bark for starting a fire.
Don't bring in firewood from outside the forest. It can potentially introduce invasive species to the local ecosystem.

And don't fuck with the forest frens or feed them. You're a guest in their home.
 
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DRESS FOR THE ENVIORMENT, I've camped in the Appalachia's for long enough and seen too many fuckin yankees not understand how humidity works, same applys to cold
And it applies to nights as well. You need to make sure you have proper clothing after working or traveling in hot weather during the day, the drop in temperatures at night can cause a lot of problems.

That's a big reason why Confederate uniforms during the Civil War were made from wool and not cotton, despite having tons of cotton and a warm climate.
 
A trip to a national park will help you fall in love with Mother Nature
It can be hit or miss. My local national is a rainforest so it's a motherfucker to keep your equipment dry and your fire going. It's one of the handful of places where standing dead trees don't dry out. I have to pack 2-3x the fire starting material that I would for a normal trip.

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Wife and I want to get into camping and are wanting to plan an overnight river trip for the fall. I've done a decent amount of canoeing but neither of us have been camping since we were kids so are admittedly out of practice.

We're trying to assemble our gear and supplies for the trip and are looking for advice or resources to point us to what we might be missing.
So far we have:
  • 2 single person compact bivvy tents
  • A 3 person Ozark trail tent (just for a little extra space)
  • 2 quality rucking packs with rain covers
  • 2 compact sleeping bags and sleeping pads
  • 2 portable mess kits
  • 2 canteens (I also have a hydration pack for my rucking pack)
  • Flashlights/ a couple of electric lanterns
  • A hatchet for chopping up firewood (also have a Buck knife for whatever that might be needed for)
  • Firestarters (lighters, flint and steel, and a puck of dryer lint we've been saving for like a year)
  • Bug spray
  • A takedown .22 for just in case reasons.
  • Plastic bags for keeping dry stuff dry
  • Power banks to keep our phones charged
  • Extra dry clothes (obviously, this includes rain jackets, ponchos, and some warm stuff to layer JIC. We're in the southern US so the cold isn't too much of an issue)
  • A cooler and small portable butane stove
  • Food (we were planning on either grabbing some MREs or just tossing some dogs in the cooler with sandwiches and some snacks and stuff to make an easy breakfast. Its only a one night trip)
I didn't include navigation tools for this list because the river is basically a straight line to a basin so getting lost is virtually impossible, nor did I include anything about the canoe because we're just renting from a local service.

Is there anything glaring we missed? I feel like that about covers it but I feel like I'm missing something really obvious too

Also general camping kits/supplies discussion is welcome
 
Wife and I want to get into camping and are wanting to plan an overnight river trip for the fall. I've done a decent amount of canoeing but neither of us have been camping since we were kids so are admittedly out of practice.

We're trying to assemble our gear and supplies for the trip and are looking for advice or resources to point us to what we might be missing.
So far we have:
  • 2 single person compact bivvy tents
  • A 3 person Ozark trail tent (just for a little extra space)
  • 2 quality rucking packs with rain covers
  • 2 compact sleeping bags and sleeping pads
  • 2 portable mess kits
  • 2 canteens (I also have a hydration pack for my rucking pack)
  • Flashlights/ a couple of electric lanterns
  • A hatchet for chopping up firewood (also have a Buck knife for whatever that might be needed for)
  • Firestarters (lighters, flint and steel, and a puck of dryer lint we've been saving for like a year)
  • Bug spray
  • A takedown .22 for just in case reasons.
  • Plastic bags for keeping dry stuff dry
  • Power banks to keep our phones charged
  • Extra dry clothes (obviously, this includes rain jackets, ponchos, and some warm stuff to layer JIC. We're in the southern US so the cold isn't too much of an issue)
  • A cooler and small portable butane stove
  • Food (we were planning on either grabbing some MREs or just tossing some dogs in the cooler with sandwiches and some snacks and stuff to make an easy breakfast. Its only a one night trip)
I didn't include navigation tools for this list because the river is basically a straight line to a basin so getting lost is virtually impossible, nor did I include anything about the canoe because we're just renting from a local service.

Is there anything glaring we missed? I feel like that about covers it but I feel like I'm missing something really obvious too

Also general camping kits/supplies discussion is welcome
A cheap folding saw from the hardware store might be a good addition. I don't know what your region is like or how hard it is to find good wood to burn.
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Maybe bring a gallon of water per person per day. It's mid summer and a canteen isn't going to cut it without another reliable source of water.
 
The bare minimum tools are a knife, axe, and saw. Ideally, you want all 3 for harvesting firewood. The saw is useful for breaking branches and logs down into manageable lengths, while the axe and knife are better served for splitting and making kindling.
I do backpacking and weight is a major concern. I recommend a branch saw. It's lightweight and you can cut some decent firework. This was a major breakthrough in cutting weight since I brought a hatchet before. For regular camping, hatchet or axe is definitely a must.
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It can be hit or miss. My local national is a rainforest so it's a motherfucker to keep your equipment dry and your fire going. It's one of the handful of places where standing dead trees don't dry out. I have to pack 2-3x the fire starting material that I would for a normal trip.

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I assume those discs are fuel? They look like Communion wafers.

I've also been to Saguaro NP in Arizona. Good for a day trip if you ever find yourself in Tucson and need an escape from the Kamikaze drivers.

I've heard the traffic at Yellowstone is super congested, but that you get more opportunities to see wildlife. And that Grand Teton/Jackson Hole has sadly been turned into a Bougie colony.

Gear-wise, the best thing that has ever served me is a Sawyer water filter and a backpack with a water bladder, like Camelbak and Osprey make. Having just little bits of water to sip without the hassle of a bottle does wonders.
 
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I assume those discs are fuel? They look like Communion wafers.

I've also been to Saguaro NP in Arizona. Good for a day trip if you ever find yourself in Tucson and need an escape from the Kamikaze drivers.

I've heard the traffic at Yellowstone is super congested, but that you get more opportunities to see wildlife. And that Grand Teton/Jackson Hole has sadly been turned into a Bougie colony.

Gear-wise, the best thing that has ever served me is a Sawyer water filter and a backpack with a water bladder, like Camelbak and Osprey make. Having just little bits of water to sip without the hassle of a bottle does wonders.
They're cotton rounds from the makeup aisle dipped in a 1:1 mix of melted paraffin wax and lighter fluid. After about 2 days, it's totally solid and waterproof. When you're ready to light, just split it in half to expose the cotton fibers. It takes a spark really well and a full pad will burn pretty strong for about 5 minutes.

Same process for the 4mm jute twine. I just use the twine more often because it fits neatly in an old waterproof tube for emergency matches. The jute doesn't burn half as long as the cotton pads, though.
 
One of those three is vastly superior to the others. Japanese Silky saws are the tits, highly recommended.
The Silky Gomboy is the fucking tits. Just get the medium tooth version in whatever size you want. I used mine after the most recent hurricane to break down a ton of fallen tree limbs and it still cuts like new.
 
The Silky Gomboy is the fucking tits. Just get the medium tooth version in whatever size you want. I used mine after the most recent hurricane to break down a ton of fallen tree limbs and it still cuts like new.
I've got a couple of them, along with a Pocketboy saw that lives on my belt. Medium tooth version is the most versatile, yeah.
 
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