Business Ideas Thread

[Toilet seats vendor]

In this thread, we share our ideas for a successful enterprise.

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Business Idea: Start a dentist clinic and name it Never Lose Your Smile

 

[NoReturn]

I had a really great idea for a business in the middle of the night but I didn't write it down so when I woke up in the morning it was gone.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

peak business name: i dont care or whatever

example:

boyfren: hey girlfriend, where do you wanna go eat?
gf: i dont care
boyfren: aight lets go

easy infinite money glitch

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

6-Hour Energy drinks.

Everybody is familiar with 5-hour energy, but these will last an additional hour for the same price.

 

[Breadbassket]

Bring the "rent-a-friend" business model from Japan to the United States and make it like Uber but for people.

 

[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

Buy up a sports team in a league. Change all their attire to pink and purple. Change the name to something awful like the Washington Pansies, despite the team being from Orlando.

Charge fans double for the old style jerseys and memorabilia. When fans complain, put up a kickstarter saying that you'll change all teams back to their original colors IF you get 10 billion on the kickstarter and make up some bullshit that it would take that amount to change everything back.

If they manage to accomplish this, when the colors change back, add another 25% onto the already doubled price of the merchandise.