Burger King wants to save the environment. - By reducing cow farts.

[anti SJW]

There are no words. What's seen can't be unseen.

 

[BONE_Buddy]

*insert that one Stonetoss comic*

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

That was weird
I do know one thing, cows do fart a lot.

 

[Calooby]

If I were kill to myself over this, would God still send me to Hell for eternity?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Eat our impossible burgers goyim! Who knows, you might find out you were a stunning beautiful woman this whole time!

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Burger King sucks, go stuff your bugburgers up your ass Kingfish.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Eat our impossible burgers goyim! Who knows, you might find out you were a stunning beautiful woman this whole time!

The Impossible Whopper is actually pretty good. Tastes like the real thing, but better.

But this is stupid. Why would a burger fast food company want to moralfag about cows farting into the environment causing muh global warming?

 

[Reverend]

I'm...ok with this. reduce methane by 1/3 by feeding the cows lemongrass. Sure, why not.

And with this generation you need a video to tell them stuff or else they won't read jack shit on scientific study...which I'd still like to see.

 

[The Last Stand]

*insert that one Stonetoss comic*

I'm loving it.

 

[Richard Harrow]

So Burger King hired it's own little 'Boy Greta.'

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The Impossible Whopper is actually pretty good. Tastes like the real thing, but better.

But this is stupid. Why would a burger fast food company want to moralfag about cows farting into the environment causing muh global warming?

Burger king has already moralfagged about muh racism and muh wage gap and their UK Twitter account came out in support of Antifa's concrete milkshakes. Also the impossible burger is loaded with pseudoestrogens

 

[DavieJones714]

Thanks for the wholesome corporate propaganda. Warm and fuzzy

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Why would a burger fast food company want to moralfag about cows farting into the environment causing muh global warming?

Same reason why an e-thot would moralfag about being called a "sex worker"

And with this generation you need a video to tell them stuff or else they won't read jack shit on scientific study...which I'd still like to see.

That link in the video redirects to this...
https://www.rbi.com/IRW/CustomPage/4591210/Index?KeyGenPage=472708
It's got different pages with different info about their "goal"

 

[The Pink Panther]

Also the impossible burger is loaded with pseudoestrogens

Say wut.

 

[Cilleystring]

Call me crazy but this is one of the lesser crazy woke commercials we've seen

 

[idosometimes]

While "n-people" are the cause du jour, the environment is still important for people and this will probably sell some burgers.

The Impossible Whopper is actually pretty good. Tastes like the real thing, but better.

Found the homosexual...

That was weird
I do know one thing, cows do fart a lot.

Most of the emissions come from the head end as opposed to the tail end. Gas builds up and is released via the mouth.

 

[The Last Stand]

Say wut.

Don't be surprised if your growth is stunted now.

 

[Reverend]

Call me crazy but this is one of the lesser crazy woke commercials we've seen

It's funny, catchy, and informative. It's like the dollar shave club ads. They get their point across, we know methane is bad, cow farts make lots of methane, feed them lemongrass and they fart less and less methane. That's it, no political agenda, no making you feel guilty about your race/sexuality/gender . Burger king said "We know you like burgers, we know you like to breathe, so we did a bit of help to make sure you kept on doing both, kthxbai"

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Eat our impossible burgers goyim! Who knows, you might find out you were a stunning beautiful woman this whole time!

No one will be able to transition because the sodium level will have brought on a stroke or a massive heart attack before the soy kicks in.

The Impossible Whopper is actually pretty good. Tastes like the real thing, but better.

But this is stupid. Why would a burger fast food company want to moralfag about cows farting into the environment causing muh global warming?

I tried one it was pretty good. Of course at that time I think they were still using the same surfaces as the regular meat whoppers so no telling and I also did not realize the Impossible Whopper was packing 1080-1240 sodium.

No thanks.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Say wut.

It's highly processed and filled with soy. The daily mail had a somewhat balanced take. Most msm were saying "silly fragile men! Phytoestrogens are a conspiracy theory! Consoom our fake burgers!" Personally I don't think all the unfermented soy substitutes and fillers in our food are good (fermentation breaks down the estrogens). Impossible meat is a really weird case since it was promoted as being green over being vegetarian/vegan and a majority of vegans aren't buying it.