Burger King goes *Woke*: #FeelYourWay campaign

[Nobunaga]

This is why McDonald's will ALWAYS be superior.

Funny way of saying Carls Jr's McCuck

 

[UE 558]

Funny way of saying Carls Jr's McCuck

Checkers/Rally’s master race faggot

 

[ColtWalker1847]

This bullshit is a ham-fisted attempt by megacorps to market to young people. They don't understand them so they look to the internet to find a way to reach them. Then they find Tumblr and other assorted lame shit with a bunch of teenagers holding pity-parties and think that's what they are into.

They aren't.

Funny way of saying Carls Jr's McCuck

Ew. No. Gross.

A&W is where it's at.

 

[SiccDicc]

The beauty of this is that fast food has pretty much been proven to make depression worse and unable to control your emotions.

A healthy diet goes a long way, both physically and mentally.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

 

[Red Hood]

Remember how many companies made asses out of themselves by trying to be be"hip and edgy" in the 90s? These companies will always do shit like this.

I remember it to the max my swood broham.

 

[Zeke Von Genbu]

I actually couldn't even follow along with what this ad was even talking about until I read this thread, it feels confused and unfocused beyond just wanting to sell me something. Some of these "events" are weird, especially that last one with the I assume teenage mother with a baby. Does Burger King support minors having children? Does Burger King support its employees telling their boss to go fuck themselves?

Sounds like a great place to work. As long as I buy the angry meal to #FeelMyWay I can tell my boss he is a faggot and should drink fry grease.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

This bullshit is a ham-fisted attempt by megacorps to market to young people. They don't understand them so they look to the internet to find a way to reach them. Then they find Tumblr and other assorted lame shit with a bunch of teenagers holding pity-parties and think that's what they are into.

They aren't.

Ew. No. Gross.

A&W is where it's at.

I eagerly bit into this juicy post when I saw "ham-fisted" in your post. I expected to find some flame broiled puns. Maybe something about the old timers trying to "ketchup" with the small fries...

Needless to say, I was so disappointed I created my own, inferior product.

 

[Shiversblood]

I did laugh at the video. However like in a ironic manner and then AHHHHH AFRICA but I see their point they are trying to make tho.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

The DGAF meal box is a great passive-aggressive thing to display at work, I'd buy it solely for that reason.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Horny and lonely meal option when lads?

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

I thought #FeelYourWay was gonna be a new commercial starring Stevie Wonder

 

[Guts Gets Some]

I thought #FeelYourWay was gonna be a new commercial starring Stevie Wonder

He is black, so maybe in time.

 

[chicken wings]

A lot of these companies are run by or have people in the marketing department that is in the woke crowd. Many of them will never learn.

You're telling me people with media related qualifications and social media "expertise" are usually held by multi colored hair dykes and soy boys? Never.

 

[Professional iPad Hoarder]

Where's my vegan cuckmeal?

 

[Y2K Baby]

I'm going to kill myself in a Burger King.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Remember how many companies made asses out of themselves by trying to be be"hip and edgy" in the 90s?

It would be better if they went back to that than going all Current Year.

 

[UE 558]

What about my “want to rape the female Burger King cashier and dump her sedated body in a wood chipper” meal?

 

[Coldgrip]

What about my “want to rape the female Burger King cashier and dump her sedated body in a wood chipper” meal?

They don't offer fries with that one, can you believe it?

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

It's clearly not, but holy shit if this doesn't seem like a total fucking joke. Wew lads...