Bubsy 4D - The game that will save the industry

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There's a romhack for bubsy 1 that gives it the sonic ring mechanic using the yarn balls. It makes it 50000% more playable, worth a shot if you had it as a kid.

Also I hate to say it but the first thing that jumps out at me here is Bubsy's very humanoid feet in that banner. We now have the answer on how to make Bubsy worse : Give it to furry artists.
I appreciate you trying to help me work past my childhood trauma but there is no way in hell I'd willingly subject myself to anything Bubsy-related.

As for the feet yeah I kind of got immediately skeeved out by that, no way the art director doesn't have a furaffinity account from like 2007.
 
I also just realized this is a Switch 2 game. The graphics look terrible. This looks like it was made for iPad.
 
This nigger gets to live while Klonoa rots. Life is pain
Do you really want the next generation of furries to find out who he is and quite literally rape his memory to death? Or to have him sell out and become the next shovelware franchise like Bubsy here? Sometimes, dead is better.
 
Eh, I hope it's good. Having fun goofy games that you can just sit down and enjoy is always welcome in the hellscape that is modern gayming.

The whole situation is very low stakes. If it's good, awesome a new platformer out of nowhere. If it sucks ass, hey it's fuckin Bubsy.

Translating the exclamation point shirt into a tie is neat, I'll give them that much.
 
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bubsy as an ironic joke was never funny
going full self aware with bubsy's shitty games was the worst angle they could went with him, especially when modern writing is full with irony shit.

the best fucking thing they could have done was bubsy FULLY believing his games are amazing, and his whole bit is:
"if I'm not amazing, why the fuck do I have a new game and banjo doesn't?"
he could had been a character that's fun to hate, with him shitting on everything and being bitter about the industry shitting on him for his entire life.
and now the industry is worse than him he's able to bite back. everyone hates bubsy so it'd make sense if he couldn't go 10 minutes reminding you how much he hates nintendo, sega, sony ECT.

I wanted a fucking Bitter Bubsy not Great Value sonic, they went with the most boring shit imaginable.
 
Última edición:
going full self aware with bubsy's shitty games was the worst angle they could went with him, especially when modern writing is full with irony shit.

the best fucking thing they could have done was bubsy FULLY believing his games are amazing, and his whole bit is:
"if I'm not amazing, why the fuck do I have a new game and banjo doesn't?"
he could had been a character that's fun to hate, with him shitting on everything and being bitter about the industry shitting on him for his entire life.
and now the industry is worse than him he's able to bite back. everyone hates bubsy so it'd make sense if he couldn't go 10 minutes reminding you how much he hates nintendo, sega, sony ECT.

I wanted a fucking Bitter Bubsy not Great Value sonic, they went with the most boring shit imaginable.
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"if I'm not amazing, why the fuck do I have a new game and banjo doesn't?"
*Remembers Nuts and Bolts* And even then that game looked cool. What does Bubsy 4d have? Furry porn?

and now the industry is worse than him he's able to bite back. everyone hates bubsy so it'd make sense if he couldn't go 10 minutes reminding you how much he hates nintendo, sega, sony ECT.
The fact the industry has gotten worse than the average 90s mascot parody is sad. To be fair, mascot platformers are pretty much dead outside of a few like Sonic, who's still limping on.
 
Oh thank god, Bubsy still looks like shit 30 years later. Good to see some things are still consistent even in clown world. I still remember being a retarded kid that thought Bubsy 1 was a good game and even with that I instantly noticed how big of a mistake Bubsy 2 was.

I miss old Treasure so fuckin' much. Even their more average games were fun because they were so big on coming up with weird but fleshed out mechanics.
Is Treasure officially dead dead? Every time I look into it, it makes it sound like they still operate even if they haven't released anything I'm aware of in decades.
 
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