Bruh I’m getting oral surgery soon

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Wish me luck. Will provide updates if I’m not lazy. I’m gonna be on painkillers it’s gonna be tits.
 
I’m not gonna be asleep when they do it btw I’m just gonna be really high. Don’t know what to expect.
 
When they give you da nitrous, wait 5-10 minutes and tell the doc to turn your ratio up in as sober a voice as you can manage. Enjoy!
 
They're not even going to knock you out? What could possibly go wrong? :lol:

"Hey doc, have you ever heard of the kiwifarms? Yeh it's a pretty cool site. Everyone calls us Nazis, and pedophiles, and serial harassers/stalkers, but we're actually all pretty cool guys. Have you ever heard of Jonathan Yaniv. It's some tranny from Canada who got fucked for trying to get some Asians to wax her balls. The dude is a pedophile, racist, and an autist, and still tried to act like the oppressed minority victim. We did a good job exposing that fuck. I don't know why so many people say that we hate blacks, gays, autists, and trannies. We're just out here documenting lol cows."

"Jeez, I don't know how the doctor botched my surgery. Oof owwie my mouth ouch"
 
"Hey doc, have you ever heard of the kiwifarms? Yeh it's a pretty cool site. Everyone calls us Nazis, and pedophiles, and serial harassers/stalkers, but we're actually all pretty cool guys. Have you ever heard of Jonathan Yaniv. It's some tranny from Canada who got fucked for trying to get some Asians to wax her balls. The dude is a pedophile, racist, and an autist, and still tried to act like the oppressed minority victim. We did a good job exposing that fuck. I don't know why so many people say that we hate blacks, gays, autists, and trannies. We're just out here documenting lol cows."

"Jeez, I don't know how the doctor botched my surgery. Oof owwie my mouth ouch"
Was the doctor laughing hard because he's secretly a kiwi?
 
I’m not gonna be asleep when they do it btw I’m just gonna be really high. Don’t know what to expect.

They had to put me under because my wisdom teeth were coming in sideways and upside down, but I remember still being aware at one point that people were digging around and cutting into my gums. As awful as that sounds, it wasn't uncomfortable at all and of course no pain invovled during the surgery. And I wasn't aware the entire procedure, just certain moments.

Let us know how it turns out when you get home and you're still all loopy from the anesthesia.
 
Lord of the Rings or Cosmos or something, painkillers, and hot+cold compresses. Almost makes up for your mouth tasting like pennies and ass for a day, enjoy.
 
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