BronyCon 2019 megathread - July 14 - Chris gets donation to cover trip costs

Will Chris make it to BronyCon?

  • Yes, someone will fully fund his trip in a doomed attempt to buy influence over him

    Votos: 276 64.8%
  • Yes, he scrapes by with tugboat money and sleeps in his car

    Votos: 85 20.0%
  • No, he sits at home and tries to astral project there instead

    Votos: 65 15.3%

  • Total de votantes
    426
  • Encuesta cerrada .
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Sockness is probably going to pay five of his tugboats and rents a Hilton Penthouse where he will expect to make hot man love with Chris in the exquisite hot tub.
I..I think I’m gonna vomit.

EDIT: Hi Sockness, anyone reading this from his twitter please rate this as Islamic Content!
 
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My prediction, Chris will make a fool of himself by bothering celebrities about his obsession to see the show continue,

spend way to much money on merch so he will have to beg for more money to cover bills,

then end the event by dancing with himself again because even bronys think he’s weird and gross.
 
You know guys, I’m starting to get the feeling that Megan might have been a little bit in the wrong when she accused Chris of only being into MLP because she was.

He’s certainly gone all out to prove her wrong.
Throw in something that makes him assume the defensive hedgehog mode and I'll be more than happy.

Preferably in front of his favorite V.A’s.

I also wouldn’t complain if we ended up with another mugshot of Chris as a consequence.
(Allah and Godbear willing: With the unicorn horn!)
 
What would be funny is if the I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME presence was so high that it boosted bronycon attendance to levels where the con admins decide that they could do a few more Bronycons, unintentionally saving chris's hug box and making him believe even harder in his narrative that hasbro heard and listened to his proclamation about the series continuing.
As far as I know and remember, this BronyCon will only be the last one because the staff will turn it into a general convention about toons, anime and vidya afterwards because the show MLP will end this year.

You mean voice autists.
 
Chris added to his Twitter handle, putting Soon @BronyCon on it.

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He didn't even harass Nowacking, he brought her a gift which she then rejected and he sperged out about it on Twitter, dear leader even made a post about it.

Nowacking had already made it clear Chris's attentions weren't welcome by blocking him, so his further attempts at contact were harassment.
 
I'm not disputing that it was harassment (it really was, though not entirely of his own doing), I'm disputing if the harassment of VAs was sexual in nature.

It would have ended up that way as it always does which is why people preemptively block him. Chris only starts stalking people he finds cute.
 
Would be fun if some VA goes full ess-jay-dubble-yoo zero tolerance in response to his social ineptitude and gets him booted for violation of personal boundaries or whateva...
Since they work for a show with one of the spergiest fanbases out there, I'm sure the VA's have by necessity developed a thick skin when dealing with weird-looking, handsy, smelly, and/or hard-up autists with no social skills. As a matter of fact, I highly doubt Chris is going to be the weirdest-looking, handsiest, smelliest, or most autistic person they will meet that weekend. What makes Chris so off-putting isn't that he is the worst in any of the categories but that he scores well above average in *all* of the categories.
 
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