BronyCon 2018

[GS 281]

This thread is getting horribly autistic, too many new accounts.

lemme take care of that for you.

 

[DozerBoi]

NEWBIE ALERT

 

[sparklemilhouse]

God. He still has that nasty ass duct tape phone case with two phones. :late:

 

[DozerBoi]

Didn't he sell one?

God. He still has that nasty ass duct tape phone case with two phones. :late:

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Man, summer jackasses are out in full force today.

Can I also say how fucking hilarious it is that these brony chan idiots are acting like harassing a mentally unwell man is gonna OMG SAVE THE CON GUYS!!! Christ, what fucking losers.

B-but Chris is giving bronies a BAD NAME!

 

[AnOminous]

4chan thread autosaging

http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/32696878
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/32696878 (chan archive)
http://archive.fo/PYbjT (archive.today archive)

Some spastic is also posting out of focus shitty photographs of Chris like he's afraid to snap a picture of him.

http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/32708881
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/32708881

 

[Feline Darkmage]

like he's afraid to snap a picture of him.

He probably is. Must think Chris is a bigfoot who is going to chimp out and drag his body out into the bigfoot woods where he'll never be found again.

 

[Mr. 0]

He probably is. Must think Chris is a bigfoot who is going to chimp out and drag his body out into the bigfoot woods where he'll never be found again.

chris would be doing the world a favor if he did that but he's too goddamn lazy to even do his laundry

 

[Slowinthemind]

I'm just watching this thread to see how long it takes Chris to get laid.

Chris getting sex without paying for it would be the best thing that ever happened to him.

 

[Hekatonkadonk]

Let the bets commence.

When will Chris get thrown out?
Why will Chris get thrown out?

1. Groping/hugging/kissing other people?
2. "Harrasment" - talking to people, possibly those with autism cards
3. Selling merch without authorisation
4. Vaping
5. Trying to enter the place for kids
6. Wearing the horn - dangerous cosplay
7.Violating any other rules.

Chris should have his convention (ChrisCon, CWCcon) dedicated solely to him. Cosplay - Chris; his OC, pickle man, liquid etc. Live shows - Christian & the Hedgehog Boys or Chris trying to sing anyting else. Panels - Sonic, Sonichu, MLP, Christory and KF threads IRL.

He won't get thrown out. If Bronycon started throwing people out for being creepy there'd be no Bronycon left.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

This thread is getting horribly autistic, too many new accounts.





As someone who sat next to Chris and rode in her mother's van after a good walk in the humid weather, Chris did not have a noticeable smell. One friend of mine didn't notice it today, and another friend says Chris only kind of smelled, but that's to be expected after a whole afternoon walking around.

In short, Chris is not as unwashed as this anon claims. Whoever wrote that she smelled like piss and shit is exaggerating or lying.


Is it strange that I find this friend suspicious? I hope nobody is using Chris for free pony shit.

So how much did Chris charge you to have sex with him?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I want something extreme. So far, nothing extreme yet.

 

[Porker LeVance]

I want something extreme. So far, nothing extreme yet.

This is Chris surrounded by people just as weird as he is. He doesn't stand out here. It's just Chris having a good time with other weird grown men.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

That's true. Back at TMG, Chris was doing his shenanigans surrounded by professionals who are associated with a multi-million dollar industry. Bronies are just a circus in a convention.

 

[White bubblegum]

The existence of the Christapo is funny enough for me. Chris walking around with some scrawny bronies surrounding him is funnier than Chris having a meltdown or getting banned by 4channers.

 

[RJ MacReady]

I want something extreme. So far, nothing extreme yet.

I have a witness account that Chris just detonated a suicide vest after a staff member punched his badge for heroin use at dilation station #6. Source says 30+ seriously wounded, dozens more triggered from the sudden loud noise and are flapping their red cards in panic. Will provide more info as it comes in.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

After last year's event, it was said that the bizarre atmosphere at bronycon, where Chris can wear that horn on his head with narry a second glance, might loosen his tenuous grasp on reality.

What a difference a year makes. Between his newfound reverence of CPU goddesses and performing extradimensional fellatio on his Electric Hedgehog Pokemon boyfriend, Chris has cleanly detached. He might as well just soak it all in at this point.

 

[bigshot]

I wonder if the posse of bodyguards is to protect Chris from the other convention goers, or to protect the convention goers from Chris?

 

[Jack Awful]

"Greetings fellow hu-mon"

 

[The American Hedgehog]

edit: Someone Chris wanted to meet shunned him instead. Though the tweets happen right after the above, the incident isn't connected and it's not known who he's talking about.

He then deleted that last tweet.