Britney Spears calls for wealth redistribution

COMRADE BRITNEY

Britney Spears calls for wealth redistribution, general strike on Instagram

Britney Spears seemingly called for the redistribution of wealth and a general strike on Monday, 'regramming' a post written by Instagram user Mimi Zhu. 'During this time of isolation, we need connection now more than ever,' the text shared by Spears said, going on to describe how 'we will learn...

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Britney Spears seemingly called for the redistribution of wealth and a general strike on Monday, "regramming" a post written by Instagram user Mimi Zhu. "During this time of isolation, we need connection now more than ever," the text shared by Spears said, going on to describe how "we will learn to kiss and hold each other through the waves of the web. We will feed each other, redistribute wealth, strike. We will understand our own importance from the places we must stay."

I graciously accept Comrade Britney Spears into the ranks of the Revolution

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

Was the obvious response "OKAY, YOU GO FIRST, TOOTS!" not echoing around in her empty skull at any point?

 

[Cyclonus]

Does this include her wealth?

 

[BrunoMattei]

She hasn't been relevant in almost 20 years. Who gives a fuck what she thinks?

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

To be fair, she's been redistributing boners since 1998

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Can someone on Kiwi Farms educate me on when Britney Spears was ever considered political?
The last time I heard from her, she shaved her head bald and tried to break a car window with an umbrella.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Does this include her wealth?

Of course not, it's redistribution for the thee but not for me.

 

[ADHD]

Does this include her wealth?

Probably the only way she'll ever get to control any of it, actually.

 

[Spiteful Crow]

Can someone on Kiwi Farms educate me on when Britney Spears was ever considered political?
The last time I heard from her, she shaved her head bald and tried to break a car window with an umbrella.

Some people were always political and nobody really knew or cared, but this was actually a complete surprise to me.

 

[Red Hood]

"Gimme, gimme more" anyone?

 

[sifareh592]

So she is broke i guess?

 

[break these cuffs]

Probably the only way she'll ever get to control any of it, actually.

Reading about that soap opera is fucking crazy.

 

[pwnest injun]

Now when I meet someone who says they're a Communist, I can say, "Oh! You mean like Brittney Spears?"

 

[Spiteful Crow]

Now when I meet someone who says they're a Communist, I can say, "Oh! You mean like Brittney Spears?"

It's just like I'm 13 again
Except now I'm buying my own lotion

 

[The Big O]

Obligatory "You first, you has-been."

 

[Scooter Braun]

She's not the only one because Ariana said she likes Bernie Sanders
Rich foolish little girls

 

[ZeCommissar]

I legit forgot she even existed.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

And I just got over the "Leave Britney alone!" meme in thinking Chris Crocker was actually right all along. Someone needs to hit her one more time.

 

[Idiotron]

Net worth: $215 million... but it's the other people who should share.
I bet I gave more change to the homeless in my life than she ever donated to charity.

 

[KiwiJoe]

Shave your hair again, and redistribute it for the common man. Every man is entitled a lock of Brittany's lush hair.