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A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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I hope England get absolutely destroyed tonight. I want them defeated,and the spastics who are so invested in this,they're not seeing how shit things are going to get,and fast, demoralised, miserable, and finally focussing on the shitshow the country will become in the next few months.
Fuck off ya sweaty jock

edit: @BongoMongo Under any other circumstance I fully agree with you, but my natural English instinct to win over the Argies in anything takes over.
 
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Fuck off ya sweaty jock
I'm not Scottish. The English football team are mostly tongue clicking niggers. That's why I despise them, and anyone who supports them.

It's a fucking disgrace that the team is a bunch of dysgenic banana munching shitskins and anyone who thinks that bunch of freaks represent anything to do with this country needs to kill themselves,and not in Minecraft. You are part of the fucking problem.
 
I hope England get absolutely destroyed tonight. I want them defeated,and the spastics who are so invested in this,they're not seeing how shit things are going to get,and fast, demoralised, miserable, and finally focussing on the shitshow the country will become in the next few months.
If they didn't see this an hour ago they're not going to see it tomorrow.
More importantly it would mean giving the Argies a win, and fuck that.
 
If they didn't see this an hour ago they're not going to see it tomorrow.
More importantly it would mean giving the Argies a win, and fuck that.
I agree, and it's not something I say lightly because the Falklands is a touchy point for me,like so many others. However, the "English" football team, well, it isn't. It's overwhelmingly niggers who weren't born here, who should never have been allowed to stay here.

I would rather see the Argentinians hand the "English" football team around like a white girl being passed about from muslims to members of South Yorkshire Police, than I would a bunch of overpaid jigaboos win.
 
Not gonna lie, even as an Irishman I have no shame in saying out loud that I wan to to see ar 'Arry manifest the power of a thousand Baz's and cave in the skull of Fifa's pet. But after that, sorry lads vive España.
 
Sinn Féin MP gripes to a EU Foreign Affairs Committee that there are no Irish translators and so she is forced to speak in a language that is not her own. It is pointed out that they do, in fact, have Irish translators available. Surprised, she stammers and stumbles and says she wasn't prepared for it, and continues in English.



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I agree, and it's not something I say lightly because the Falklands is a touchy point for me,like so many others. However, the "English" football team, well, it isn't. It's overwhelmingly niggers who weren't born here, who should never have been allowed to stay here.

I would rather see the Argentinians hand the "English" football team around like a white girl being passed about from muslims to members of South Yorkshire Police, than I would a bunch of overpaid jigaboos win.
Look what you've done!
Are you happy now?
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England were absolutely humiliated by Argentina
Starmer and Burnham will now be forced due to international pressure to give the Falklands to Argentina
We are not a country anymore
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If Argentina wins they'll bleat about the Falklands, if Argentina loses they'll bleat about the Falklands.
 
Look what you've done!
Are you happy now?
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Yes, extremely. Although for context, my colleague,who is one of those vacuous spastics who on the one hand, constantly moans about the country, but on the other hand, says we "need hardworking immigrants", is in absolute bits just now. Trust me, if you met her,you'd understand.

This was always going to happen so can we now,for the love of God,put this insanity to one side,and focus on the horror show parliament is going to descend to. Like illegal boat scum bow being given the right to apply for full citizenship rather than indefinite leave to remain?

If people cared as much about that as they do a bunch of overpaid pickaninnies, perhaps,just maybe,we wouldn't be facing the mess we're facing.
 
Yes, extremely. Although for context, my colleague,who is one of those vacuous spastics who on the one hand, constantly moans about the country, but on the other hand, says we "need hardworking immigrants", is in absolute bits just now. Trust me, if you met her,you'd understand.

This was always going to happen so can we now,for the love of God,put this insanity to one side,and focus on the horror show parliament is going to descend to. Like illegal boat scum bow being given the right to apply for full citizenship rather than indefinite leave to remain?

If people cared as much about that as they do a bunch of overpaid pickaninnies, perhaps,just maybe,we wouldn't be facing the mess we're facing.
Burnham isn't even in yet and It's already started.


 
Sinn Féin MP gripes to a EU Foreign Affairs Committee that there are no Irish translators and so she is forced to speak in a language that is not her own. It is pointed out that they do, in fact, have Irish translators available. Surprised, she stammers and stumbles and says she wasn't prepared for it, and continues in English.
It's probably about as embarrassing as Ireland (and to a lesser extent, Malta) being the country ensuring English remains an official language of the EU.
 
Burnham isn't even in yet and It's already started.


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Thats my point. If people had invested as much in this as they do the football,and if people bothered getting as upset about this as they will tonight, well, I'm not sure what would happen but look at NI and how riots have left illegal scum worried and scared.
 
If Argentina wins they'll bleat about the Falklands, if Argentina loses they'll bleat about the Falklands.
Ya know, maybe a couple of nukes would shut them up?
How do you feel about Argentina beating England in the semi final?
I would rather England have lost in the final against Spain, that would have been a legendary seethe and would be another thing to add on to Starmer's legacy. However, the progressives would have been able to go on about not just the Falklands but also Gibraltar. Oh, and I also dislike Benidorm as a place so that loses out without Britain vs Spain. There would have been great social media footage.
 
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