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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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In unsurprising timing Operation Beaconport had an update on 15/06.
They say this shit after every scandal around the police and social services ignoring rape and child abuse. More blah blah. Yeah yeah, they’ve trained officers and staff, they’ve probably got a special room somewhere designed to handle these things humanely. It’ll all be gone in 5 years with more funding cutbacks and when it’s all out of the news. None of the shit the rape gangs have done was legal at any point, yet did the police step in? No. Why was that, and why aren’t those responsible at every level now out of work?

Bonus points if anyone ever holds the CPS accountable for dropping so many rape and child abuse cases, Mister Starmer.

People in positions of power need to start doing their fucking jobs and reporting abuse when they see it/arresting abusers. Just get it done. Start putting kids first instead of finances or community harmony. It’s not fucking difficult.
 
What is their actual job?
Apparently Council community enforcement officers, per a council website, Council community enforcement "uniformed local authority staff who patrol neighbourhoods to deter anti-social behaviour, enforce environmental laws (such as littering and fly-tipping), and address public safety issues. They are not police officers, but they work closely with local forces and can issue fines or request personal details"

TL;DR: Absolutely fucking useless pakis
 

How thick. She obviously does not know that the police has 45 territorial police forces. Each one has a boundary line. Incidentally where counties are identified.

So Essex police follow a criminal driving a car from Essex into Suffolk, over a county line into a county that is policed by Suffolk police.

I wonder how she feels now? Not laughing I hope.]
 
How thick. She obviously does not know that the police has 45 territorial police forces. Each one has a boundary line. Incidentally where counties are identified.

So Essex police follow a criminal driving a car from Essex into Suffolk, over a county line into a county that is policed by Suffolk police.

I wonder how she feels now? Not laughing I hope.]
The core of liberal discourse is pretending not to understand the simplest things. You could explain it to her but she'll keep pretending that she doesn't understand
 
So did we lose? Is every single country doomed to mandatory internet ID? Are we fucked?

Asking because I am literally in China right now and tomorrow is a holiday in which a guy jumped off a bridge to kill himself and am wondering if I should do the same
Make your suicide a bit more exciting, just wave the Taiwanese flag dressed up as Winnie the Pooh
 
So did we lose? Is every single country doomed to mandatory internet ID? Are we fucked?

Asking because I am literally in China right now and tomorrow is a holiday in which a guy jumped off a bridge to kill himself and am wondering if I should do the same
lame. If you're going to kill yourself then take someone responsible for all this with you, or make them work for it.

If you can't do that, then find a way to make things better for the people who you actually care about.
 
lame. If you're going to kill yourself then take someone responsible for all this with you, or make them work for it.
If you can't do that, then find a way to make things better for the people who you actually care about.
But did we lose
 
What is their actual job?

There's a few things going on here. First of all, they are employed to make members of the public feel safer and enhance community safety. Stop laughing at the back! That's a hate crime!

They get paid a silly fucking amount of money up to 50K a year plus bonuses, which are obviously related to how zealous they are and how many people they 'fine'. More people fined, more bonuses, but still 46K a year to shake down people you hate is a pretty good job for these pakis / muzzies.

https://www.dailymail.com/news/arti...-enforcement-officers-littering-spitting.html (https://archive.ph/CTYuk)

Again, this would never happen in deepest darkest Tottenham or Hackney. The niggers hate the pakis / muzzies more than they hate whitey, believe it or not. And you'd never see a cowardly jeet pakie muzzie try to shake down some swarthy 6'6" nigger with a couple of mates walking with him. They'd get fucking battered half to death and back again. Those are mean streets, and the niggers own them. No pakis / jeets / muzzies / streetshitters, need apply, saar!

That is why all these stories are about women and young single white men being singled out for their little hustle. The council only put these street shitters in places where other street shitters are the majority, or whitey, or both. But no, you will NOT see them walking around Tottenham or Finsbury Park or Hackney, where they would probably just be dealt with on sight. Besides, they would be totally ineffectual because first of all they wouldn't have the bollocks to try to pull that shit on some 6 foot plus rangey nigger, so they are deployed to the 'safer' areas of london, i.e, where they are in the majority demographic, or where there is whitey who can be more easily bullied. Notice also they have never once been caught in an altercation with big baz with the cob web tattoo on his bald head, because, well, like that's ever gonna happen. These scum just pick on women and young single men who are white, oh, and little old ladies too funnily enough.

Read the articles I'm posting if you want to know more on the subject.

But it gets better... If you do not give them your details or give them false details, a genuine police officer can come and arrest you and you will be fined £1000 on top. You will have to pay £2500 if you don't pay the £100 fine in a timely fashion. No way out, the law is not on your side, this is why these street shitting paki muzzies were so uppity. That works out at about $5K for both fines at current exchange rates for out dearly beloved US brethren. All for leaving a leaf from your vegetables in your shopping trolley, or, to name another incidence of this insanity, a man was fined £250 for spitting out a leaf that had blown in to his mouth while he was walking down the street! I shit you not and this old coffin dodger was nearly 90 years old. Notice a pattern here?

They are basically running a protection racket with the full cooperation of the local councils who employ them to bring in extra revenue, just like they go after car drivers to bring in more revenue. Our councils are going bankrupt and they need to get the cash from somewhere in a failing society that is going down the shitter faster than a rat goes up a drainpipe.

They just fined a woman who was out collecting for food banks or whatever £150 because she left a fucking leaf of Kale in her shopping trolley at Sainsbury's when out doing her collection. Look, I've told you to stop laughing! This is serious. Not gonna tell you again, next time I'm reporting you to the NO FUN police!

https://www.dailymail.com/news/arti...d-150-dropping-kale-leaf-collecting-food.html (https://archive.ph/0gvQ5)

So you aren't even safe being a righteous little middle class do-gooder (no offense to the lady in question), outside of a supermarket where the prices are already fucking daylight robbery to start with. I mean, £150 sounds like a reasonable amount for a single leaf of Kale doesn't it? That doesn't sound like Anarcho-Tyranny in action, oh no, no no no!

The Kale leaf in question:

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Seems like a pretty serious offense to me. I think they police should have just been called to start with and her arrested on the spot pour encourager les autres. They just can't keep getting away with it!

So that whole first story where those two thugs started threatening that 23 year old single bloke, was over a made up shakedown of a woman who they accused of spitting. She did not spit, and the gallant young man stepped in to remonstrate for her, all the while these two dumb street shitting paki apes didn't realise he was recording them secretly on his 'internet ready' glasses.

So what the game is, they go around looking for weak and vulnerable people they think they can bully and shake down (remember, no plus 6 foot don't-give-a-fuck niggers), then they fulfill their quotas - the council is happy because they have an extra revenue stream, and they are happy because they get a little kick back bonus if they do it enough times, plus they get their little mohamedan jollies by sticking one over on whitey (and Hindus and Sikhs), knowing that this now is their day, their country, and their time to shine. So they are making the most of it. Isn't multi-culti great?

That is what all that protection racket: "you best not be interfering with our dollars bruv, i'll knock your teef out of your head" bullshit was about. It was a tacit admission that it is indeed a little protection racket and hustle, both for the council who employ them and them themselves and the bonuses they get from their overly zealous behaviour.

https://www.dailymail.com/news/arti...sked-revealed-acted-like-gangsters-weeks.html (https://archive.ph/SZWjx)

Today the Mail can reveal the pair had been using intimidatory tactics to coerce members of the public into paying fines for supposed civil offences in the days leading up to the threat that got them fired.

Among a series of incidents they are said to have snapped off one motorist's car key in the ignition to prevent him from driving away while they pressured him - and left a vulnerable elderly woman resident in tears by falsely accusing her of dropping litter before threatening to call the police if she didn't pay £100.

The pair are also alleged to have had an animus against Hindus and Sikhs and to have mercilessly targeted members of both communities around the north-west London borough.

We have further learned that the resident they threatened in the now notorious video had incurred their fury when he intervened to protect a young woman he saw them trying to bully over a trumped up charge of spitting on the pavement.



So I guess they are muzzies after all if they are going after the Hindus and Sikhs. Not hate crimes here M'lud. It was all an Ooppsie Technical Issue.

Anyway, their names are Joseph Fernandes, 38, and Umar Siddiq, 30.


I find it very hard to believe that these street shitting clowns are back on the job. They should be prosecuted for some kind of public order offense for threatening an innocent member of the public. But who knows these days in Broken Britain. The whole place is a shitshow just waiting for that one little itsy bitsy spark, and OOOPSIE!!!

It's one thing getting this done to yourself, but it's another watching these pavement apes pick on the young and the old and the white and the vulnerable. You'll probably also notice that they don't do it to their own kind (other street shitters). It would be interesting to see a racial/religious breakdown of the people who get targetted, but even asking the question would probably get you on the 'homegrown terrorist' list for trying.

There is also obvious fraud going on with these scumbags:

'I didn't notice it was on the trolley. My mum told him I was a volunteer collecting food for the community. He said if I refused to provide my details he would increase the fine.

'I didn't want to argue anymore, my mum was getting really upset with the whole situation. He gave me the fine and took the kale leaf and gave it me.'

Ms Serro immediately contacted the council to dispute the fine.

They did eventually cancel the charge last Saturday after several emails, but Ms Serro still says she should not have been handed the 'ridiculous' fine in the first place.

She added: 'I noticed on the fine he put a different address down, not the Sainsbury's car park, and the reason as I was fined was for throwing a cigarette to the floor.

'He wanted to fine me for the kale leaf, but then it implies that I was throwing a cigarette butt.

'I disputed the fine and told the council asking them to look at the bodycam footage.

'I got zero reply. For the ticket they just sent me an email saying they saw the footage and said there was a technical issue with the footage and that I didn't have to pay.



So he falsified where the event took place because it was private property and shouldn't have even been there (please correct me if I'm wrong), and he also falsified the reason why he tried to fine her because saying "she left a kale leaf in her trolley" might not have been taken seriously, and let's face it, it's not littering, it's a mistake anyone could make and obviously an oversight. Then the council 'Ooopsied' themselves out of it on that old chesnut: TECHNICAL ISSUE. (I wonder how Sainsbury's would feel knowing their customers are being openly harrassed with threats of multi-thousand pound fines for leaving a fucking lettuce leaf in their trolley by mistake?)

Yeah, the technical issue is that you are a bunch of fucking cunts who only try to pull that on people who you think you can get away with that kind of shit with (the elderly, the young, the single white males, women...)

I could go on but I'm already waywardly sperging out, so I'll STFU for now and if you want to know more read those articles.
 
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I could go on but I'm already waywardly sperging out, so I'll STFU for now and if you want to know more read those articles.
You missed one of the other rage inducing bits.
A spokesman for the Metropolitan Police said: 'Police were contacted by the London Borough of Harrow on Monday, 15 June after a video surfaced online regarding the conduct of two contracted enforcement officers.

'We are currently assessing the information provided to us and are working to contact the person involved.'
They want to contact the "person" involved. AKA the guy recording. Because it's him to blame in this situation.
 
I assume malice. The woman is smug chuckling about this, and she should be dragged by her hair behind a car. Might take a break from the internet. I'm actually losing it a little.
Her purpose is to give the plantation normies an off ramp so they can quietly put this uncomfortable report in the "racist nonsense" box and go about their day. That's all this is. Burying the rape of thousands of girls under a mountain of narrative so the liberals don't have to feel uncomfortable.
 
That's the benefit of "I don't care", it's not a split vote if you're not voting for what you actually want now is it? The niggle fan club simply have no argument against it. 10% or so will be the win restore needs, that's not even a cope, it's the reality. Why isn't even a thing worth intellectually going over, Reform is a hollow carcass of a big-tent and Faraggot's personality cult is the only thing holding them together, so soon as he does inevitably tap out (again) it'll be all ogre.
No, reform child, it is YOU that is splitting the vote.

Also:

Harrow Council has suspended all Kingdom enforcement operations in the borough and reported officers involved in a controversial confrontation to the police.

Dated yesterday
 
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No, reform child, it is YOU that is splitting the vote.
Something tells me if Restore overtakes Reform in this local election then flipping it around on them -- Farage, when are you going to resign and back Restore? -- won't be accepted in the discourse.

Of course they've already flipped to "OH MY GOD THEY'RE NAZIS WON'T SOMEONE STOP THEM?!!" so either they're going to get exceptionally more insane over the next few years or they're just running out of energy in desperation.
 
The way the establishment is painting Restore and any supporters of the party as Neo-nazis tells me that perhaps if Restore gain even more traction and support especially the upcoming general election, I can 100% see the government banning or restricting them to run, similar to how Germany has plans to do the same to the AfD. Though I have no idea if the government has any ground to do it, but if they're desperate enough I can see it. Anything to keep the establishment and status quo alive and well!
 
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