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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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UKtards, I pray every day that this evil man is removed from office. But it is you who must vote him out. If he is retained in office see terrible times coming for what used to be a great country.
Honestly, were I on my deathbed and given one wish, no matter what, it would be to see your good self and your crew, in a Chinook, doing what you do best to that odious man and his paeons.
 
Ido t want to hear any more ‘all women voted for this.’ Middle aged lady here is saying exactly what most of the real people believe. The interviewers voice is hilarious - he sounds whiny and he’s desperate to make it sound like a terrible thing and chad granny here is just GOOD.
Spent the past month or so seriously considering fatherhood. It's a hard enough question to answer on it's own let alone what it might mean in 9 months to 18+ years from now
Not much will focus your desire for the future to improve more than having some children. I say go for it, and be the change you want to see.
 
PMQs today, too optimistic to think any mention of Rupert Lowe's rape gang inquiry will be mentioned? Probably. Sad times.
If it's mentioned at all I've got my bingo card ready.

"Misinformation", "divisive", "distortion", "out of context", "misrepresentation" and "unsubstantiated" are all on my list.
 
sorry to be a fucking nigger but hello I am a nigger spoonfeed me
is anyone talking about Lowe's report? is the news covering it?
 
I'm gonna be honest lads, I realised that 99% of any sort of respect I had for the UK police stemmed entirely from Hot Fuzz.
and even that is about how corrupt and inefficient the UK police are - sending Angel, a 'good cop' away from London because he makes the brass look bad, and the chief over there is disappearing people and murdering dissidents to his perfect village regime

Got this today.

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UKtards, I pray every day that this evil man is removed from office. But it is you who must vote him out.
Someone tell the Yanks we have oil under the North Sea and if they churro Keir they can have it
 
If it's mentioned at all I've got my bingo card ready.

"Misinformation", "divisive", "distortion", "out of context", "misrepresentation" and "unsubstantiated" are all on my list.
I'm tempted to make it a drinking game. God knows I need a drink after reading that shit.
 
I have a relative who's let her kid play Roblox and watch YouTube horror game content on their own since they were tiny. Headphones in, head down, out of sight out of mind, and they're the most withdrawn and sad looking kid imaginable. For the longest time, I had some sympathy for parents who are overworked, tired, just wanted to keep the kids quiet and gave them some benefit of the doubt, "maybe they just don't understand the danger they're putting their kids in" I told myself, but after thinking about it for years I've come to the conclusion that they deserve none of it. It's just bad parenting from irresponsible dipshits.
Got young cousins like this. Minor PL - one of them is unfortunately heavily autistic. Yet because he’s the older one and not on that iPad generation, he is somehow more extroverted/makes an effort to talk than his siblings who are pure glued to the phone screen. Bit sad to see tbh. One child who’s perfectly functional but the constant iPad/minecraft slop is killing his social ability and attention span. The other makes an effort to try his best but was not handed a good genetic hand.
 
It appears the two mudslime council enforcement officers are still working (alleged by this video posted on X)

https://x.com/UB1UB2/status/2067119162229510315

Per the post "A follow-up that’s raising questions in Harrow… After two enforcement officers were filmed threatening a man in footage that went viral, Harrow Council said it had taken the matter seriously and that both officers no longer worked for its contractor, Kingdom.We’ve now been sent further footage that appears to show the same two officers still working in Harrow, in Kingdom uniform, with members of the public questioning why they’re still there.
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Harrow, North West London
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Why the fuck are these dirty Muslims loitering around a fucking chicken/kebab shop?



@teriyakiburns It appears David Lammy is hosting PMQs today, so make sure you have your drink of choice on stand-by for a full on gorilla chimp-out.
 
I mean, if you think about it this way the social media ban stops Children being predisposed to evil white (is right) wing beliefs, and instead sends them outside in the summer which means the ever growing supply of clan members have more party peeps.

Way to go Starmer, millions must go if needs be and we need to rebuild third spaces.
 
People have said things comparing it to the way communism ended in some countries but that wasn’t such a globally enforced and aligned thing.
Soviet Communism was internationalist and nihilistic - it died because it's contradictions were so clear and there was no will even at the highest level to continue it on, even amongst avowed Communists. The Chinese Communist experiment is the complete opposite, and incredibly chauvinistic.

Western Liberalism is far closer to Soviet Communism than the Chinese system, and it's weaknesses are the same.
 
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