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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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#VEGANsausageroll thanks Greggs

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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The hype got me like #Greggs #Veganuary

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Do you know how vastly outnumbered the British army - even including all irregulars and voluntary - is by even the illegal migrants, never mind all the dodgy as fuck ‘allowed in for working in a paki shop/fake barbers/vape/dessert shop’? They don’t have anywhere near the numbers needed to do what you’re suggesting.

Numbers alone do not win a conflict.

They do actually, it’s the ultimate form of attrition warfare.

You know what's even worse?

A lot of the illegals are trained warriors physically and mentally stronger than any Brit.

They are imported on purpose to kill civilians.

The military will not be able and cannot stop them.

If at anything they will turn on and destroy globalhomo and Europe will be overran by Islamic murder gangs quicker than you can deport and kick them back.

 

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You know what's even worse?

A lot of the illegals are trained warriors physically and mentally stronger than any Brit.

They are imported on purpose to kill civilians.

Nah, the army are just massively outnumbered because hardly anybody joins the army anymore and millions of mainly male immigrants are in the UK.

The people negrating that post but not providing any sort of response clearly know nothing about force ratios or what the reality of the situation would be.

‘Just shoot/drone strike all the browns in London and Birmingham hurr durr’ will never, ever, ever, ever, happen and in itself wouldn’t even be that simple.

 

[ApeBass]

A lot of the illegals are trained warriors physically and mentally stronger than any Brit.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

Having been in the army and also lived around mud. You absolutely could round them up tomorrow. These people are low IQ inbred retards that can barely plan their day (but enough about the army har har har!). The issue is that you couldn't do it all at once, and you would need to do a years preparation to actually make the ghettos. If you just cut the power to Bradford for a week. Most of them would either leave or eat each other. They are not magical, nor special. They are vulnerable to violence of action and authority figures just like everyone else. You could roll in and put them all on trucks to go get concentrated and there'll be at best some token resistance.

It's an issue of the will, the preparation and the fact that our upper command staff are ideologically captured.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Nah, the army are just massively outnumbered because hardly anybody joins the army anymore and millions of mainly male immigrants are in the UK.

The people negrating that post but not providing any sort of response clearly know nothing about force ratios or what the reality of the situation would be.

‘Just shoot/drone strike all the browns in London and Birmingham hurr durr’ will never, ever, ever, ever, happen and in itself wouldn’t even be that simple.

Yes and do you know what exacerbates this issue?

The British population is demoralized, oppressed, soulless and weak.

They are civilized and ruled over by oppressive "god kings" who export these illegals on purpose and advocate their Judeo Christian-Woke-Multiculturalism madness to weaken their minds and body.

If one of them would cross punches with a 6 foot tall Nigerian warlord, the Nigerian warlord will grab them with one arm and throw them violently into the ground before raping them.

(Note how the Barbarians, mostly Christian themselves, only went into sack and destroy Rome completely unopposed after Rome is fully Christianized).

The illegals mass imported are that sort of animal that you'll expect to run groups like Somalian pirates or Sudanese or Congolese warlords.

These people feed on death like we need water and air.

This goes way beyond just ISIS, I am talking about violent animals capable of drawing out so much blood and death that the blood trails they leave behind can be seen away from space.



To make things worse, a lot of them are united under the zealot ideology of Islam.

What do you think will happen if these violent animals are ordered to kill or the leash goes off completely?

 

[Chunky Salsa]

The British population is demoralized, oppressed, soulless and weak

Pakis and Blacks in the UK have an obesity rate of nearly 75%. Don't get me wrong, these retards are 100% capable of ultraviolence, but by and large these are people that only target women, children and the elderly because they have to. If anything kicked off tomorrow, the army could and would put it down with minimal effort. The issue is not a violent takeover, that would - even at current mud flood rates - be an issue maybe 40 years off. The issue is ideological capture of institutes and the sheer misasma of them. They are spread like a thin film of shit all over the country, leeching at it.

The damage being done is being done to the most vulnerable because our government has abandoned them to treat retarded shitskins as their pets, and shower them with the extracted prosperity of the native people. Not because they are so invading barbarian army. They are opportunistic scavengers that exist only because we pay them to. Over 90% of them have the ability to simply leave, they are not here because they like the UK. They hate the UK, they just want the money. If you cut off the flow, a lot of them will just go back to their shitholes.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

Yes and do you know what exacerbates this issue?

The British population is demoralized, oppressed, soulless and weak.

They are civilized and ruled over by oppressive "god kings" who export these illegals on purpose and advocate their Judeo Christian-Woke-Multiculturalism madness to weaken their minds and body.

If one of them would cross punches with a 6 foot tall Nigerian warlord, the Nigerian warlord will grab them with one arm and throw them violently into the ground before raping them.

(Note how the Barbarians, mostly Christian themselves, only went into sack and destroy Rome completely unopposed after Rome is fully Christianized).

The illegals mass imported are that sort of animal that you'll expect to run groups like Somalian pirates or Sudanese or Congolese warlords.

These people feed on death like we need water and air.

This goes way beyond just ISIS, I am talking about violent animals capable of drawing out so much blood and death that the blood trails they leave behind can be seen away from space.

Sudan’s latest massacre has been exposed from satellite images

To make things worse, a lot of them are united under the zealot ideology of Islam.

What do you think will happen?

Where did the fat retarded cocksucker opinion that brown people are actually good at fighting originate from? It couldn't be fucking any further from the truth.
"Wow! Look! They're violent animals! We're doomed!"
So what? There's a difference between violence being visible from space and being visible from fucking highly zoomed in satellite imagery you disingenuous muzzie fuck. My fucking house is visible from satellite imagery.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

Where did the fat retarded cocksucker opinion that brown people are actually good at fighting originate from? It couldn't be fucking any further from the truth.
"Wow! Look! They're violent animals! We're doomed!"
So what? There's a difference between violence being visible from space and being visible from fucking highly zoomed in satellite imagery you disingenuous muzzie fuck.

He is right in that they are capable of extreme violence and more willing than actual humans are. But that's an issue for you and I individually. Because the government and often our own community will shun, shame and imprison you if you respond in kind. In terms of 'can a gaggle of illiterate retards set up a tent deathcamp with AKs and machetes in Hyde Park' then that threat will need another 40ish years of importing millions, before it stops being laughable.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Where did the fat retarded cocksucker opinion that brown people are actually good at fighting originate from? It couldn't be fucking any further from the truth.
"Wow! Look! They're violent animals! We're doomed!"

Som combination of orientalism and muslim propaganda, swallowed whole by blackpilled schizo doomers like that guy, who go around insisting that everything is over and we should all just give up. He's confidently wrong about nearly everything he says, to the point he can't even get basic facts right.

At this point, I'm 90% convinced he's some sort of brown himself.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

He's confidently wrong about nearly everything he says, to the point he can't even get basic facts right.

Based as fuck tbh.

 

[Heinrich Maneuver]

Harman Kahpoor, the Sikh dude who proudly owns a non-halal restaurant saaaar and panders to Brits while getting himself into constant ethnic fights with Muslims, has been arrested for using a 'holy water' 'anti-inbred' spray in his restaurant. He apparently used 'pork water' to keep certain kinds away.

Released after 24 exhausting hours in custody following an illegal arrest, and straight back to work because my family still depends on me.

I will be taking legal action against the Metropolitan Police and Mayor of London over what I believe was unfair and continuous discriminatory treatment.

I don’t want GoFundMe or handouts. I want to earn it.

If you want to support me, come dine at the non-halal Indian restaurant Rangrez in Hammersmith. Support through community, not charity.

My 2 pence is that browns are not good at fighting, but they are wildly destructive and out of control. Bush wars in Africa are some of the most brutal, and bloody, conflicts of the 20th and 21st century, but those motherfuckers cannot point a gun or plan an ambush. They hack and slash and rape and use landmines and strap bombs to children and whip their people into a bloodlust frenzy. The attacks we've seen in the UK have all been from mentally unwell browns who rampage, that is what you should fear.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

He is right in that they are capable of extreme violence and more willing than actual humans are. But that's an issue for you and I individually. Because the government and often our own community will shun, shame and imprison you if you respond in kind. In terms of 'can a gaggle of illiterate retards set up a tent deathcamp with AKs and machetes in Hyde Park' then that threat will need another 40ish years of importing millions, before it stops being laughable.

Yeah but a fucking Chimpanzee is more capable of extreme violence than actual humans are, and I'm not particularly worried that we're going to see the great ape uprising anytime soon, either. Just being capable of extreme violence means very little when you aren't able to coldly operate the tools of extreme violence like people with developed brains can.
You're not wrong about the government punishing people about responding in kind, which is one of the only real reasons things have gotten to this point.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Where did the fat retarded cocksucker opinion that brown people are actually good at fighting originate from? It couldn't be fucking any further from the truth.
"Wow! Look! They're violent animals! We're doomed!"

Som combination of orientalism and muslim propaganda, swallowed whole by blackpilled schizo doomers like that guy, who go around insisting that everything is over and we should all just give up. He's confidently wrong about nearly everything he says, to the point he can't even get basic facts right.

Look at what is happening in places where they mass export the illegals in first.

It's not really about Muslim propaganda, it's about "if this is what happens in their homeland, they can easily do that to you (or just about anyone else)." Especially when the British government is mass importing these "people" raw from their homeland with zero checks required and similar incidents have happened across European and Russian history.

The issue is not a violent takeover, that would - even at current mud flood rates - be an issue maybe 40 years off.

This assumes the status quo remains after 40 years. By that point WW3 could had been happened and the Globalists would had been collectivized everyone across the entire planet earth and homogenized populations so thoroughly that the only people capable of resistance are black and brown militants breaking the leash and turning against their owners.

 

[okyt]

A fun little game to while away the time while waiting for results (and skiving off work): https://guesstheparty.co.uk/

Shows a photo of a candidate and you guess which party they are from. Pro-tip: if you see a brown person, just click reform - it's correct far too often.

Ok this made me laugh.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Based as fuck tbh.

Not when it leads him to shit up every thread he enters with schizo bullshit about virile foreigners raping our women and slaughtering our men to force us back into mediaeval serfdom.

Harman Kahpoor, the Sikh dude who proudly owns a non-halal restaurant saaaar and panders to Brits while getting himself into constant ethnic fights with Muslims, has been arrested for using a 'holy water' 'anti-inbred' spray in his restaurant. He apparently used 'pork water' to keep certain kinds away.

However he might spin it, spraying a potentially unknown substance on someone is assault and can lead to a prosecution if they can prove it was contaminated. He should just have up a sign saying he uses bacon fat to cook everything. Same effect, none of the drama. But of course, that assumes he doesn't want the drama.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

This assumes the status quo remains after 40 years. By that point WW3 could had been happened and the Globalists would had been collectivized everyone across the entire planet earth and homogenized populations so thoroughly that the only people capable of resistance are black and brown militants breaking the leash and turning against their owners.

I get the sinking feeling that you are writing this one handed.

 

[the printer is outo fink]

Don't get me wrong, these retards are 100% capable of ultraviolence, but by and large these are people that only target women, children and the elderly because they have to.

The problem we have at the minute is that they view our kindness and tolerance as a sign that we are completely weak. And while they aren't wrong about it being a weakness, because it is, they don't fully understand that if and when the time comes that we put that kindness aside en mass, we won't be weak anymore. They feel strong while we're not hitting back, they don't understand that it's a choice we won't necessarily keep making.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

I get the sinking feeling that you are writing this one handed.

Long story short, the entire world likely won't be the same between 2026 and 2066 and the current status quo likely won't be intact by then.

It takes 40 years from 2026 before any violent takeover can happen by this pace, but depending on situation it can happen faster than that.

 

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Having been in the army and also lived around mud. You absolutely could round them up tomorrow. These people are low IQ inbred retards that can barely plan their day (but enough about the army har har har!). The issue is that you couldn't do it all at once, and you would need to do a years preparation to actually make the ghettos. If you just cut the power to Bradford for a week. Most of them would either leave or eat each other. They are not magical, nor special. They are vulnerable to violence of action and authority figures just like everyone else. You could roll in and put them all on trucks to go get concentrated and there'll be at best some token resistance.

It's an issue of the will, the preparation and the fact that our upper command staff are ideologically captured.

The ‘rounding up’ would have to be the most well planned and executed operation ever.

The fact that their numbers are huge and so widely dispersed, you’d have to have units strategically positioned at every major population centre, with the browns having no prior warning whatsoever - no leaks of information/strategy/time to prepare etc.

They’d use vans, cars, IEDs, melee weapons, whatever weaponry they do have access to… they’d use babies, pregnant women, white women, elderly, whoever the fuck as ‘shields’… they’d barricade themselves into buildings, the estates and blocks of flats would be a nightmare… they’d have support from many native traitors who would stand beside them as well as untold outside fuckery providing them with whatever logistical support possible, so you’d need an adjacent operation to attempt to contain any of that.

Look at what happened in Ireland, a load of rowdy Paddies with Libyan guns and homemade bombs, ‘won’.

The best possible scenario would be to make the exit routes for them as clear as possible, completely dismantle the legal machinery that currently prevents deporting them, and then facilitate their removal while making it law that they leave and making it incredibly unpalatable for them to remain, through things such as - like I’ve mentioned before - making them completely ineligible for any benefits or NHS care without at least a decade of tax and NI contributions.

‘Rounding up’ would not end well with deeply entrenched communities in large urban centres, if you’ve been in the army this should be obvious.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

The problem we have at the minute is that they view our kindness and tolerance as a sign that we are completely weak. And while they aren't wrong about it being a weakness, because it is, they don't fully understand that if and when the time comes that we put that kindness aside en mass, we won't be weak anymore. They feel strong while we're not hitting back, they don't understand that it's a choice we won't necessarily keep making.

I don't think it's even that complex. They are just subhumans that go after easy prey. That's all the higher thought they have. A lot will justify it by repeating random phrases from their pedo book, but that's a post hoc thing that they get brainwashed with by some 99IQ - rather than their 85IQ - Mufti in a mosque. They're all fat, they all smoke, they all drink. They have been just as fucked by all the modern vices that harmed us. The difference is that they are also retarded on top of it.

The ideaof some powerful black or brown army is a meme. They are all short, dumb, malnourished and fat. These are not warriors, they are economic chancers that whack off to jewish porn, and want an easy life in the west. We are defeated by our retarded policies and listening to overl empathetic weirdos, not by the Brvwn Bvll as some people imagine.

I think people need to take the threat seriously, but that includes not overstating the actual reality of things. Which is that we have a foreign import class, brought in to fluff up certain misleading indicators of economic growth, and drive down the prospects of the natives. We could sort this out with a single election and a sweep of the civil service. But people are scared of radical change and easily brainwashed to think that racism is bad. So we must plod along at this snails pace.