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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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The hype got me like #Greggs #Veganuary

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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Leadership contest 9th July, new PM by September.
Resignation is a flexible term these days. 'I'm resigning... but I'll still hold the office until September.' Like fuck off it should be a law in every country that a public official who announces their resignation is removed from their post soon as they're done speaking. The Deputy PM should assume the role as interim PM. But the Deputy PM is that fat retard Lammy so...
 
Will we get Andy or Wess? I doubt Wess can get enough votes so he'll most likely trade with Andy, I'm positive he'll bring back Angela to some degree too, I just hope they kick that fucking gorilla out and Shabanna sandnigger out too.
 
Speaking of a high trust society, was watching these two guys travel to Japan, constantly praising how everyone is polite, how clean the country is, how everything is just so much better than the UK. They're both Green party (paying) members. These retards will just never understand that mass immigration, especially from shit hole countries like the middle east and Africa is ONE of the main reasons why the UK is no longer a high trust society. Why are they like this, what needs to happen for them to finally "get it"?
They refuse to engage in realpolitik even if it conflicts with their beliefs despite the glaring evidence. In their mind it can't be because people moving from shitholes makes the place worse because that would be racism and racism = bad. That's their thought-terminating cliché so they refuse to think further. Their grandstanding morality goes above everything else, even the truth.

Even if you're not targeting a race, just people from shithole societies far worse than ours who refuse to integrate or whatever.
 
Speaking of a high trust society, was watching these two guys travel to Japan, constantly praising how everyone is polite, how clean the country is, how everything is just so much better than the UK. They're both Green party (paying) members. These retards will just never understand that mass immigration, especially from shit hole countries like the middle east and Africa is ONE of the main reasons why the UK is no longer a high trust society. Why are they like this, what needs to happen for them to finally "get it"?
The sad reality is that some people will never get it. A portion of them might if they ever experience real negative consequences that comes from their political stances but the truly deranged are basically zealots.
 
Even if you're not targeting a race, just people from shithole societies far worse than ours who refuse to integrate or whatever.
My French neighbours who stink the place up with garlic and cooking wine. Deport!!!!

Ding dong the queer is dead. I wasn't even aware Streeting was a viable leadership candidate; though I could see him running to make a deal with Burnham for a good cabinet position?
I do expect to see some digging into his dodgy skyscraper contracts and iirc his wife's business (electric vehicle contracts? There's some "tiktok journalist" lady who did an expose video on it and the councils dodgy shit.) if he pisses someone off by not giving him/her a good position. He also keeps pandering to "strong northern women", god. ICK!
 
Will we get Andy or Wess? I doubt Wess can get enough votes so he'll most likely trade with Andy, I'm positive he'll bring back Angela to some degree too, I just hope they kick that fucking gorilla out and Shabanna sandnigger out too.
I want Abbott to have a go so we can see her try and work out the budget with her fingers.
 
Streeting has been somewhat openly flirting with Burnham, which you would assume is asking for a job. If he couldn't get 80 MPs to back him when he was the only viable challenger, I can't see where he gets 80 from now.

However, now that they have 2 weeks to plot before nominations open, I would be surprised if there wasn't an Anyone But Burnham candidate that emerges from the ether. Maybe a kamikaze Starmerite. Maybe Carns or Healey.
 
Video going around of police using a baton on young British women after a street confrontation, the second officer appears to pull a taser- apparently 20th June around South Yorkshire? (X)

Lets take a look at our international standing. Parisians think we are all disabled. (note 'most of the people look or sound British'... huh!) (X)
How Britain’s disability diagnosis epidemic reached Disneyland

Priority queues at the theme park in Paris are full of Britons using their PIP or Disability Living Allowance claims to skip long lines

It’s a sweltering morning at Disneyland Paris and the queue to collect a disabled pass is barely budging. Most of the people in the queue look and sound British: one is holding a letter from the Department of Work and Pensions (DWP); many are wearing sunflower lanyards to indicate that their disability is invisible. Behind me, I hear an English woman complaining that the whole point of getting a disability pass is not to have to queue. And yet we inch along.
In order to get one of the two types of accessible passes that Disney grants for free, visitors must produce proof. The list of what counts for Britons, however, is longer than all other countries, and includes documents such as certificates of vision impairment, as well as evidence that the visitor receives the Disability Living Allowance (DLA) or Personal Independence Payments (PIP).
Many claimants of PIP have no mobility issues at all, but suffer from psychological conditions such as anxiety and ADHD: in January, according to DWP data, more than 100 Britons a day were awarded PIP after citing anxiety or depression as their “main disabling condition”.

A friendly Dutch woman in the queue with me is visiting Disney with her two sons – one of whom has autism and severe learning disabilities, and gives me a wave. “You’ll always have people taking advantage,” his mother says serenely of the queue. She has back problems and rests on a nifty fold-out stool in between the brief snatches of forward movement. Inside the park, she warns, the disabled queues are often just as bad as this one: “On one ride, I found that the line for the non-disabled was shorter than the one for the disabled,” she says with a laugh.
Mostly the English
At the kiosk, I show the chirpy Disney employee a garbled NHS document on my phone showing I had an MRI scan in 2024, which found bone erosions on my spine. This NHS app gobbledygook is not on the list of approved documents, but when I say it shows I have ankylosing spondylitis – a form of arthritis – she grants me an easy access pass.

This isn’t the fully-fledged disability pass, but it will allow me to skip lines for rides as long as I go at certain times, and to wait alongside disabled visitors and those who have forked out for a fast-track ticket (on the day I visited, such a ticket would have cost £169). I am also allowed to bring up to four other people with me in the queue, as are those with the “priority access” disability pass. In 2024, the latest period for which figures are available, “more than 230,000 access cards were provided … to welcome guests with disabilities and long-term illnesses”, a Disneyland spokesman says.
Is it just my impression, I ask the employee at the kiosk, or are there tons of Britons collecting their disability passes today? “Oh yes,” she replies with a wide Disney smile. “It’s mostly English people.”
Inside the park, to test out my newfangled pass I subject myself to Orbitron, a ride where you climb into a little rocket and are spun around. The normal queue is 70 minutes under the remorseless heatwave sun, but I zip through the priority queue in three minutes, alongside a handful of other Britons. At the exit, I dizzily ask an Indian woman who did the normal queue with her family whether the 90-second ride was worth the hour-plus wait. “Not at all,” she says. “Not at all.”
An employee manning the Buzz Lightyear ride nearby says he’s noticed British people increasingly using accessible passes. “At the moment there are lots and lots and lots of English people who have priority passes and sunflower lanyards and so on,” he says. Is it just because it’s British half-term? “It’s been this way since Covid,” he says with a shrug. “I have no idea why. There are parks that are on the stricter side but this one is quite lenient.”

Theme parks that have tried to take a stricter approach include Alton Towers, which announced in February that it would not allow people with conditions such as autism, ADHD and anxiety to use its disability queueing system at half term, due to lengthening queues. It then halted the proposed trial, and remains in a period of “engagement with the accessibility community, experts and industry partners”, according to a representative.
Concerns have been growing that Britain is in the grip of an overdiagnosis crisis, with diagnoses of conditions such as ADHD, anxiety and autism soaring. Many of those only have mild forms of the conditions. In March, Dame Uta Frith, the neuroscientist who pioneered much of the research that underpins our present understanding of autism, sounded the alarm, telling the Times Educational Supplement that various cultural factors have led the autism “spectrum” to become “more and more accommodating. And I think now it has come to its collapse.”
In Adventureland, a member of staff tells me that Disneyland Paris gets a lot of English visitors in general, but that “as a proportion compared to the rest, you get more English people with the priority passes than others”. The documents that French visitors have to show, she explains, “are stricter”, with English visitors more able to readily produce official British documents confirming they have autism, she says. “It’s stupid because the disability is basically the same. That’s why there are more English people [in the accessible queue] – because their documents are perhaps more permissive than ours.”
The difference can grate on local visitors, she adds with a wry smile. “There are lots of really bitter French people who see the people in the disabled queue and ask, ‘Well why do they have a disabled card?’ That does happen.”
But she has also noticed that French visitors are generally more sanguine than English ones if their request to get a disabled pass is turned down by the park authorities. “When the French are refused a pass they can get annoyed about it – but less than the English. I don’t know if it’s because they’re here or because that’s how it’s done in England.”
Many French visitors, however, clearly believe that the set-up is fair. Melissa, a young French woman who’s had a yearly pass for five years, says the fact that one disabled person is able to bring four others “can really increase the queue”; but she thinks it’s morally right to wait: “It’s not equal but it’s equitable.”
A godsend for those in need
It’s abundantly clear that many people in the disabled queues at Disney badly need the support – and the commendable provisions at this park for those with disabilities set a high standard for others to follow. But the apparent increase in the number of British visitors in these queues appears to chime with the post-Covid spike in PIP and Disability Living Allowance claims and suggests that the diagnosis epidemic in Britain is spilling over here. At Crush’s Coaster, the Finding Nemo attraction, I notice the normal estimated queue time is 75 minutes, while the priority queue is only a mite shorter, at 60 minutes.


Of course, for many people visiting Disneyland, the two access passes on offer are a godsend. Outside the park, I meet the Marriott family who have come over from Bristol. Natasha, the mother of the family, has fibromyalgia, while her thirteen-year-old daughter Katie has autism and uses a wheelchair, and her daughter Jacqueline, eight, has autism and ADHD. “I don’t think I’d have made it without the passes,” Natasha says. Still, even with the passes the experience has been challenging: “I am dying, not going to lie,” Natasha says. “I’ve taken ibuprofen and paracetamol throughout the day.”


But news of the generosity of Disneyland Paris’s rules appears to be spreading. In the (normal) queue for the Avengers Assemble ride, I meet a father from Wales who is waiting in line with his two boys. Normally, he says, they’d be whizzing through the accessible queue, because “their gran has got a disabled pass. She picked it up from City Hall just for this.” They got the idea from another relative, who had gone to Disneyland and seen the wait-times. “We had a lot of tips off him, what to do and what not to do. Gran has been on every ride today so far – except this one.”
Still, there are those who know they could qualify for a pass – but decline to get one. In the 30-minute wait for RC Racer, a U-shaped roller-coaster, a father from Stansted tells me he reckons he could get a disabled pass for his eight-year-old son Ozzy, who is bouncing around beside us, because he has ADHD, “but I choose not to”.
“I’ve got dyslexia,” the father explains, “and over the years I’ve found ways to cope with it and it’s stood me in good stead. It’s annoying sometimes that others aren’t taking the same approach. No one likes standing in queues in the heat, let’s face it. I think you have to learn to cope with who you are, because there’s no magic wand that is going to change that.”
Overwhelmed without it
Not everyone approaches the queues so philosophically. I talk to a mother and her friend from Leeds, who have brought three children with them, two of whom are autistic and clearly having the time of their lives. “Children have trouble waiting anyway, but these two have trouble waiting at all,” the mother explains. In the queue for Hyperspace Mountain – which thrusts visitors up at an angle, reaching 0 to 44mph in under two seconds - an American visitor tells me he has autism and is glad to have his pass. “I worry I’d get overwhelmed without it,” he says, “and too hot.”
As the warmth of the day is abating, I meet Emma Steinbach and her brother William, who has Down’s Syndrome. They had rather a tough day, Emma says, that included a two-hour queue because there was a technical failure at one of the rides.
“We didn’t have a disability pass,” she says. “I didn’t really know how to get one.” In England, people tend to see her brother, realise immediately that he is severely disabled and let him use disabled facilities. “But we tried once to go through a disabled queue and the man said: ‘No, you need the pass.’” So at lunchtime, Emma tried to get a disabled pass, as she knew her brother would qualify for one. It didn’t work, she says. “They told me they’d run out.”
Data reporting by Ollie Corfe

Sort of European but this article in the Economist was interesting, especially with the English and Scottish over there and living it up.
''European football fans visiting America are discovering the mass affluence of the country’s suburbs. The wealth enticing holidaymakers troubles European elites. America, once a peer, seems to be racing ahead''. Just some key highlights, especially in the era of 'nations are not economic zones' and the Restore manifesto rejecting the idea that GDP is the ultimate metric of success. (X)
The American wealth enticing holidaymakers troubles European elites. America, once a peer, seems to be racing ahead. Mario Draghi, a revered Italian grandee, calls Europe’s stagnation an “existential challenge”. Hence the high stakes in a wonkish dispute over economic measurements. Captaining one side is Paul Krugman, an American Nobel laureate. Leading out the other are Philippe Aghion, a French one, and Luis Garicano, a Spanish economist. The spat has the feel of an economics World Cup final.
Where could the GDP debaters see eye to eye? First, Europe is growing slower than America. Second, that is a problem: even if Europe can free-ride on America’s dynamism, as Team Krugman argues, that is no way to run an economy. Third, the AI era may be less forgiving than the last wave of tech-driven growth. The European fans road-tripping across America, jaws agape at Buc-ee’s, know who they think is ahead
 
Video going around of police using a baton on young British women after a street confrontation, the second officer appears to pull a taser- apparently 20th June around South Yorkshire? (X)
All those dirty pigs look fresh out of training and the training most likely told them that all white women are dirty christian whores who need to be beat into submission. All of them but the first pig in particular has complete lack of authority or control on the situation, he pretty much escalates the tension and aggression with those girls.

Also, has anyone's chosen supermarkets added a halal section? There is a disgusting new halal section in a Tesco's and I was horrified and will no longer be shopping there but I was delighted when walking past it to find packets of pork sausages and bacon tossed all over the section.
 
I wouldn't say poorer is the right term, the Eastern Europeans earn less dollars than the British.
The problem, instead, is the ratio of the cost of living and the salary. It's like living in California or New York, but everything is so expensive, that you wonder if it's even worth living there if you barely remain with leftover money.
From what I understand, the ability to purchase a house, pay for rent is much worse in UK than in Eastern Europe. Also add the huge amount of taxes you have to pay there.
I thought that might be the case. I know people that live in Hungary, and they say that a lot less is wasted over there; e.g., one guy had his boiler fixed, and over here it would be an in-and-out replacement. Over there they dismantled the whole thing, cleaned it, fixed it and then reinstalled it. I don't know if that was a common occurrence; it was just the impression I got from expats that I've spoken to there.

I also see a lot of older European cars tend to end up over there. However, I am normally watching guys get old 2000s-era BMWs and VWs working, so my impression might be skewed. Compare that with over here, and I see guys leaving perfectly good Landies from the 80s and 90s rotting in their front garden. There is a Series 3 near me that is halfway in a hedge, which breaks my heart. If I had room, I would have pulled it out of the hedge long ago to fix.
 
So this keeps our total count for British PMs in the last 30 years who managed to both actually win an election and then stay until the next election without resigning in disgrace to a solid 3 out of 9. (And that's including Major)
And that's ignoring the fact that 2 of those 3 ended up resigning after winning consecutive terms anyway.
You'd almost think that every single British PM for the past 30 years or so has been a traitor or unbelievably unpopular.
 
Will we get Andy or Wess? I doubt Wess can get enough votes so he'll most likely trade with Andy, I'm positive he'll bring back Angela to some degree too, I just hope they kick that fucking gorilla out and Shabanna sandnigger out too.
I hope it's like when Pope's are elected and it's some totally unknown outside candidate none of the punters expected. But who could that be in this instance?

Also, has anyone's chosen supermarkets added a halal section? There is a disgusting new halal section in a Tesco's and I was horrified and will no longer be shopping there but I was delighted when walking past it to find packets of pork sausages and bacon tossed all over the section.
Mashallah! They have reverted right there in the frozen section!
 
As much as I'm glad to see him go, I can't wait to see the room temperature IQ retards on X acting like this is a massive victory and somehow means that all of Starmer's surveillance state policies and globalist faggotry will vanish overnight, as a result of him resigning. Burnham is cut from the same cloth, just wait and you'll see.

As much as it will not be within our best interests economically, the only approach we can take until the next GE is to make life as difficult as possible for these people so they cannot effectively govern the country and further erode our rights and spy on us.

We should all be focusing on driving Burnham out of office next, make the door spin with PM's so much that nobody is holding office long enough to achieve any of their sinister goals. Fuck all of these people.
 
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