Britbongistan Thread

[Night Terror]

طيبة جوجل ترجمة لك الطالب الذي يذاكر كثيرا سخيف

Thread for British people to talk about British things like seagulls and Greggs and chavs.
Our Amerifat and Ausfailian brothers are welcome. NO FRENCHIES!
لا تزال تستخدم ترجمة ؟ خاسر!

 

[Luna]

I've never been to the isles but I have British citizenship, does that mean I'm a britbong? What are the prerequisites for britbong status?

 

[Night Terror]

I've never been to the isles but I have British citizenship, does that mean I'm a britbong? What are the prerequisites for britbong status?

you arent a true brit if you didnt float over here in a raft or cram yourself under someones car

 

[TL 611]

woo represent!

 

[Night Terror]

important brits

 

[CWCissey]

Abu Hamza is no longer a British citizen, we punted his arse over to Guantanamo remember?

And all hail future Prime Minister Boris Johnson!

 

[Night Terror]

professional cockend jezza clarkson has been suspended by the bbc for punching the shit out of some irish bloke because he didnt get a steak
of course top gear is worth £50 million, so they might be in trouble if they let him go
whats a company to do? more importantly, who cares?

 

[CWCissey]

professional cockend jezza clarkson has been suspended by the bbc for punching the shit out of some irish bloke because he didnt get a steak
of course top gear is worth £50 million, so they might be in trouble if they let him go
whats a company to do? more importantly, who cares?

He's leaving apparently. He got sick of the BBC treating him badly as he's a right wing, white cis male (seriously, BBC is pretty much Tumblr in their programming) so it looks like it's the end of the BBC.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

 

[Atsimuel]

you arent a true brit if you didnt float over here in a raft or cram yourself under someones car

My personal favourite was that guy who sneaked into the country hiding under a minibus full UK Border Agency workers.

 

[Vitriol]

I see you fellows have fogotten how we treat johnny foreigner:

Spoiler: race relations ;)

Guaranteed to work from blanchuistan to Bradford wotwot

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Any other britbong here pissed that cream egg boxes now only come in fives instead of sixes? I understand that when it comes to it's consumers US owned companies don't have a clue but even they should understand it was supposed to represent a half dozen box of eggs!

 

[CWCissey]

Any other britbong here pissed that cream egg boxes now only come in fives instead of sixes? I understand that when it comes to it's consumers US owned companies don't have a clue but even they should understand it was supposed to represent a half dozen box of eggs!

I'm more pissed that they changed the chocolate! It's no longer Dairy Milk but cheap American shit!

 

[Vitriol]

Bloody colonials with their silly wee devolved 'congress' and terrible food. Why they insist on calling the governor general 'Mr president' I'll never understand.

Spoiler: proper chocolate

 

[Night Terror]

so how expensive are freddos now
i havent had a look in a while but ive gotten a craving for them

 

[Pickle Inspector]

so how expensive are freddos now
i havent had a look in a while but ive gotten a craving for them

Seriously though around 20p

 

[CWCissey]

65p Freddo's? That's got to be at one of those Pakistani run corner shops!

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

65p Freddo's? That's got to be at one of those Pakistani run corner shops!

The weird thing is every corner shop I've been to ran by a Brit tends to be more expensive and open less hours.
Also anybody else considering throwing their vote away on some third party next month? Or should we do the responsible thing and chuck it at one of the big three plebs?

 

[c-no]

I just wonder: why no FRENCHIES? Did they do something to displease the Britbongistan? Did they think of themselves as better?

 

[CWCissey]

The weird thing is every corner shop I've been to ran by a Brit tends to be more expensive and open less hours.
Also anybody else considering throwing their vote away on some third party next month? Or should we do the responsible thing and chuck it at one of the big three plebs?

I really don't know. As long as it isn't Wallace who gets in I don't care, they're all terrible.