Bring back the draft... but for incels - Hear me out

[Fire Flight]

Yes, just disposing a group of people because you don't find them attractive. This totally won't look awful in the long run.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

If inceldom is defined this broadly, then anywhere between 60-80% of young men (op included) fall under being drafted.

I am married to a biological female, so I am exempt from my own premise. Funny how that works!

 

[biglurker]

I am married to a biological female, so I am exempt from my own premise. Funny how that works!

Assuming this is true, it still means you are essentially drafting the majority of fighting age men anyway. It will not solve the incel nor femcel problem.

 

[Éamonn Ceannt]

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Moids of course pay more taxes because they make more of the money, because... housewives exist. They're protectors and providers ofc, that's why incels suggest to send the housewives to defend their country but... married men make more than incels while supporting families, and pay more taxes. So incels are a net drain. Go do your jobs and die, for the betterment of all!

Look man I get it but I don't want thjose fuckers to have guns lest they start a revolution.

 

[Thé au lait]

Look man I get it but I don't want thjose fuckers to have guns lest they start a revolution.

Don't worry, they won't last a day in the trenches. Once they realize they don't have access to TikTok, PornHub, MyAnimeList, and having their mommies there to wipe their asses and cook for them, they'll give it up pretty quickly. And that's if more normal men don't fix the problem first

 

[Space Police]

It would be unironically good because they'd get to channel their rage towards the brown and "Aryan" (Russians/Eastern Europeans are the real Aryans) men they believe are cucking them out of sex, and they'd get to die fighting for something they believe in.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Bring back the draft, but just for the elderly, e-girls, and three strike felons.

Stream it all like Fish Tank.

 

[Audit]

Easier solution. Draft any unmarried person over the age of 40. Send them to die in a stupid pointless war to avoid paying out on their retirement later. Ask the jews if you run out of stupid places to die. They get creative. I promise you'll catch all the incels eventually.

 

[BradeRunna]

Men already get drafted. The draft never stopped. You have to sign up for selective service at least you had to. But from what I heard it's automatic now. The only difference is no one is actively forced into the military. The only people that don't have to sign up for selective service are women. I say make them do it.

You need to sign up for selective service to get federal student aid. Make them think really hard about getting those gender studies degrees.

 

[Fougaro]

So, when are Null and OP getting deployed?

 

[TheNoseKnows]

This thread is trolling but the Jews genuinely use this as a tactic to cull the male population and keep the masses subservient. Every few decades, the population of men that are willing to revolt reaches critical mass, and instead of risking a revolution, they stage a war and get the desperate ones to volunteer, if they dont get enough, they start up a draft. The brave men die, the cowards come back so buck broken they will never revolt and even willingly pawn their kids off in exchange for trinkets. See the boomers, and the children of Iraq war vets.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I agree with OP, but only if it includes femcels and troons as well.

 

[Toothp!ck]

Recently the SSS retweeted a post

While it was obviously deleted they did make a statement admitting it was true

https://archive.ph/zuYmj

Feminist and women talk about the draft as a non-issue but the structure is still there to implement one, not to mention many military leaders have openly talked about it and civilian leaders have talked about a civil service. The draft is not out of the possibility especially with the low recruitment numbers

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Yes... spark the Beta Uprising! Finally!

After all these years, we'll show them! We'll show them all!

 

[Rimanah]

Half the country would revolt if priests and monks were drafted by force.

I look forward to Cristiada 2.0 Ameriburger Edition.

This is the biggest issue. Legally defining incel in a manner that doesn’t infringe on first amendment rights would be a legislative drafting nightmare.
You obviously have to exclude priests, monks, and others who are required to be celibate for their religious vocation. You’d also have to exclude people who choose to remain celibate for religious reasons, since if you don’t the law would get struck down as a violation of the first amendment.

But ignoring all the issues in drafting, questions of sound policy, or the philosophy questions implicated, this proposal is stupid for the same reasons all drafts are.
A volunteer fighting force will almost always have better morale than a conscripted one. A draft just ensures you have worse soldiers who will spend time trying to frag their COs.
If you really want to punish incels, just execute them or something. Drafting them is just a drawn out form of that, but with the downside your armed forces will be less efficient.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Aww dude yeah, bro-fists raining down like holy meteors.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Bro we got so many army volunteers even chiseled chads get turned down.

 

[SIMIΔN]

I agree with OP, but only if it includes femcels and troons as well.

Only if includes 35+ spinsters.
(In seperate units of course, we don't want to create a new generation of Chris Chans)

 

[Bugs_Galore]

However, it will be put into military records that they had sex with some gross incel.

Wouldn't that automatically exclude them from being an incel? I'm so confused....

I thought the term originally meant "involuntary celibate" like dudes who wanted to get laid but were so utterly repulsive to women they never could lol.

Not accusing you in particular, but I wonder sometimes if people who use the word actually know what it means. Half the time when I see someone using it they're just using it as shorthand for "gross misogynist coomer who lives still with his parents" or something along those lines. I see people on X calling people like Elon Musk incels, which doesn't make sense to me considering the dude has like 20 or something kids. Unless he reproduces asexually via mitosis I'm not sure how that computes.

If I had a time machine I'd go back in time and throttle Elliott Rodger in the crib to prevent that retarded word from ever gaining any traction online. 70% of all discussions on anything having to do with dating/marriage/sex is now literally just people screaming buzzwords like "roastie" or "incel" at eachother. If you have an issue with the way someone behaves or presents themselves online than just criticize that. If a dude is gross, porn addicted, ugly, misogynistic, or anything else just say that. If a chick is fat, BPD, misandrist, or anything else just say that. Atleast with that people can understand what you take issue with.

Although, asking for people to be more intelligent on X is probably a moot point considering how infested it is with brown third worlders with a 4th grade reading comprehension. Whoever said "Internet is a human right" should be shot as it's obvious the populus of several countries haven't reached anywhere near the IQ required to not sound like a retarded brown rape apes.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

I agree with OP, but only if it includes femcels and troons as well.

>porn addicted
>single
>mid 20s
Only gender defines whether this is an incel gooner or.. femcel based liberated babe