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Wow... if Brianna's take is accurate, I'm pretty excited for Conservative Star Wars, too.
Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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Sonichu-choo trainwreck
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Bri Wars :
"The death star has a manual transmission, so it's OK that it destroys planets...I have 3 deathstars"
"if obi-wan didn't want to get kil...oh wait, he did! he came off guard and close his eyes. Is George Floyd a force ghost?"
"Lando can't own cloud city...since he was Baron-administrator and that would be a trumplike consolidation of monopolistic power. Also Lando was male so he shouldn't be running anything
Lando had to fly through a service entrance on the second deathstar because he's a nigger"
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Grand Fucktard
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We analyzed the Death Star plans and have discovered a critical flaw.
Vader's entertainment system was installed by Wu industries.
Getting Vader to play some music should start a chain reaction starting with the headlights and catch the Death Star on fire
Vader's entertainment system was installed by Wu industries.
Getting Vader to play some music should start a chain reaction starting with the headlights and catch the Death Star on fire
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I genuinely wonder what a "conservative" Star Wars would look like. Would it be essentially the same but framed as rebels bad, or would there actually be a difference? I know john doesn't realize that people can be conservative with some beliefs and liberal with others, but I really want to know what a "conservative" star wars is past the poor examples he gave.
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Is anyone else sick of Star Wars being used as oversimplified allegories for modern political issues?
Sonichu-choo trainwreck
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What..the story about a band of rebels engaed in an armed insurrection against a government they've decided came to power through illegitimate means??
that Star Wars?
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They moved from Harry Potter to Star Wars since JK Rowling has enough sense to hate troons. It probably won't end any time soon due to the wokesters running the Star Wars brand now.
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Just change the empire from being nazi stand ins and make them the British empire in space, and make the rebels driven more by individualist freedom fighters instead of generic good guys.
Best of all this gives plenty of reasons for characters to sit around discussing the taxation of trade routes.
Edit: No death stars without representation!
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Brianna Wu's Presents: no [Space] Balls
No step on Sarlac-Pit!
Make the rebels [cultural/ethnic] nationalists trying to keep places like Tatooine the same as they were in the good old days, the good old days that never existed according to Imperial historians.
No step on Sarlac-Pit!
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I think my favorite video-game related Johnny anecdote was the time he bloasted to have been playing DDR out in public, and he was just so darn good that people gathered around to watch him play. I just bet they did, the Mississippi Baffle lurching spasmodically from leg to leg, flailing its arms awkwardly while hissing and gurning, as an unkempt asian man in cargo shorts and moonboots looked on approvingly. That would definitely draw a crowd.
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Pretty sure it was them firing Allison Rapp for moonlighting as a whore, iirc. Nice solidarity with your fellow whamen, john.
BScCollateral
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No difference. The Empire is explicitly "Space Nazis", and conservatives hate Nazis.
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Holding onto Dogecoin was a real boon since I guess John is now in the top 1% of income earners in America, sounds legit?
Straight fucking autism.
Straight fucking autism.
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This gave me the mental image of Briana and Frank having a public ddr face off, with Briana lurching around hitting all the notes while frank is on the other pad doing a head spin while doing his classic screaming face, floating around hitting notes. Afterwards frank only gets a B while playing on hard and Briana publicly ridicules him after getting an A on very easy.
Briana then proudly posts about her win on Twitter and how the crowd gathered around to watch her when everyone actually was way more interested in the screaming, head spinning chink top gliding across the dance pad
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Pretty soundly, given the knowledge that practically no fucking kid gets or spreads coronavirus.
lmfao Frank has literally never won anything EVER, holy fucking shit I would tell him to kill himself but he would probably fuck that up to, the useless SHIT
lmfao Frank has literally never won anything EVER, holy fucking shit I would tell him to kill himself but he would probably fuck that up to, the useless SHIT
fuckidunno
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Didn't John himself even talk about rev 60..the sole game he's "designed" as more of an interactive story?
the typing tasks, etc don't have any branching even
"intuitive grasp" -- cool John.
let's see the intuitive grasp in an environment without a cock-cuck sandbagging so you don't flip out :
www.chess.com
www.online-go.com
www.playdiplomacy.com
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True & Honest Fan
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(1) John doesn't have an intuitive grasp of anything, and if he did, it wouldn't be mechanics.
(2) An intuitive grasp of mechanics has nothing to do with being good at board games.
(3) What kind of tard uses literally in every other sentence, especially when it's pleonastic in both of them?
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A literal tard.
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I grew up in Mississippi, which is the same thing as growing up in Texas, and I know everything that you know. Get raped bitch.
