Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Mola Ram]

"progressive" while interning for segregationist Trent Lott, so I see.

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I think John really did build a church in Latin America and put himself up on the cross.

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Self-pitying John is a particularly entertaining John, because he inevitably goes too far pouring on the melodrama.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

"progressive" while interning for segregationist Trent Lott, so I see.

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I think John really did build a church in Latin America and put himself up on the cross.

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Another tweet of Wu obsessing GamerGate, another day of resetting the clock.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

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How can Trying-To-Pass-As-Human John still not realize that serious political "canidates" and CEOs of PACs and think tanks don't use words like fucking and shitposting in their tweets?

The money for John's next scam is going to pour in by the trainload.

 

[Baggywrinkle]

Hmm, yes, enduring a couple months of hardship during 40 year period of people throwing unearned money at you. Yes, you are the least privileged of everyone.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Hmm, yes, enduring a couple months of hardship during 40 year period of people throwing unearned money at you. Yes, you are the least privileged of everyone.

Except it wasn't a couple months; it was during the nonstop, drug-fueled drive from Hattiesburg to Denver, where John immediately moved in with his "aunt" (some creep who guides the mentally ill through the process of genital mutilation and instructs them -- quite poorly in this case -- in the techniques of female impersonation).

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Watch out Dr*mpfkins, anything that appeals to John's aesthetics is surely a nationwide winner.

 

[AnOminous]

Unfortunately, John does sometimes learn from experience, so we know that all the members of his team of grossly underpaid, part-time, contract suckers will have to sign 400-page nondisclosure agreements to prevent anyone from learning that Progressive John provides:

• Shitty pay
• No healthcare insurance
• No 401k
• No paid vacation
• No paid sick time
• No paid maternity leave
• No overtime pay

The office will be John's basement, but the contractors will be expected to work from home on equipment they provide. Their real jobs -- as opposed to the fantasy jobs John will tweet about -- will consist of making cold calls begging for cash.

Did I miss anything?

Getting paid a single dollar.

 

[Mola Ram]

Except it wasn't a couple months; it was during the nonstop, drug-fueled drive from Hattiesburg to Denver, where John immediately moved in with his "aunt" (some creep who guides the mentally ill through the process of genital mutilation and instructs them -- quite poorly in this case -- in the techniques of female impersonation).

This would make such an amazing parody of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas that I don't know why nobody's attempted it.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Super Spastic Brothers Ultimate

 

[Pocket_Sand!]

Did I miss anything?

Nope, you covered it pretty much perfectly. I'd legitimately like for Flu's PAC/scam whatever the hell it is, to actually lure in some suckers for a while, and hear if their work experience with Flu is as horrifying as the GSK girl's. I'd assume, that like the GSK girls, they'll have some hard NDA's thrown at them right at the start. Either way, this new thing Flu is planning seems like it could be entertaining at least.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Guys the more I assert that Trump is a Russian asset the more true it becomes.

How kind of you to request that JetBlue price its fares such that its former employees might afford flights back home after you fired them without credit.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Ah yes, a wealthy and connected white man with outsize influence, I can relate.

 

[Particle Bored]

Guys the more I assert that Trump is a Russian asset the more true it becomes.

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How kind of you to request that JetBlue price its fares such that its former employees might afford flights back home after you fired them without credit.

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I've been through 8 different airports in the last 6 months. Still kickin'. (Covid's great for us opt-outters. They're really lax on pat-downs, and security lines are short as hell)

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Start the clock, who accuses whom of workplace rape first?

 

[Water-T]

Translation: "I got a new minifig for my Star Wars tabletop game"

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Start the clock, who accuses whom of workplace rape first?

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I love the way Wu is constantly throwing around "CoC", it's like a little kid who just learned a new word and is looking for any excuse to use it.

 

[Baggywrinkle]

Start the clock, who accuses whom of workplace rape first?

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What was brianna expecting, exactly? I admit I haven’t hired HUNDRED of people, but most people care about getting paid when they accept a job. I would actually be concerned if the top priority of an employee was what pronouns people use for them, because it’s putting your ability to function at work on everyone else not to make a minor mistake. Have fun working with Becky, Brianna!

 

[Chad Nasty]

Start the clock, who accuses whom of workplace rape first?

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Non-binary is just another way of saying "I'm unremarkable and don't want to develop any interesting skills so I tell people weird shit". You'd think John would actually realize they have a bunch in common

 

[Peace and Harmony]

11 year old black girl John Flynt was playing Hungarian Rhapsody and repairing broken pickup trucks while launching a space shuttle from his wooden shed along the Mississippi River.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

11 year old black girl John Flynt was playing Hungarian Rhapsody and repairing broken pickup trucks while launching a space shuttle from his wooden shed along the Mississippi River.

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First, it's music theory, not musical theory, as anyone who's ever studied it would know.

Second, if John could actually play the piano at a level where he took classes in music theory (i.e., he studied piano at a university), we would have been subjected to video of the Dedham Horror pounding on a sweat-soaked keyboard long ago, and we'd be seeing some actual terminology from music theory and some actual examples of how it applies to things like video editing, Van Cliburn John is the ludicrous online creation of Chopsticks John.