Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[AnOminous]

In his haste to boast about 'muh Mississippi,' John couldnt even read the blurb attached to the article that says 'There are no state rules governing how long a person can be incarcerated without being formally charged with a crime.'

That's pretty clearly unconstitutional. It's some Third World shit. What do you expect from the kind of state that produces degenerates like John Walker Flynt, though?

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Does that mean we can build a wall around New England and make them want to pay for it?

also I'm low on John lore, didn't he change his native state like three or four times?

Sort of. He used to say he was born in Virginia. And he knows he was born there, because within the past few years he had the state change its records to show his birth name as Brianna. Then he came up with the adoption lie and now falsely claims to have been born in West Virginia, probably to throw off people researching his shady past. He claims to be a native of Mississippi because, to no one's surprise, he doesn't know the meaning of native.

Edited to add more details above.

It's not a grammar dig. It's an orgasm joke. Over a tweet about Herman Cain's death.

That's our Johnny, nothing but class.

I recognize that. But the ignorant bastard, in a laughable attempt to trot out his grammar learnin', still can't keep himself from identifying a phrasal verb as a prepositional phrase.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

hehehehe a bunch of little kids got infected with coronavirus! Take that, Trump!

You could be paying 300% in taxes for all we care, it's still $0 John.

 

[Army Burger]

hehehehe a bunch of little kids got infected with coronavirus! Take that, Trump!

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You could be paying 300% in taxes for all we care, it's still $0 John.

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Bless that Frail Old Woman.

 

[fuckidunno]

Bless that Frail Old Woman.

Is that the same old lady who dug through her purse and gave John her last $10 just to see a troon in office?
You know, the one John cheated by quitting
I thought she was murdered by Gamergate to terrorize John.

 

[Mola Ram]

"I'm not particularly wealthy..."

I'm sorry, John, I can't hear you over the roaring engines of your three Porsches.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

This will probably turn out about as well as all of John's other code.

Spoiler: submit or die

 

[Ashen One]

Is that the same old lady who dug through her purse and gave John her last $10 just to see a troon in office?
You know, the one John cheated by quitting
I thought she was murdered by Gamergate to terrorize John.

That very same old lady. But you got it wrong, Brianna didn't cheat her by quitting.
Brianna knew she was so beloved by the elderly voters that they would risk their very lives to go vote her into office, even against her wishes. That she dropped out of the race to protect her electors just goes to show how selfless and caring Brianna Wu is as a person.

Then the whole bus clapped and the old lady gave Wu's campaign a hundred dollar bill. The old lady's name? Frank Wu in disguise.

 

[AnOminous]

This will probably turn out about as well as all of John's other code.

Like every other troon CoC forced into an unwilling organization, why would John include anything at all about the actual goals of the organization? Because like every other troon CoC, what it means is "fuck your organization, this is now a troon organization, and it is about troons."

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

This will probably turn out about as well as all of John's other code.

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Spoiler: submit or die

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It's surprising to see John credit the organization whose code of conduct he has stolen.

It's not surprising to see him working on a code of conduct for an organization that doesn't even exist on paper. People like John, who live in a fantasy world, do stuff like this all the time. They design logos, draw up office plans (with themselves in spacious corner offices), create organizational charts (with themselves at the top), design stationery, and write codes of conduct -- but they don't have funding or a budget or any chance in hell of making their fantasies real.

This should be an amusing ride.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

You can also put "exogenous" onto the list of things you don't understand.

Just get to the part where you fire them after paying them $1 and not crediting them for their work.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

hehehehe a bunch of little kids got infected with coronavirus! Take that, Trump!

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Of all the horror movies to choose from, John, skating ever closer to the thin ice, picks Sleepaway Camp, a film that is anathema in the trans community because it conflates transexuality with insanity and psychopathy, something John seems to have missed during his multiple viewings. He may need to report himself to his new HR department for violating his new CoC.

 

[Picklechu]

" Two members of the “Squad,” Reps. Rashida Tlaib (D, MI-13) and Ilhan Omar (D, MN-5), also face credible primary opposition next week and the week after, respectively, although both should be OK. Rep. Richard Neal (D, MA-1), a committee chairman like Engel (Neal chairs Ways and Means), also appears to be facing credible opposition, as does Rep. Stephen Lynch (D, MA-8), one of least liberal House Democrats. The Massachusetts primary is not until Sept. 1."

Good thing non-serious grifter candidate Brianna Wu, who stole character designs from hard-working, mentally ill gay John Walker Flynt, got out of the race.

 

[King Dead]

Of all the horror movies to choose from, John, skating ever closer to the thin ice, picks Sleepaway Camp, a film that is anathema in the trans community because it conflates transexuality with insanity and psychopathy, something John seems to have missed during his multiple viewings. He may need to report himself to his new HR department for violating his new CoC.

Oh, he definitely violated his cock.

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

This chapter should be good. He’s showing that he’s out of his depth already, and the ink hasn’t even dried.
Is this the dawning of John’s big boy tech career? I vaguely remember him mentioning wanting to start an infosec “think tank” or something along those lines not too long ago. Or maybe we’re finally getting Revolution 61?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Well I guess Jews, gypsies, homosexuals, and communists do all belong to the same class of degenerate according to some schools of thought so close enough.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

'Gyp' isn't antisemitic, it's anti-gypsy. Stop trying to jew the gypsies out of their oppression, John.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

who

Thank you @thefrankwu for working tirelessly to ensure that coronavirus doesn't infringe on your companies patents ❤

 

[Particle Bored]

>acting like he knows anything about how a CoC applies in a workplace
>acting like 'gyp/gypped' is some exclusively southern term
>acting like some Gamestop register monkey would give a fuck
>(but really trying to imply he ever had a more prestigious job at any point)
>(or was it one of your GSK employees, and if so did they find it more or less offensive than when you gypped them out of fair compensation)
>Frank's a hero because the company he works for took taxpayer money for a test theyve yet to produce
>Frank's a hero because he'll make sure no one else can make money off of information developed with other people's money

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[Water-T]

What really happened: "My coworker told me that 'gyp' was a racial slur, so I told that sand nigger to stop fucking mansplaining to me!"