Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Mola Ram]

The LOTR trilogy is fantastic. Real artists and film makers made it a success, so, naturally, John hates it. He also probably sees a resemblance of himself in some of the orc designs.

Pissing on the Lord of the Rings films is done by two people:

1) Hardcore, inflexible Tolkien fans who have read not only the main trilogy but The Hobbit, The Silmarillion, Unfinished Tales, The Tale of Beren and Luthin, The Fall of Gondolin, The Children of Hurin, the entire 12 volume History of Middle-earth, and Tolkien's collected letters;

2) Internet tryhards who want to seem cooler and more hiply disdainful than they really are.

Guess which one John is!

Anyway, John's got more of a Grishnakh look.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Gosh, what a tragedy it would be if female-presenting potato Emily van der Werff had to leave the internet.

Emily appears to have achieved John Flynt levels of hypocrisy and stupidity, going so far as to complain about media outlets that use screen captures that make xer appear "unattractive or masculine." Bad news, Em: you're unattractive and masculine.

 

[Mola Ram]

Emily appears to have achieved John Flynt levels of hypocrisy and stupidity, going so far as to complain about media outlets that use screen captures that make xer appear "unattractive or masculine." Bad news, Em: you're unattractive and masculine.

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At least she doesn't have an Adam's apple.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

At least she doesn't have an Adam's apple.

Hey, there could be three of 'en hidden in that frog throat.

 

[Mola Ram]

Hey, there could be three of 'en hidden in that frog throat.

Sigh, I knew I should have said "At least she doesn't have a visible Adam's apple."

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

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Maybe Frank had to sit on one as well.

Can someone remind me if there is any evidence of John even having his license?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I hope some good soul out there lists all of John's accomplishments!

Up next, John fights racism by stuffing his fat face with Ben & Jerry's ice cream.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

I hope some good soul out there lists all of John's accomplishments!

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Up next, John fights racism by stuffing his fat face with Ben & Jerry's ice cream.

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John: It's not a profile in courage, but it is a symbol of my great personal bravery.

Still waiting for John to put on his drag queen outfit and march with BLM. They love trannies.

 

[RodgerDodger]

At least John finally validates his redneck claims - a few potted plants on some clothesline posts are a "hanging garden"

and polishing that turd of an overgrown concrete pad with potted plants is like putting wallpaper over studs or slapping a black mini dress on an unholy cross between geddy lee and ichabod crane

But at least it has a Hanibal Lector style outside entrance to his Oubliette of terror.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

"not that great", is that how you describe a game where all the characters are dressed like sex workers?

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

"not that great", is that how you describe a game where all the characters are dressed like sex workers?

Ya that's the one. He was lamenting the fact that no one on the dev team has ever seen a 'boob' and the designs were over sexualized. The irony is that John most certainly has never seen one, other than his own titty skittle creations.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Oh well guess they'll have to boycott and cancel themselves now, interesting that yet another far left organisation proves itself to be a hotbed of racism and sexism yet again.

I wouldn't be bothered if I were you, John, because no one considers you to be a part of any industry.

 

[Eli Whitney]

Oh well guess they'll have to boycott and cancel themselves now, interesting that yet another far left organisation proves itself to be a hotbed of racism and sexism yet again.

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I wouldn't be bothered if I were you, John, because no one considers you to be a part of any industry.

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There is zero chance that John has actually leaned C++ to the point where could actually do anything with it.

 

[discombobulate]

I wouldn't be bothered if I were you, John, because no one considers you to be a part of any industry.

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Dude slipped up. Note that it's not "learning ... and working in this ... industry" but "learning ... to work in this ... industry." It's a sad admission that he still hasn't gotten the job he wants after decades of learning.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

There is zero chance that John has actually leaned C++ to the point where could actually do anything with it.

And John's idea that it takes. "decades" to learn C++ is unintentionally revealing.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Better answer is to learn how to fucking spell when the name of the app is literally in the tweet you're replying to.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Better answer is to learn how to fucking spell when the name of the app is literally in the tweet you're replying to.

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John just transposed two letters as he accidentally typed in the name of the killer app he's currently developing -- TitCock.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Wait I thought masks didn't protect the wearer, ah well who gives a fuck either way

 

[Grand Fucktard]

It took John decades to learn c++ ???
gosh, I would have thought an abandoned half a journalism degree would have gotten him up to speed on C++
maybe all the ambien made him sleep through the C++ lectures that journalism is known for

 

[Water-T]

It took John decades to learn c++ ???
gosh, I would have thought an abandoned half a journalism degree would have gotten him up to speed on C++
maybe all the ambien made him sleep through the C++ lectures that journalism is known for

Too bad John mastered D - - instead.