Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[AprilRains]

hmm, John is from misissippi, why isnt he bragging about "the Mississippi baffle" - a piece of cardboard and tape

I thought "the Mississippi baffle" was when John visited home and the townsfolk tried to figure out what he was.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Oh dear, guess that's coming out of Natalie's paycheck for the next 10 months.

 

[byuu]

and why so many plates?

The build volume of most 3d printers is pretty limited, so Frank had to print it in multiple pieces.

Frank is probably unable to saw anything because too much sawdust would fly into his constantly open mouth.

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

How the fuck does he manage to destroy literally everything? lol
What did he break this time?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

John you're a native of WHERE?

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Oh dear, guess that's coming out of Natalie's paycheck for the next 10 months.

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Geekerie doesn't understand that John doesn't actualy have a job, and the 2 hours he will spend fucking around with it before telling Frank to call the repair people/buy a new one isn't wasting any time that could be spent productively.

How the fuck does he manage to destroy literally everything? lol
What did he break this time?

Probably a printer or a digital sender.

 

[Grand Fucktard]

Geekerie doesn't understand that John doesn't actualy have a job, and the 2 hours he will spend fucking around with it before telling Frank to call the repair people/buy a new one isn't wasting any time that could be spent productively.


Probably a printer or a digital sender.

I think it was an acoustic coupler to a modem form the late 70s that he thought was futuristic tech in the 90s

 

[Baggywrinkle]

How the fuck does he manage to destroy literally everything? lol
What did he break this time?

The 3D printer - those fuses are a standard part for them. Replacing them is a common and simple process.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Stop speaking for the tranny community John.

 

[Water-T]

How the fuck does he manage to destroy literally everything? lol
What did he break this time?

John managed to ram the Peloton into a bollard.

 

[RSVP]

Oh dear, guess that's coming out of Natalie's paycheck for the next 10 months.

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Most people only have to break one thing to learn their lesson, but self-proclaimed engineers are a special kind of stupid.

 

[thejackal]

How the fuck does he manage to destroy literally everything? lol
What did he break this time?

the carbon nano fuse, duh. aka Frank's wang.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Thank you for this John, anxious parents nationwide are so lucky to have a childless homosexual to look to to quell their fears.

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Is the new symptom dropping insane mixtapes? That's sick haha sign me up

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Let it be said that there is no Twatter discussion too re,tarded such that John Flynt would not jump into it face-first.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I thought "the Mississippi baffle" was when John visited home and the townsfolk tried to figure out what he was.

It sounds like a roadside attraction sign. 'See the Mississippi Baffle!' the sign reads. '1/4 Mile next Right'. You pull up to the parking lot of a long-closed Piggly-Wiggly and are greeted with a man with more thumbs than teeth wearing overalls covered in stains of unknown origin. "Come round out back," he says, leading you down an overgrown pathway to a swampy enclosure. You were doomed the moment you saw the sign, you realize. Something that should not be lurches its hunchbacked way towards you.

 

[AnOminous]

Stop speaking for the tranny community John.

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John is actually right that this ruling is very favorable to trans people. Too bad that he isn't one, right?

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

It sounds like a roadside attraction sign. 'See the Mississippi Baffle!' the sign reads. '1/4 Mile next Right'. You pull up to the parking lot of a long-closed Piggly-Wiggly and are greeted with a man with more thumbs than teeth wearing overalls covered in stains of unknown origin. "Come round out back," he says, leading you down an overgrown pathway to a swampy enclosure. You were doomed the moment you saw the sign, you realize. Something that should not be lurches its hunchbacked way towards you.

H.P. Lovecraft and Flannery O'Connor could have writen the definitive biography of John Walker Flynt.

 

[hell is other robots]

Remember when the RIAA/MPAA was going after college students for downloading shit? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
A really fucking thing happened during the Napster days though. Music revenues INCREASED. Because as it turns out if you turn out a quality entertainment product, even offered for free, people want to buy more of it and buy things related to it. They discover more bands and more genres and listen to more of it.

The only correct response in these cases is for you express a hope that the people who did obtain your work without paying enjoyed it, and if they enjoyed it, hope that they'll consider purchasing their own copy or some of your other work.

(again, as you said, there is zero chance that the people who read Cuck Wendig's work enjoyed it, so throwing a screaming tantrum about 12 people reading his shitty books is his only recourse.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeKX2bNP7QM

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Celebrity lol-cow re,tard sighting.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Celebrity lol-cow re,tard sighting.

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Around 25 percent of suicides in the U.S. involve hanging. And tree limbs are one of the top attachment points for the ligatures. But Miss'sippi Mathematician John just knows that all blacks who hang themselves were lynched.

What a loathsome, pandering moron.