Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Peace and Harmony]

I fucking hate these people so much. Yes I'm mad.

Here John I'll write it for you:

Step 1: look for other candidates in your area whose politics roughly aligns with your own
Step 2: look at their list of voters (publicly available) and then spam the ever-loving shit out them

Source: Ivan, who delivers newspapers to Vladimir Putin's house

 

[Particle Bored]

To no one's surprise, John (psn: spacekatgal) only has 50% trophies on FF XIII, and 40% on XIII-2. His ONLY platinum trophy is for fuckin' Peggle 2.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Thank God Massachusetts voters don't have to worry about John selling donation info to other candidates (sorry, canidates). Mostly because he's too lazy to actually have the info properly databased. Oh, and also no one's interested in buying the very short list of John's political paypigs. John is chump change, and his paypigs are chump change.

 

[Spastic Colon]

He can't really take a moral stance or pretend to be outraged about political donation information being sold, traded, etc. since I would bet he has engaged in it himself. I mean writing an infosec piece saying, "Look at this awful thing I did, you should be outraged that my opponent probably also does the exact same thing!," just doesn't really resonate with voters.

 

[AnOminous]

So who got John that thesaurus for Christmas? Or is it just one of those lame ass word of the day calendars? Because it seems like he is on a mission to have at least one tweet a day with a word that no one has used in, say, the last 50 years except perhaps in some pretentious academic paper.

He thinks it makes him look smart. But, if he were truly smart, he would know his audience and speak in words they can understand. You don't use words like that on Twitter because the average twitter IQ is barely above exceptional individual.

If he were actually smart he wouldn't routinely commit atrocities like calling himself a "canidate," a misspelling he has repeated for literally years, along with numerous other solecisms he continually perpetrates sometimes, bizarrely, even though a spellchecker would easily prevent them.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

He can't really take a moral stance or pretend to be outraged about political donation information being sold, traded, etc. since I would bet he has engaged in it himself. I mean writing an infosec piece saying, "Look at this awful thing I did, you should be outraged that my opponent probably also does the exact same thing!," just doesn't really resonate with voters.

You don't have to bet on it. He has repeatedly bragged on Twitter about every semi-well-known person he has supposedly contacted by phone when they turned up on the call lists he has purchased. As always, John is hypocrisy incarnate.

If he were actually smart he wouldn't routinely commit atrocities like calling himself a "canidate," a misspelling he has repeated for literally years, along with numerous other solecisms he continually perpetrates sometimes, bizarrely, even though a spellchecker would easily prevent them.

I can't wait to see how he spells floccinaucinihilipilification when it turns up on his It Pays To Increase Your Vocabulary calendar and he trots it out on Twitter as further proof of his superior intellect.

 

[Water-T]

Ackhusally, I don't think it's possible to platinum the game in 65 hours. Post story content is grinding some giant turtles for dozens of hours so you can get gear to fight the stronger giant turtles. Takes anywhere from 90-100 hours

Should be easy to verify. We know John's PSN account name (last time I checked), and just requires checking the timestamp of the first trophy against the date when the Platinum was earned.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

To no one's surprise, John (psn: spacekatgal) only has 50% trophies on FF XIII, and 40% on XIII-2. His ONLY platinum trophy is for fuckin' Peggle 2.

That's what makes it wunderful. It is easily disproven and even if it was true it would be dumb to boast about it.

edit: He didn't do it over two months, first trophy was March 2010, latest one was June 2011 - that's 15 months.

edit 2: He mentions 7mph over two months, that's 60 days. At 7mph a 10k is done in under 1 hour, if he played 60 hours over 60 days on a treadmill going 7mph then he claims to have finished a sub one hour 10k every single day for 60 days. He likes bragging about his 10k runs so it probably plays into it the lie.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Don't bother about asking for evidence about what John does with the money though.

 

[Norvic]

Jesus. If she were really cold calling people for 8 hours a day and making the amount of money she makes every quarter... why would you keep wasting your time?
I don't think Wu can have the glengarry leads.

 

[MyOtherNicknameIsAPun]

Wu should hire a random-ass call centre to make those fake calls. I once wrote a software managing poor souls in call centre for ambulance chasing lawyers (I was young I needed the money) and while their success rate was terrible it's still beats whatever Wu can manage to squeeze out of random SV idiots. Bri is spinning a scam and yet it's so low effort it's practically not worth it.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Yeah John! You tell Tom all about Ivanka's policies that you "bitterly oppose", since she is a policy maker and elected official and everything!

 

[AprilRains]

Yeah John! You tell Tom all about Ivanka's policies that you "bitterly oppose", since she is a policy maker and elected official and everything!

John is certainly bitter about Ivanka, but not over matters of policy. Ivanka is everything John wants to be and can't.

 

[Water-T]

Ivanka is everything John wants to be and can't.

Can you blame John? Unlike him, Ivanka has money, fame, political power, a job, more than two dresses, hair that gets cleaned and groomed regularly, a nice pair of tits, a non-surgically created vagina...

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Or maybe even GiantSpaceKat?

Yeah man fuck the guy who invented trains.

 

[MyOtherNicknameIsAPun]

"Everyone in here is tarded!" screamed a tard locked in a tard cage.

It's very easy to manage your Internet experience, especially if you're Gen Xer. You should know better. Just don't take that L train to Idiot town every morning and everything will be fine.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

got im

 

[Karl der Grosse]

"If fully substantiated."

They won't be. It isn't even a real whistleblower complaint, just a recounting of gossip about a single phone call. Whistleblower complaints are when someone comes upon first-hand knowledge or documentation of illegal activities. In this case there's no documentation claimed nor first-hand knowledge.

If this is a valid complaint then I could read some speculation on here about John screwing his employees out of compensation for his vidya game and file a whistleblower complaint against Johnny myself. After all, I heard she screwed them, what more do I need?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Welcome to Lol-Cow Empire.

Guess the testimony went well or whatever.

 

[Norvic]

Wu just refiled the year end 2018 report with the FEC. This is going to be interesting. She rather skated on the fact that the April report is complete nonsense because of the order of filings/order that the filings were checked in. If you look at it, something like 60K extra money appears like magic between January and April. I wonder if this refiling will now attract attention to the discrepancy.

Worse, they've disappeared the SECOND loan as well. I think this means the actual cash total on hand ought to be something like -70K or something. Their accounts are now a radioactive disaster area.

I have to say that the FEC must have almost no decent automation to catch these errors. Their computer systems must be complete shit. If you did this kind of thing with the UK inland revenue you'd get automated threatening letters immediately.