Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Peace and Harmony]

Yes John, women can vote, and tens of millions of women voted for Donald Trump. But of course they aren't actually real women, unlike TRUE and HONEST natal woman John Flynt.

 

[Kosher Dill]

John is at his most boring when he's trying to stake out a standard Internet Leftist position.
"Biden bad! Might as well be orange!" Snore.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

"I swear this is true!" Surely you don't think that everyone knows that you're a reprehensible lying scumbag, do you John?

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Isn't this like the third (fourth?) time he's "accidentally" called some nerd-cred celebrity?

Ok, anyone who knows about voter call lists; is this even remotely possible?

Seems like an out-and-out lie to me. Not that that should surprise, it's just the boldness of his lies that gets me.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

THIS TIME FOR SURE! IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING!!!

 

[Kosher Dill]

Finally, we'll be able to send the Republican Senate the most pressing issue of our time: whether they prefer President Trump or President Pence!

 

[Norvic]

“Tee hee I “accidentally” called the producer for transformers and gi joe cartoons.”

There’s no way he did it by accident. Good for him for having no shame and getting the number from one of his twitter acquaintances. Wonder how long into the convo did he casually mention he’s running for Congress.

Even if she had accidentally dialled his number, how the fuck do you know who that is? Does he just introduce himself to randos on the phone as the guy who produced shit 80s cartoons?

This tale rests on the idea that Wu has an encyclopedic knowledge of the staff of ancient cartoon series. Even if it were true it would be incredibly sad.

 

[Anti Fanta]

"I swear this is true!" Surely you don't think that everyone knows that you're a reprehensible lying scumbag, do you John?

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Work tends to be quite fun when you know you don't actually have to be doing it and that you can stop at anytime and not be homeless and destitute. Wu's 'XXXX is actually fun!' bullshit reminds me of those clueless housewives who work once a week at a small cafe or diner and say things like 'I don't understand why everyone is always complaining! I love this job!'.

I know Wu's trying to come across as some kind of power woman who ain't afraid of no work and actually enjoys it, but in reality they just seems out of touch, naive and condescending. Business as usual, then.

 

[Ghostse]

Yes John, women can vote, and tens of millions of women voted for Donald Trump. But of course they aren't actually real women, unlike TRUE and HONEST natal woman John Flynt.

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Can you imagine running for president thinking "I backed my rapist husband to the hilt. I have a vagina, its my turn"?

 

[Salubrious]

SJWs, ladies and gentlemen! Being 99% on their side make you an alt-right apologist!

 

[Fartwhistle]

Lol. A possible Pence Administration.




Good thing he's meme-able.

 

[Particle Bored]

Even if she had accidentally dialled his number, how the fuck do you know who that is? Does he just introduce himself to randos on the phone as the guy who produced shit 80s cartoons?

This tale rests on the idea that Wu has an encyclopedic knowledge of the staff of ancient cartoon series. Even if it were true it would be incredibly sad.

So encyclopedic John can ID the person via voice based off of a simple "Hello?"

 

[Norvic]

What?

Bitch please. You were 29 before you even decided you were a tranny. How did that go in your head? "Whelp, I'm a tranny. Better kill myself. Wait, on second thoughts..."

 

[Water-T]

Prominent Black women on twitter are blasting him constantly now and trying to shame people who support him.

Good. Talcum X is this generation's Al Sharpton - a huckster who race baits for attention and then gives his "this ain't racist!" seal of approval....for a price.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Isn't this like the third (fourth?) time he's "accidentally" called some nerd-cred celebrity?

Ok, anyone who knows about voter call lists; is this even remotely possible?

Seems like an out-and-out lie to me. Not that that should surprise, it's just the boldness of his lies that gets me.

He said that on his call list he stumbled upon Richard Garriot and some other legendary person, so it might be he just reads through a couple of paid (and not updated) donor lists until he recognizes a name and calls them

 

[Water-T]

Now Wu really is just pulling stuff out of his ass. "I'm an entrepreneur and I know how to create jobs" may as well be "I'm a brain surgeon and I know how to fix the ISS". He's gone from stretching the truth until it's paper thin, to all out lying.

This snapping turtle of a wendigo believes that using his husband's money to pay a few people $1 to make a dated and low-tier phone game makes him an economist who could solve the whole country's unemployment problems. What's more, he expects people to believe him and vote for him, without him ever stating exactly the steps he'd take to combat unemployment.

If anyone still had any lingering beliefs that Wu was seriously into this politics lark, they sure as hell just had them crushed.

John "Brianna Wu" Flynt, shuttle commander, investigative journalist, cybersecurity expert, engineer, software programmer, artist, business owner, car mechanic, brave battler of the alt-right and some Steve guy no-one's heard of, disowned bisexual daughter, ex-homeless struggler and now entrepreneur with a deep understanding of economics. Truly, a man of the people (that's why he has three porches, an Audi and a motorcycle and only two dresses to his name).

John may as well round it all out and claim to be batman too. It's about as honest a statement as all the other shit.

John is just a Bizzarro World version of Trump: an ugly man with bad hair and an inability to dress themselves, that constantly lies, lives off foreigner cash, dismisses anything that contradicts their lies as "fake", and still somehow manages to get a bunch of idiots to believe everything they say. The only difference is that only one made it into political office and didn't chop off their dick.

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

"I swear this is true!" Surely you don't think that everyone knows that you're a reprehensible lying scumbag, do you John?

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As real as the vagina between your legs Wu

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Oh very nice John, so are you now more sympathetic to the criticism that large portions of academia are little more than fiefdoms that produce absolute bullshit?

 

[Jack Awful]

"I swear this is true!" Surely you don't think that everyone knows that you're a reprehensible lying scumbag, do you John?

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How do you "accidentally" call someone who you don't have the number of?

 

[MyOtherNicknameIsAPun]

How do you "accidentally" call someone who you don't have the number of?

You buy a list of moneyed/connected people phone numbers from an outlet that specializes in gathering them and later pretend you spend hours upon hours calling random people and stumble upon relevant name to flex both your "geek girl" and "real candidate" muscles to Twitter.

A con so transparent only Twitter users will fall for it.

 

[AnOminous]

True John, it is imperative that America as a nation devotes all its energy towards a two minute meme video from 11 years ago. Let them eat pussy.

So a guy who was on the ticket with the most electorally successful Democrat in the last 30 years and who also didn't get impeached gave good advice to Hillary and she ignored it and lost. And that's a reason not to vote for him in the primary.

How do you "accidentally" call someone who you don't have the number of?

John bought some shitty list of mostly out of date phone numbers and now randomly harasses people on the list trying to swindle them out of money for the scampaign. He did this to Richard Garriott (Lord British) as well. Those are probably the only two calls he's even made.