I don't really have much commentary for this... so have some historical John Walker Flynt information.
And remember kids: don't let your family publish shit in the newspaper.
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So Mrs. Wu got to the public birth records a long time ago...
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Awww, but newspapers are forever...
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Congrats big bro!
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Tee-ball? What a sporty fella!
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Oh and a clever boy as well, despite being in
Hattiesburg Public Schools...
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He got to engage with gubernatorial candidates and sperg politically while still at Hattiesburg High School!
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From whence he graduated with no honors. *sad trombone*
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Yet somehow he won a scholarship with full tuition and free room and board!
To
Pearl River Community College.
*sadder trombone*
Edit: Generally people who were born before September 1977 were the class of 1995. So what happened eh? Was someone held back a year?
*saddest trombone*