Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Francis York Morgan]

>a better leader
You're not a leader.

>never miss a workout
You're a fat fuck and a misshapen ghoul.

Mental gymnastics isn't a workout, John.

 

[Karellen]

>a better leader
You're not a leader.

>never miss a workout
You're a fat fuck and a misshapen ghoul.

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Oh how the movies lie to us, in reality software engineers are dickless dudes who produce nothing but instead get spending money by sucking off an aging Mongolian dwarf.

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Of course she’s a leader!! She was captain in space camp!!

 

[AnOminous]

I think it's already beyond repair.

John is such a shit. I can't believe this man who had his husband pay to chop his cock off bought a present for him, with his own money, that he really wanted himself, and that he then immediately destroyed while pretending to know what he was doing.

 

[Water-T]

I think it's already beyond repair.

"What did you do, Brianna? Now the damn thing doesn't work!"

"Not much, Frank - I just wiped the BIOS, installed AirPlay, and souped it up so it looked like the Batmobile!"

"GODDAMNIT, JO- I mean, Brianna!"

"It's not my fault that this piece of machinery is a misogynist shitlord that doesn't acknowledge what a True and Honest woman engineer I am!"

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

"Which is why we need to fund art in every single school." By we, I assume you mean 'you and Frank'. Nothing's stopping you from contributing right now, John. Being the born leader you are, I assume you'll 'lead by example' on this by making a sizable donation to your local school district's art programs. Think of the PR benefits, and the optics of being that sassy hawt Godzillette of Tech, giving back to the community! They could use that extra dollar* and you would be seen as MA-8's best canidate ever!

"...never miss a workout..." Dashing (lurching) from the car in an ill-fitting and stained dress to stand in line at Potbelly is not remotely a workout, John. I know it feels like a seven mile marathon to you, but what you feel like is at odds with objective reality.

*One dollar is the absolute limit on the amount of Frank's money John is ever willing to let slip from his greasy fingers. If only the employees slaves of Giant Spacekat had known this from the beginning, much tragedy could have been averted.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Anyony have updates on John’s peloton account? Curious how the $3k workout bike is being used, you know since John never misses a workout.

 

[Norvic]

Anyony have updates on John’s peloton account? Curious how the $3k workout bike is being used, you know since John never misses a workout.

It gets used about once a month for 20 minutes, last time was on the 14th of December.
Good investment that, and well worth the 30 bucks or whatever it is subscription they're paying.

 

[Ghostse]

"Which is why we need to fund art in every single school." By we, I assume you mean 'you and Frank'. Nothing's stopping you from contributing right now, John. Being the born leader you are, I assume you'll 'lead by example' on this by making a sizable donation to your local school district's art programs. Think of the PR benefits, and the optics of being that sassy hawt Godzillette of Tech, giving back to the community! They could use that extra dollar* and you would be seen as MA-8's best canidate ever!

"...never miss a workout..." Dashing (lurching) from the car in an ill-fitting and stained dress to stand in line at Potbelly is not remotely a workout, John. I know it feels like a seven mile marathon to you, but what you feel like is at odds with objective reality.

*One dollar is the absolute limit on the amount of Frank's money John is ever willing to let slip from his greasy fingers. If only the employees slaves of Giant Spacekat had known this from the beginning, much tragedy could have been averted.

For $100,000 porsche money, you could fund a shit load of art in schools, and it'd be tax deductible.
But like a good democrat, he only wants to spend other people's money, never his own.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

What about when the Boston Globe called you a dude, John?

Who is "we", John?

 

[Kerr Avon]

This one has always looked like Laurelai and Chris Chans live child, even before it trooned out

 

[Peace and Harmony]

And what a story it is, Doug, I'll tell ya what.

 

[Ghostse]

And what a story it is, Doug, I'll tell ya what.

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No it isn't odd at all that we want to know the people we select to lead us have a history of not coming completely apart when put under pressure.

So Miss'ippi John is now claiming to be West Virginnie Wu as well?

 

[smackpops]

As a born n raised West Virginian i'm deeply offended that WU claims any WV ties like his faggot ass wouldn't have been beat to death.

 

[PT 522]

As a born n raised West Virginian i'm deeply offended that WU claims any WV ties like his faggot ass wouldn't have been beat to death.

Wild and wonderful indeed

 

[Leibowitz]

And what a story it is, Doug, I'll tell ya what.

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As usual, John's tweet is nearly incoherent. I thought at first he was saying that his birth family abandoned him then readopted him soon after. What he actually meant was he was in West Virginia briefly before his adoptive family (whom he would later walk out on after blowing hundreds of thousands of daddy's dollars) made the error of the century and picked him.

 

[AnOminous]

Since I've never seen any evidence of it, I assume it's one of John's lies, but I don't think we know for sure. I just automatically don't believe anything John claims.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Since I've never seen any evidence of it, I assume it's one of John's lies, but I don't think we know for sure. I just automatically don't believe anything John claims.

It's odd that John is making such a big deal out of this fictional adoption, since his birth mama is likely to have at least some vague memories of delivering a ghoulish, male crack baby.

If he were adopted, John's Virginia birth certificate could have been falsified to reflect that his adoptive parents were his real parents and that he was born in Portsmouth, Virginia, rather than in some hellish holler in West Virginia.

What wouldn't be falsifiable is the birth report in The Virginian-Pilot newspaper. Those reports come from the hospital. Some Kiwi operative needs to track down that microfilm and print a copy, although it's quite possible that John and his trusty razor blade have taken care of that little problem at the newspaper's office and at every university that has the paper in it's archives.

 

[Norvic]

Since I've never seen any evidence of it, I assume it's one of John's lies, but I don't think we know for sure. I just automatically don't believe anything John claims.

It's one of Wu's oldest lies if so, but that doesn't necessarily make it the truth. There seems to be a pattern of Wu fabricating her past going back to her post-DC enrolment at 'Ole Miss where she told people she was actually from DC, and that she got stabbed in the head and had amnesia. How much further back than that her falsehoods go we'll probably never know.

What always struck me as strange is that Wu's family would choose to adopt at a time when their life wasn't settled. Flynt the elder must have known he wasn't going to be a career Navy officer, so you'd think if adoption was something that they were planning to do then the time to do it was after he'd served his hitch and found a place in civilian life. Also, everyone I've known who have adopted as a community service, rather than as a means of acquiring children they can't have biologically, have also fostered children as well. It just doesn't fit with them also having younger, presumably biological kids.

 

[millais]

The West Virginia connection may very well be a lie, but John probably does bear a striking resemblance to some Fallout 76 ghoul or monster.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

at 'Ole Miss where she told people she was actually from DC, and that she got stabbed in the head and had amnesia. How much further back than that her falsehoods go we'll probably never know.

You know what, that amnesia story might have been a cover for Wu chugging ambien, never really thought about it like that.