Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Francis York Morgan]

The first Boxster was popular with 90's euro-twinks with rich parents or a sugar daddy, same with girls. The Boxster was like a Gucci product you could buy at Sears, still expensive but not upper class buying-a-tertiary-sports-car-for-fun expensive, it was a thing to give someone more impressed with the label more than the product. Midlife crisis divorcees might be one of the few that actually bought the affordable Porsche for themselves to cruise in, it's a convertible for a reason, so people could see the person that owns a Porsche...

Not surprising given that Brianna seems to be stuck in the 90s.

 

[Optimus Prime]

"Sorry, but you're probably not as smart as you think."

John will never become self-aware. Pot(belly), meet kettle. He's incapable of realizing how much he highlights his own appalling stupidity when he says this sort of thing; Dunning-Kruger FTW. I also do not believe he's sorry in the least, other than in the sense of sorry-ass faggot.

This reassures me that he will never learn anything, or rise above his natural state of ignorance/idiocy. To paraphrase Lady Bracknell, "The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately, in John Flynt at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever." He will continue to be a reliable target of mockery and derision for the foreseeable future, and may as well wear a Kick Me sign on his entire life.

It also shows how goddamn lucky this bastard ended up being. Born into a rich family, pissed away hundreds of thousands while failing college three times, finally got cut off from the family fortune and decided to get their dick cut off, and then they meet their future husband who has a six-figure paying job and does nothing but piss that away almost just as fast.

Remove any single part of that and Johnny would have gone down in flames while screaming with that ghoul face. Every single thing had to happen precisely to ensure that space between having money to burn was as temporary a reduction in living quality as possible.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

I thought John met Frank before he cut his dick off (what John refers to as removing a birth defect) and that Frank footed the bill. John’s never been homeless or destitute in his life. He’s gone from one silver spoon to the next including when his parents supposedly kicked him out and he wound up with his aunt in Colorado.

According to the Flynt/Wu timeline I think after that he met Frank? I’m sure someone will correct me if I’m wrong.

 

[AttackHelicopter]

Brianna's latest endeavor has been to start playing the Final Fantasy Trading Card Game with her husband Frank, and is posting quite regularly (in the usual all-about-me way) on the related Facebook group.

Some of the more interesting pieces for your intrigue.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

A love letter between two creeps.

 

[AnOminous]

A love letter between two creeps.

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"I love you, Michael Avenatti. Like you, I too am a man who attacks women, although unlike you, I lack the courage to actually beat them up!"

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

A love letter between two creeps.

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whatever happened to believe all women, hmm?

 

[The Husbando Collector]

whatever happened to believe all women, hmm?

It's because these 'feminists' are only in it for the brownie points or attention, but when it comes time to put their money where their mouth is, they immediately abandon their principles. Look no further than with JK Rowling and how fast she jumped that boat.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

It's a sign, John. Run for president. It's your turn.

He worked to fund an international multimillion dollar franchise, u wot?

 

[Mola Ram]

A love letter between two creeps.

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Just a reminder there's a reason Brianna is being so nice to Avenatti: John knows not to poke the bear.

 

[Keep Yourself Safe]

Wu on Vespa? For those not knowing, Vespa is an Italian cult scooter very popular in many parts of Europe. Due its design it gets tricky to ride it if you're a tall person. You knees will bump its front. Can't really see Wu having fun with that mode of transportation.

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This girl is probably of average height and you can see she's getting there. Now add those inches and it gets uncomfortable and awkward really quickly.

A classic style Vespa like below would be no problem for Wu, I'm 6'3" and I've ridden them comfortably

The Left Eats Its Own: a play in two tweets

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A wild Chapofag appears! Whose a fascist? Everyone! Way to dunk on noted CHUD Brianna Wu there comrade!

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Brianna's latest endeavor has been to start playing the Final Fantasy Trading Card Game with her husband Frank, and is posting quite regularly (in the usual all-about-me way) on the related Facebook group.

Some of the more interesting pieces for your intrigue.

"husband is a lawyer"

Almost a decade together and Brianna still has no idea what Frank does.

 

[AnOminous]

"husband is a lawyer"

Almost a decade together and Brianna still has no idea what Frank does.

It's hard to tell whether John is too stupid to know what a lawyer is, or just lying as usual.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

It's hard to tell whether John is too stupid to know what a lawyer is, or just lying as usual.

I'll bet my first born and say it's both.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

"I think the only way to fix flawed systems is to engage them."

Jesus, John, you just blurt out this absolutely vaporous shit and think it sounds profound.

What does that even mean? Engage with them? Engage them with something? How will you engage them in a meaningful way to effect change? Give details. This sounds like something you got out of a fortune cookie -- and misunderstood.

You contradict your own lived experience when you say that too, because as we all know, you fixed your "flawed system" by having it chopped off and flung to street dogs by some Troons 'R' Us curbside sex-change clinic in Bangkok. That is, strictly speaking, disengagement.

 

[Polyboros]

"husband is a lawyer"

Almost a decade together and Brianna still has no idea what Frank does.

Being casually ignorant of what his husband does to put money in the spending account is actually probably the most feminine thing John does.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

"I think the only way to fix flawed systems is to engage them."

Jesus, John, you just blurt out this absolutely vaporous shit and think it sounds profound.

What does that even mean? Engage with them? Engage them with something? How will you engage them in a meaningful way to effect change? Give details. This sounds like something you got out of a fortune cookie -- and misunderstood.

You contradict your own lived experience when you say that too, because as we all know, you fixed your "flawed system" by having it chopped off and flung to street dogs by some Troons 'R' Us curbside sex-change clinic in Bangkok. That is, strictly speaking, disengagement.

I wonder what part of the engagement process is blocking district voters for asking tough questions like "what exactly is your platform"?

 

[vertexwindi]

Wait, Planet Fitness? Isn't that the gym that caters to fatties with free food?

 

[Haramburger]

Stop lying John. If you were tweeting something about the new Calamity Jane shotgun gal at least it'd be recent, but an old .gif of an old cinematic isn't convincing anybody.

But by all means, login and get into a match with Zoe and Randi, would love to see the tweets and screenshots/POTG clips

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Human nature is immutable, says biological essentialist Nazi John Flynt. Gender, however, is another question entirely!

Let me guess: all journalists should be government workers and be employed for life regardless of whatever horseshit they publish.