Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

#wutran

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NO, DAD, NO!

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What team? Frank, the dogs and a couple of dented wheels?

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

"Wu is here for you."

FFS, don't invite him in. They can't enter unless they've been invited.

You're not the Wu Tang Clan, John. You and Frank are the Two Wang Clan. Well, if we count your phantom limb, that is.

Here's a better (sourced from the real Wu Tang) slogan for your 2020 scampaign: "Faggot ass niggas stay bumpin’ they gums" - Ghostface Killah

 

[Particle Bored]

Ah yes mother of three John W. Flynt knows all about the costs of raising children.

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Wut iz munny?

Hey John, maybe if you took the time out of your busy schedule of FF card games and humping junkyard rims to sponsor that youth league, some of those expenses could be reduced.

edit: Of course, sponsoring a youth team doesn't take shit for time. People that run actual legitimate businesses do it all the time. But it does take money, which is something John certainly can't be expected to part with without a tangible immediate personal return.

edit2: Hey John/Frank, if you read this... sponsoring a youth league is something that would in fact require just a bit of money (at least compared to what you piss into masturbatory hipster shit), very little effort, and would provide both an immediate and an on-going source of positive publicity. It's pretty telling that you would rather piss money into masturbatory hipster shit to wave around for attention. I hope the lady that was asking for the sponsorship is enjoying all the Porsche restoration pics.

 

[Judge Holden]

"Wu is here for you."

FFS, don't invite him in. They can't enter unless they've been invited.

You're not the Wu Tang Clan, John. You and Frank are the Two Wang Clan. Well, if we count your phantom limb, that is.

Here's a better (sourced from the real Wu Tang) slogan for your 2020 scampaign: "Faggot ass niggas stay bumpin’ they gums" - Ghostface Killah

W̠͙̹̬̪̲U̗̯̳ ̯̮̙͎I̬͕̝S̫̹̮͔̱͎ ̯͡H̙͖̫E̸̼͚̥R̝̝̮̳̼̤̹͘E̵͎̻ ̦͚̥̙F͎O̩̖̮̠̱̞ͅŖ ̴̞͖͕͍Y͇̼͙O̙̭̞͙̬̮̥͜U̸͎̞̫

(ok...i might be a little too into this whole "brianna wu is a nightmarish tranny wendigo" fantasy for my own good)

 

[Pervious]

I've been looking at that picture trying to coherently sum up my thoughts, but as I stare into the void it stares back and all I can see the madness inside us all.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Who is working for your campaign, John? Are you going to show off your staff and volunteers on your website?

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Refusing to give up your scam when you’re unwelcome and unwanted in that space is also a sign of stubbornness and mental illness, John.

 

[DrPrincessMeatball]

Of course Wu is suddenly an experienced youth soccer player.
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I actually went to see if the new wheel pictures still had the "fixed" dent in them but it appears he's not posting pictures of that particular one.

There's also more Porch purchasing planned along with the purchasing of a house, that's a lot of spending. Maybe Frank has aids and sold his life insurance to some elderly couple while cashing in all his stock and his 401k? As a bonus Wu pulls out that incredibly canned line "I restore cars to relax", man, that line is so faked.
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It's probably just me thinking about it but here's Wu & 1998 again.
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Phew, that's a pretty spicy wonton there Frank. I wonder if he's going to make John trade something in, or or maybe they'll be one of those regular hardworking blue-collar families with three Porches in the driveway.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

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Phew, that's a pretty spicy wonton there Frank. I wonder if he's going to make John trade something in, or or maybe they'll be one of those regular hardworking blue-collar families with three Porches in the driveway.

Brianna might try something similar to what she did when GSK was in its death throes and it was clear Rev60 wasn't going to salvage it - hit up rich idiots venture capitalists to give her enough money to fund the next brilliant project. In this case, it'll be an experiment to see if donors are more responsive to one campaign Porsche over another.

 

[AnOminous]

Deuteronomy 23:1

He that is a eunuch, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

That's the only book about John, and its name is usually misspelled.

It should be spelled DUDEronomy.

 

[AprilRains]

Refusing to give up your scam when you’re unwelcome and unwanted in that space is also a sign of stubbornness and mental illness, John.

As I've heard it said: "They laughed at Einstein, but they also laughed at Bozo the Clown."

By the way, they didn't really laugh at Einstein either.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

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Phew, that's a pretty spicy wonton there Frank. I wonder if he's going to make John trade something in, or or maybe they'll be one of those regular hardworking blue-collar families with three Porches in the driveway.

Guarantee you she'll pretend to find one in someone's backyard for $7,000 so she can continue her front of "buying Porsches is totally a hobby within the grasp of the average working American".

 

[TurboNAS]

W̠͙̹̬̪̲U̗̯̳ ̯̮̙͎I̬͕̝S̫̹̮͔̱͎ ̯͡H̙͖̫E̸̼͚̥R̝̝̮̳̼̤̹͘E̵͎̻ ̦͚̥̙F͎O̩̖̮̠̱̞ͅŖ ̴̞͖͕͍Y͇̼͙O̙̭̞͙̬̮̥͜U̸͎̞̫

(ok...i might be a little too into this whole "brianna wu is a nightmarish tranny wendigo" fantasy for my own good)

Maybe you've got brain Wurms.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Partially redacted due to not being able to count.

And except for being a woman, you're a dude. Also you don't do any of this shit because you're fucking lazy and unemployed.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

John up by 5:30am? Lol in which dimension?

The one where he doesn’t go tranny and cut off his balls? Must be the dimension where he doesn’t marry a middle class screaming gay Asian man and bleeds his bank account dry.

 

[AnOminous]

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And except for being a woman, you're a dude. Also you don't do any of this shit because you're fucking lazy and unemployed.

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John's financial reports for his campaign don't seem to agree with his made up bullshit on twitter.

 

[Richard Stabone]

It kind of coincides with when the new iPhones were released, she might have bought a new phone as well as a Mac Pro or some shit.

I was thinking the new iPhone for her and Frank. They're $1100 each and with sales tax and maybe an activation fee, you'd be pretty close.

No one mentioned that she paid for a weekend trip to New York. Apparently to "look for volunteers". And if her records are accurate, she stayed at an over $400/night hotel. This trip coincides with their anniversary. Guess her donors should be happy she didn't throw the fancy dinners on the bill too.

It also appears all staff has been let go and that promise of bringing in a campaign manager was put aside when she walked past the Apple Store.

Have to admit that this was a pretty nice grift they set up. Buy shit from Apple and Amazon. Pay for vacations. And she gets to pretend she isn't an unemployed housewife by claiming to be a "politician".

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Looks like she got a brand new 27" iMac souped up. About the price she listed on the forms. And she bought it after she lost -- two days after the primary.

That's incredible.

She paid $500 to "Grassroots Analytica" for data services. Apparently that was only about 1/5 as important as the new iMac.

Don’t worry folks, she’s going to hire a fancy, high priced campaign manager any day now.

Oh shit, new apple event next week with iPads and macs. Guess where the rest of the campaign funds are going....

Also, we’ve been saying this for months that Brianna Wu’s campaign is a massive scam to funnel money to him for personal toys. So far John bought expensive video recording equipment, personal trips, and now a $3k mac. Good job idiots, keep donating money to a scammer. Good thing the media isn’t reporting what a scam his campaign is either.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

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And except for being a woman, you're a dude. Also you don't do any of this shit because you're fucking lazy and unemployed.

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Meanwhile this piece on Melania Edwards is being roundly mocked on various websites for the ridiculous amount of things we're supposed to believe about her daily routine. So maybe John has sussed out a kindred spirit, i.e., someone who lies about or exaggerates their life to impress suckers.

In that respect, they are alike.

 

[Richard Stabone]

Also, we’ve been saying this for months that Brianna Wu’s campaign is a massive scam to funnel money to him for personal toys. So far John bought expensive video recording equipment, personal trips, and now a $3k mac. Good job idiots, keep donating money to a scammer. Good thing the media isn’t reporting what a scam his campaign is either.

Don't forget a bunch of purchases at Amazon and Ikea.

I still don't think the entire thing was set up as a scam. Because if it was, they did a shit job and throwing money away on crap like that office they never used. Don't get me wrong, they're still taking a cut out of this for themselves, but I still think one of the big perks is that it gives her some kind of title. She was going on like 4 years since her game released and at some point you're just the crazy unemployed troon ranting on Twitter. Now she can be "political candidate".