Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Francis York Morgan]

Almost as controversial as cutting off your cock.

Brianna probably got bored with it once he realized there was no Spider-Gwen costume for his autogynephilic fantasies.

Oooh whoa there cowboy, not a good look

Ha! Shows what you know Digifudgebyte! Brianna was busy planning the purchase of his fourth sports car in two years back in December!

 

[smackpops]

What is that guy talking about, anyone know what Wu said on podcast?

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

I think John just stumbled (lurched) upon his new campaign slogan: "Brianna Wu 2020: Go Fuck Yourself".

It's the perfect encapsulation of everything he has to offer his constituents, and absolutely "on message". I like it!

So refreshing to have a new voice of Hope and Change and Wokeness, willing to do photo ops in front of his plastic figurine collection, and blurting out "Fuck You!" on Twitter to show how badass and edgy he is.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Well if that's the most sexist headline you've read all year then I would say we're doing pretty good!

 

[Norvic]

Workin' on the ol' trannymobile before the 2020 election campaign "kicks in to high gear."

I imagine that for a person who had serious political ambitions, the whole of 2019 would be a time for quiet, low intensity activity. Cultivating the people who matter when it comes around to the campaign proper. I don't know what Wu thinks "high gear" is going to look like, but I suspect it'll be exactly like 2017 where she fucked about with youtube videos and ate potbelly until it was too late to organise a real campaign.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Workin' on the ol' trannymobile before the 2020 election campaign "kicks in to high gear."

22 MINUTES LATER

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I think John just stumbled (lurched) upon his new campaign slogan: "Brianna Wu 2020: Go Fuck Yourself".

Aah, the "Brewster's Millions" gambit. A bold choice, but he needs to remember that that was a campaign to intentionally waste money. Oh.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Hey wait a minute, I didn't know that Bill Clinton belonged to the GOP

As always John, your autism does shine through.

It's especially affordable when you don't have to pay a single fucking RED CENT for it!

 

[Mola Ram]

As always John, your autism does shine through.

I feel like if John were genuinely autistic, he'd be making real improvements to these cars instead of trashing them.

I think "idiot asshole" is closer to the truth.

 

[Chemical snorfare]

did Engineer John deliberately leave a gaping hole in the console when he installed the i-thing?

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

did Engineer John deliberately leave a gapping hole in the console when he installed the i-thing?

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Just watch, he'll be using a dilator on that, thrice a day, so it doesn't close up.

 

[Particle Bored]

As always John, your autism does shine through.

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There’s a “how many Wus does it take to change a lightbulb” joke in there, but it’s not jumping out at me.

 

[Mola Ram]

There’s a “how many Wus does it take to change a lightbulb” joke in there, but it’s not jumping out at me.

How many Wus does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two: Frank blows six hundred bucks on an Artisinal Crystalline Lightwork Sphere, while Brianna takes the credit and breaks it a week later.

 

[Sam Losco]

did Engineer John deliberately leave a gaping hole in the console when he installed the i-thing?

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Are you pointing out the cubbyhole or the hole to the right of the cubbyhole in the red trim? You circled the entire cubbyhole so I'm not sure.

 

[Chemical snorfare]

Are you pointing out the cubbyhole or the hole to the right of the cubbyhole in the red trim? You circled the entire cubbyhole so I'm not sure.

Is that a storage solution? I thought its where John removed the old boxter stereo.

 

[AprilRains]

Is that a storage solution? I thought its where John removed the old boxter stereo.

 

[Keep Yourself Safe]

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Obvious vanity campaign defeated in a landslide by a serious and experienced candidate? NO WAY!

 

[millais]

It's killing me that he needs to get a custom after-market steering wheel just so he can get enough clearance to fit his gangly-ass ghoul frame into the driver's seat of the sports car. Very common problem for women drivers, amirite?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

If only we knew @realDonaldTrump's stance on this key issue.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

It's killing me that he needs to get a custom after-market steering wheel just so he can get enough clearance to fit his gangly-ass ghoul frame into the driver's seat of the sports car. Very common problem for women drivers, amirite?

Also interesting that he keeps getting shorter. Now he claims that he's only six feet tall. Not surprising that he can't be bothered to spell tall correctly.