Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Peace and Harmony]

Okay John, and require the apps to constantly download your biometric information to interface with a government data to ensure that people don't just lie about their fucking age to play, right?

 

[Jack Awful]

Okay John, and require the apps to constantly download your biometric information to interface with a government data to ensure that people don't just lie about their fucking age to play, right?

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Didn't John literally buy enough virtual currency in a free to play Final Fantasy mobile game to level up and kill a random troll out of spite?

 

[ZKWNordman]

LOL

I guess “Brianna Wu @ AltConf hotel room pretending to be sitting with Tim Cook at dinner” wouldn’t fit

 

[metroid_fetish]

I'm often tempted to make Wu Tang related puns, like referring to John as Ol' Dirty Bastard or Ghostface Shiller for example. However, it would be doing them a huge disservice, as WTC have achieved so much more.

Wu Trans ain't nothing to have sex with.

 

[AnOminous]

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LOL

I guess “Brianna Wu @ AltConf hotel room pretending to be sitting with Tim Cook at dinner” wouldn’t fit

This sad faggot does this every year. And has never ever ever actually been at WWDC.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

You "just bought" two of these pieces of shit but you don't remember how much you paid for that. What an inspiration you are to the working class of District 8 John, you fucking asshole.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Went to the Dorchester Day parade, which is a huge parade that any politician running for anything in a district including Dorchester should show up to. Part of the neighborhood is in MA-08. No Brianna Wu, even though it would have been a great way to get some name awareness. Sad!

 

[Sissy Galvez]

You "just bought" two of these pieces of shit but you don't remember how much you paid for that. What an inspiration you are to the working class of District 8 John, you fucking asshole.

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Brianna Wu: Here’s me just dropping $600 on obsolete tech.
Also Brianna Wu: I can’t afford to buy a house reeeee.

I know I’ve done this before but I hate what a hypocritical liar John is.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Went to the Dorchester Day parade, which is a huge parade that any politician running for anything in a district including Dorchester should show up to. Part of the neighborhood is in MA-08. No Brianna Wu, even though it would have been a great way to get some name awareness. Sad!

Not showing up at events is the only smart strategy employed by the Flynt/Wu campaign, if you can consider laziness a strategy.

Hauling a seven-foot tranny who has won a dozen Nosferatu look-alike contests through Dorchester on a flatcar is not going to win any votes.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Went to the Dorchester Day parade, which is a huge parade that any politician running for anything in a district including Dorchester should show up to. Part of the neighborhood is in MA-08. No Brianna Wu, even though it would have been a great way to get some name awareness. Sad!

Part of it might have been ignorance of the event and another part could have been that Wu is still feeling the sting from getting the cold shoulder(s) at his last big appearance.

 

[Cubanodun]

I guess “Brianna Wu @ AltConf hotel room pretending to be sitting with Tim Cook at dinner” wouldn’t fit

Is practically a annual ritual for Wu, every year he enter the lottery and he always fails to get a ticket, he is probably going to go to a cheap hotel and snarl to the building where the WWDC is going to be and tweet like he is there, if he find another cucks willing to tolerate him maybe he will do a podcast

 

[ZKWNordman]

Hauling a seven-foot tranny who has won a dozen Nosferatu look-alike contests through Dorchester on a flatcar is not going to win any votes

Having seen The Departed, I think it was a good idea for her campaign to skip this one.

#whosyamuddah

 

[Mola Ram]

Having seen The Departed, I think it was a good idea for her campaign to skip this one.

#whosyamuddah

John's the guy who cut his cock off. You must be the other fuckin' guy.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

He’s traveling to WWDC alt-conf.

How sad is it he loves Apple and yet can’t step hoof on campus.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

Part of it might have been ignorance of the event and another part could have been that Wu is still feeling the sting from getting the cold shoulder(s) at his last big appearance.

The Dedham flag day parade is in two weeks; let's see if he shows up to that.

 

[DrPrincessMeatball]

In which John wanders into the Off-topic section of Planet 9 and is *shocked* that people who can afford $100,000 sports cars are right-leaning in their politics.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Having seen The Departed, I think it was a good idea for her campaign to skip this one.

#whosyamuddah

Mr. French: "I'll cut your fucking nuts off, you understand that?"

Flynt/Wu: Laughs hysterically.

 

[Particle Bored]

In which John wanders into the Off-topic section of Planet 9 and is *shocked* that people who can afford $100,000 sports cars are right-leaning in their politics.

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Hopefully we get a mod to come in with “sit down and STFU, newb,” maybe with some callout post quotes.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Brianna Wu: Here’s me just dropping $600 on obsolete tech.
Also Brianna Wu: I can’t afford to buy a house reeeee.

I know I’ve done this before but I hate what a hypocritical liar John is.

And when all else fails...
Brianna Wu: GAAAAAMERGAAAATE!!!!

 

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In which John wanders into the Off-topic section of Planet 9 and is *shocked* that people who can afford $100,000 sports cars are right-leaning in their politics.

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The Wu posts from the Porsche forum are always great comedy. Who knew how strong the effect of losing a blue checkmark could be?