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Is that what he fists John with?
Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate
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Is that what he fists John with?
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Your useless fucking children may give you words and gestures of love, but only I, John Flynt, can truly understand what it is to be a mother! (even though I don't have a fucking uterus)
Fucking kill yourself.
Fucking kill yourself.
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- 10 de Abr, 2016
Do you think Frank has to make a Mother's Day card from Rocket, Spittoon and Whappity Pow for John every year?
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Wow, that could have been worded better. Way to tell women “fuck your kids and their empty gestures. Give me money.”
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Brianna’s misogyny strikes again, everyone! 
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You can read between the lines to see how much disdain John has for mothers (including his own). I think because he hates his mom for cutting him off but Mother’s Day reminds him he’s not a real woman because he can’t get pregnant. It’s like the one thing that can’t complete his lie about being a real woman.
No, John, most people don’t write “some platitudes” to their mothers on this day. Most people are sincere and want to tell their moms how they appreciate them. You’re the only piece of shit that would do that. In fact, every time you make a statement on something for your campaign those are platitudes.
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I'd like to wish Happy Mother's Day to mombot.
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Happy Mother's Day, Mombot!
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Many little Mississippian girls in the 80s played with Gi Joe, uh yes. That is something totally true.
No way you were male back then, huh John?
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They have a better chance of meeting with Frank’s mom than Brianna’s, and that’s saying something since Frank’s mom is dead.
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- 13 de Ago, 2016
Love how another holiday has come and John’s too self absorbed to notice others. Not a single message to Mother’s other than “gibs me money”.
It’s to be expected given his relationship with his own mom/parents. Who John only cared about when they gave him money.
It’s to be expected given his relationship with his own mom/parents. Who John only cared about when they gave him money.
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- 6 de Dic, 2015
Bit of a slip there... little Brianna playing with GI Joe when she was a kid? Not very lady like. Perhaps she meant she had that helicopter on the roof of her Barbie dream house.
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Wu couldn't even get away with that kind of lie augmentation - as far as I can find, Barbie didn't HAVE any helicopter accessories in the 80s.
GI Joe, however, had a few, but the Dragonfly is very, very distinctly designed.
That any girl in the 80s wanted this is extremely unlikely. Especially with how Flu tries so hard to repaint their past as having been super girly.
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SOCIALLY UNCONSCIOUS
“The Bust”
Television Ad Script (r1.1t Rainbow Cover)
Complete Script and Production Notes
DO NOT DISTRIBUTE (unless rewritten)
Written by John W. Flynt / Brianna Wu and Lauren E. Milovy
© Copyright 2004 John W. Flynt / Brianna Wu
Rewrite © Copyright 2018 Very Honest Content
SCENE A
“Public Service Announcement (not spelled Announcment, John, you ignorant slut) A”
OPEN ON:
WHITE ROOM –- STUDIO
Allison Holiday is present, wearing her sexually objectifying sorority girl uniform. There is nothing in the background to distract you from her or her anime boobs.
CUT TO –- Allison at Ashley’s computer. You might notice a shiny rock on the desk there if you have :autism:. Looking both excited and confused, clearly she doesn’t know what she’s doing because John Walker Flynt is a misogynist. Holding the mouse, she bangs it on the desk, demanding results on where all the campaign contributions went. Something Beeps. A chat message window opens up. Allison just looks on in awe.
CUT TO -– Allison angrily MARCHES into the corporate headquarters of Blue Apron, portrayed as a single warehouse on a sunny green hill, the sun photogenically shining down through the smog of New Jersey swamps.
Allison (V.O.):
I’m not going to let some vanity corporation run by a guy that hangs out with a tiny screaming Chinese-American make me fat! I had to get in-their-face!
INT. BLUE APRON’S CORPORATE (Not spelled CORPARATE, John, you ignorant slut) BOARD ROOM -- DAY
Quick zoom -– The doors for the corporate board are KICKED open with Allison’s cultural appropriating Miyagi Crane Kick. She’s wearing a police hat.
After a few exaggerated “Chris-chan” style movements, she STRIKES a pose.
Allison (CONT’D):
(intense)
Blue Apron, you are cold busted.
In the background, there’s a racist caricature of a Hispanic janitor. Allison turns to him.
We hear the next two lines, but they’re meant to be edited so quickly that they’re just background noise. We see two security guards talking in the background.
CUT TO –- SCIENCE LAB
A man looking very patriarchal in his white lab coat is holding a chart, lecturing Allison, who looks confused. The Music that plays is Sneaker Pimps, “6 Underground.”
CUT TO –- FILM SCREENING ROOM
A Nutritional Video is RUNNING, Allison is watching, she gets this one because of misogyny being what John Walker Flynt lives for. The graphics of the film are again, very 50’s, and follow the dialogue.
WHITE ROOM –- STUDIO
Back in the white room, Allison is finishing up the commercial.
Allison HOLDS up her palm, which has notes scribbled on it in pen.
CUT TO – ALLISON’S PALM
A Blue Apron logo appears on the lower edge of screen, signaling that the commercial is about to play. The Blue Apron jingle begins to play.
Notes on Hand:
Lunch:
Combine Bagged Items
1 Flask Soylent
Diet Cola
Apple Slices
Autistic rock on Ashley’s desk.
Get Frank to Fix Rev60 Final Boss Battle
Allison (V.O):
(to producer)
Hey, Massachusetts. You know what would be frightening? Like a guy with vagina cut into the penis. That would unhinge!
“The Bust”
Television Ad Script (r1.1t Rainbow Cover)
Complete Script and Production Notes
DO NOT DISTRIBUTE (unless rewritten)
Written by John W. Flynt / Brianna Wu and Lauren E. Milovy
© Copyright 2004 John W. Flynt / Brianna Wu
Rewrite © Copyright 2018 Very Honest Content
SCENE A
“Public Service Announcement (not spelled Announcment, John, you ignorant slut) A”
OPEN ON:
WHITE ROOM –- STUDIO
Allison Holiday is present, wearing her sexually objectifying sorority girl uniform. There is nothing in the background to distract you from her or her anime boobs.
Allison:
Hi there, I’m legendary Mary Sue and dead franchise spokes-original-character Allison Holiday with a very special message from Blue Apron.
Hi there, I’m legendary Mary Sue and dead franchise spokes-original-character Allison Holiday with a very special message from Blue Apron.
CUT TO –- Allison at Ashley’s computer. You might notice a shiny rock on the desk there if you have :autism:. Looking both excited and confused, clearly she doesn’t know what she’s doing because John Walker Flynt is a misogynist. Holding the mouse, she bangs it on the desk, demanding results on where all the campaign contributions went. Something Beeps. A chat message window opens up. Allison just looks on in awe.
Allison (V.O.):
I received an Internet transmission on the main view screen that the folks at Blue Apron were hiding a conspiracy to make people fat and control the weather. Immediately, I knew what had to be done.
I received an Internet transmission on the main view screen that the folks at Blue Apron were hiding a conspiracy to make people fat and control the weather. Immediately, I knew what had to be done.
CUT TO -– Allison angrily MARCHES into the corporate headquarters of Blue Apron, portrayed as a single warehouse on a sunny green hill, the sun photogenically shining down through the smog of New Jersey swamps.
Allison (V.O.):
I’m not going to let some vanity corporation run by a guy that hangs out with a tiny screaming Chinese-American make me fat! I had to get in-their-face!
INT. BLUE APRON’S CORPORATE (Not spelled CORPARATE, John, you ignorant slut) BOARD ROOM -- DAY
Quick zoom -– The doors for the corporate board are KICKED open with Allison’s cultural appropriating Miyagi Crane Kick. She’s wearing a police hat.
Allison:
(kicking)
Curse-ye-hame-ha!!!!
(kicking)
Curse-ye-hame-ha!!!!
After a few exaggerated “Chris-chan” style movements, she STRIKES a pose.
Allison (CONT’D):
(intense)
Blue Apron, you are cold busted.
In the background, there’s a racist caricature of a Hispanic janitor. Allison turns to him.
Allison (CONT’D):
Book ‘em Danno.
Book ‘em Danno.
We hear the next two lines, but they’re meant to be edited so quickly that they’re just background noise. We see two security guards talking in the background.
Janitor:
Que Pasa Danno?
Security Guard:
Some blow up doll just jiggled up and stole my hat!
Que Pasa Danno?
Security Guard:
Some blow up doll just jiggled up and stole my hat!
CUT TO –- SCIENCE LAB
A man looking very patriarchal in his white lab coat is holding a chart, lecturing Allison, who looks confused. The Music that plays is Sneaker Pimps, “6 Underground.”
Allison (V.O):
After the fucking white males came, Blue Apron brought me down to their nutritional labs to educate me on how to include Blue Apron as part of a healthy diet. They gave me with all this fancypants literature like Prepare This: Lose Pixels. I said ‘Can’t you keep it simple?’
After the fucking white males came, Blue Apron brought me down to their nutritional labs to educate me on how to include Blue Apron as part of a healthy diet. They gave me with all this fancypants literature like Prepare This: Lose Pixels. I said ‘Can’t you keep it simple?’
CUT TO –- FILM SCREENING ROOM
A Nutritional Video is RUNNING, Allison is watching, she gets this one because of misogyny being what John Walker Flynt lives for. The graphics of the film are again, very 50’s, and follow the dialogue.
Allison (V.O):
It turns out, for every pound of your body weight, multiply that number by 15. That’s how many calories you can eat a day. Eat more, you’ll gain weight, eat less you lose it.
It turns out, for every pound of your body weight, multiply that number by 15. That’s how many calories you can eat a day. Eat more, you’ll gain weight, eat less you lose it.
WHITE ROOM –- STUDIO
Back in the white room, Allison is finishing up the commercial.
Allison:
Just watch what you eat and you can enjoy all kinds of deliciously ‘Merican Blue Apron food. I keep track with my Palin debate pilot!
Just watch what you eat and you can enjoy all kinds of deliciously ‘Merican Blue Apron food. I keep track with my Palin debate pilot!
Allison HOLDS up her palm, which has notes scribbled on it in pen.
CUT TO – ALLISON’S PALM
A Blue Apron logo appears on the lower edge of screen, signaling that the commercial is about to play. The Blue Apron jingle begins to play.
Notes on Hand:
Lunch:
Combine Bagged Items
1 Flask Soylent
Diet Cola
Apple Slices
Autistic rock on Ashley’s desk.
Get Frank to Fix Rev60 Final Boss Battle
Allison (V.O):
(to producer)
Hey, Massachusetts. You know what would be frightening? Like a guy with vagina cut into the penis. That would unhinge!
FADE OUT
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"Not my intention."
So true. It is never Flynt/Wu's intention to come across as what he is -- a clinically insane man whro earns a poverty-level income as an incompetent con artist.
Edit To Add:
As always, military historian Flynt/Wu falls flat on his face, even when it comes to identifying the provenance of children's toys.
The G.I. Joe Dragonfly is based on the Marine Corps' AH-1J/T SeaCobra, which is a twin-engine helicopter. The copter serving as a prop for the Transgender Horror and his Celestial Homunculus is a single-engine AH-1 that was used by the Army.
That Flynt/Wu can't tell how many engines an aircraft has will surprise no one here.
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Can anyone go to facebook and grab that image? I would love to read what she wrote on that pamphlet. I'm just a darkened outline in facebooks data mining efforts and I would like to keep it that way.
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- 7 de Oct, 2016
Sadly, but amusingly, I exchanged emails with one and I was told that they don't typically have the manpower to fact-check fringe figures or non-serious candidates unless the tidbit goes viral.
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- 7 de Sep, 2016
The core of the Wu-poodle is that he liked boy things growing up and isn't that just crazy and very feminist because he's actually a woman?