Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Mola Ram]

I've got to admit, I like Brianna's car.

I feel bad for all the guys who see the car, think there's a woman driving it, expect that woman to be smoking, then have the brain jolt when they see what the fuck it is.

It's like a carnivorous plant, drawing you in with something superficially intriguing then revealing itself to be one of the greatest horrors of the natural world. Except she's not even natural! She is man's folly in flesh, an abomination unto the Lord!

[apocalyptic shrieking intensifies]

 

[Peace and Harmony]

How's your commute to work usually, John? Oh wait you've been unemployed for two decades.

 

[AprilRains]

How's your commute to work usually, John? Oh wait you've been unemployed for two decades.

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The only thing John hears locally is Frank's screams.

 

[AnimuGinger]

The only thing John hears locally is Frank's screams.

The one scream you'd be able to hear in space.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Imagine how we Americans would be screwed if John Flynt were our greatest advocate in the cybersecurity realm.

 

[captn_kettle]

How's your commute to work usually, John? Oh wait you've been unemployed for two decades.

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Someone add "more parking spaces" to the ever growing list of promises.

 

[ConSluttant]

This fucker really and truly has no clue what a federal congress critter does versus a state congress critter. The idiocy is unfathomable. Truly unfathomable.

 

[Very Honest Content]

The election.

Thanks, Obama.

Always remember that the only time John ever nutted up enough to indirectly mention us he gave the exact page count on the topic.

He reads his thread but I don't think he can handle reading it regularly. I bet he makes Frank read it for him like he does with Twitter accounts who disagree with him.

Guy's got to take precautions with his mental heath, lest he end up dead before he can try and move up to be senator like his buddy Manning. Plus I'm sure this thread gives Frank plenty of reps at his signature facial reaction as he orates it for the Flu's evening strategy meeting. They do have a daily strategy meeting for this thing after a year of early entry into it, how else can you explain the runaway success it's been to date otherwise?

So he's starring in a sequel to that movie with Keanu Reeves and Dennis Hopper? I can't wait to see Sped when it hits theatres.

"Interactive web TV, John! Wave of the future."

I'm curious how man of the people Steve Lynch relates to this political group that apparently knows and willingly is inviting the ghoul that is his opposition in a cheap ladies ebay dress to speak to them? Is there any evidence they're unhappy with his refusal to go skinny dipping in the wages of identity politics sin, like the Flu clan apparently has their dander up at Lynch over currently?

 

[TurboNAS]

Is there any evidence they're unhappy with his refusal to go skinny dipping in the wages of identity politics sin, like the Flu clan apparently has their dander up at Lynch over currently?

Wu clan ain't nuthhin ta fuck with.

 

[Florence]

Wu clan ain't nuthhin ta fuck with.

Wu-Tran Clan ain't got nothing to fuck with.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Someone add "more parking spaces" to the ever growing list of promises.

Obama and his foundation just got a bunch of shit from the prog-left for trying to create more parking in Chicago. It's uncanny how Wu sometimes home in on things like that.

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

I've got to admit, I like Brianna's car.

I feel bad for all the guys who see the car, think there's a woman driving it, expect that woman to be smoking, then have the brain jolt when they see what the fuck it is.

BriBri be getting out of her car like:

 

[Count groudon]

Well, apparently it is true what they say about cars and the size of someone's penis.

Prolly wasn't that big when it was still attached tbh. They probably didn't need to use any real medical equipment to remove it, just drug a safety razor over it and called it a day.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Prolly wasn't that big when it was still attached tbh. They probably didn't need to use any real medical equipment to remove it, just drug a safety razor over it and called it a day.

This thread would be so much better if people would stop alogging this goof's genitals.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

1 BILLION dollars

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

If you're in the cybersecurity business, I wonder how easy it would be for your company to bribe Representative Wu for favorable contracts and such?

 

[Mola Ram]

If you're in the cybersecurity business, I wonder how easy it would be for your company to bribe Representative Wu for favorable contracts and such?

Super-easy. Just give her some Funko dolls, Overwatch figurines, and some glowing press.

 

[DumbDosh]

Had a voter ask me

lolno

 

[UsernameNeeded]

1 BILLION dollars

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I highly doubt any voter has asked about that, because I doubt the sentence "I'd love to know what Brianna Wu thinks about this" has ever been spoken.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

lolno

She means an ass-patter on twitter. Probably votes somewhere?