Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[FatNero]

"Skill" and "Love".

Fucking Maaco must be the most serene place on the planet.

 

[AprilRains]

I grew up in white trash hell, and no way would the lowest of my neighbors have done something that fucked up. We may have had our addictions and our shortcomings, but a paint job is a sacred thing and will be carried out in a clean room -- even if that is the only clean room in the damn house.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

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>having a "spiritual experience" watching Frank badly re-paint an Audi
aren't you supposed to be running for Congress?

Didn't she already do this back in July?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I've said this before but if I'm the landlord, BriBri and Frank are getting a certified letter on Monday explaining that painting my lawn/property violates their lease and they now have 30 days to gtfo.

 

[AnOminous]

Didn't she already do this back in July?

They fucked it up back then, too. That's why they're doing it again. And fucking it up again.

Eventually they will give up and quietly go overpay for it to be done to at least mediocre standards.

 

[Particle Bored]

That's a real clean painting booth ya got there

Somebody swing by there with a leaf blower.

 

[break these cuffs]

They fucked it up back then, too. That's why they're doing it again. And fucking it up again.

Eventually they will give up and quietly go overpay for it to be done to at least mediocre standards.

Either that or Frank will give it the old black primer rattlecan and John will talk about it being murdered out. Do people even do that anymore?

 

[Molester Stallone]

I don't understand the logic here. He's just throwing good money after bad. But then again it's not like John earned any of it sooooo.

I'm sure his little shit box will disappear after he whines enough for frank to buy him a new car he can't drive.

 

[Smutley]

So that's why Frank drove Brianna to home depot, so they could buy more cans of Krylon acrylic spray paint. OBVIOUSLY that car is just like the Gundam models that frank paints when he's hiding from the snarling troll lurking in the other room.

 

[DrPrincessMeatball]

PLACE YOUR BETS:

*The repaint comes out terrible. The Audi is never brought up again and mentioned only in passing when Frank eats the depreciation on a trade-in for a Porsche Cayman for Brianna to ruin. Brianna goes on a twitter rant about how only true engineers can appreciate the mid-engined performance of a Cayman and its something the elitists in congress will never understand.

*The repaint comes out terrible. Frank pays to have it professionally done. Brianna goes on a twitter rant about how, as your congresswoman, she'll spearhead a bill to open free car painting booths for citizens because the elitists in congress don't understand what its like for the average person to restore a classic racing car like the Audi TT.

 

[captn_kettle]

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>having a "spiritual experience" watching Frank badly re-paint an Audi
aren't you supposed to be running for Congress?

Lol spraying on a dusty ass patch of land. Any small gust of wind and youre going to have all sorts of shit stuck to your paint job.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Wasn't the car fucking black to begin with?

 

[AprilRains]

Wasn't the car fucking black to begin with?

Odd, given that John is fucking yellow.

 

[break these cuffs]

Odd, given that John is fucking yellow.

So is Frank for that matter.

 

[AprilRains]

So is Frank for that matter.

I thought he was fucking white.

 

[Jonas]

woah is gamergate still a thing?

 

[Francis York Morgan]

I thought he was fucking white.

I don't know if there's much fucking at all between the two.

 

[AprilRains]

I don't know if there's much fucking at all between the two.

Then how come Frank is so fucked? How can this be?

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Isn't it illegal to spray paint your car outside a certified area or something? I am pretty sure it is illegal where I come from for a fuckton of reasons.

 

[break these cuffs]

I thought he was fucking white.

Frank is a chink.

Are you telling me a last name like Wu and looking like this didn't tip you off. Do you have the 'tism? John even recently went on about how Frank's dad is going to write and op ed in whatever Chinese dialect he speaks.