Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Mola Ram]

American SUBJECTS.
Pictured: Me

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Well if that's you, I recommend getting that blue urine checked out posthaste, y'Highness.

 

[Quasar]

This has nothing to do with actual Puerto Ricans. The only reason Wu is lobbying for Puerto Rico to be admitted into statehood is because that would require adding another star to the flag, and 51 stars would require a lot of detail to make an attractive pattern. It's just another excuse for "her side" to take another shot at patriotism

 

[Luigi]

This has nothing to do with actual Puerto Ricans. The only reason Wu is lobbying for Puerto Rico to be admitted into statehood is because that would require adding another star to the flag, and 51 stars would require a lot of detail to make an attractive pattern. It's just another excuse for "her side" to take another shot at patriotism

just remove california when you add puerto rico

 

[Positron]

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Dobson has just uttered this exact same line. Coincidence I think not.

 

[Molester Stallone]

Jesus fucking Christ, virtue signaling John is the worst John ever. What a vapid wannabe cunt.

 

[Ceiling Kitten]

It's just another excuse for "her side" to take another shot at patriotism

In other words: "Me, me, me, me, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"?

 

[CWCissey]

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[Norvic]

Oh god, this is getting painful.

I'd send her a copy of applied crytography, but I don't think they have an audiobook version.

 

[ZKWNordman]

Oh god, this is getting painful.

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I'd send her a copy of applied crytography, but I don't think they have an audiobook version.

Oh look. Brianna's having Twitter do her homework again so that she can continue to fake expertise in "tech." Can't wait for primary season. Maybe some journalist will ask real questions instead of letting Brianna pretend to be qualified to do literally anything.

She's essentially writing book reports - if twitter were a book. She picks topics the average person doesn't understand because it's easier for her to run the same old scam:

Step 1 - pretend to know things
Step 2 - have a friend throw you a hone with a byline on a crap site
Step 3 - use crap site byline as proof to a better publication that you see an expert in Whatever topic.
Step 4 - get published via tw better outlet and repeat the steps
Step 5 - have lazy journalists accept your expertise as fact.

It's no surprise that she's adept at this. She's spent her whole life pretending.

 

[Particle Bored]

Oh god, this is getting painful.

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I'd send her a copy of applied crytography, but I don't think they have an audiobook version.

"Is there any other reason...?"

Jesus Christ, what other reason do you need?

 

[AprilRains]

"Is there any other reason...?"

Jesus Christ, what other reason do you need?

Yeah, I wanna hear his workaround. Shall we start whittling people's fingers?

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Oh god, this is getting painful.

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I'd send her a copy of applied crytography, but I don't think they have an audiobook version.

It would end up unread on her shelf, so she can occasionally wave it around for "tech-cred". Even if she tries to read it she probably won't even make it through the foreword.

 

[AnOminous]

Oh god, this is getting painful.

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I'd send her a copy of applied crytography, but I don't think they have an audiobook version.

This stupid fuck.

John actually thinks biometrics don't change. Well, they do. Name any of them other than fingerprints and they can be changed.

Suppose you use face. Suppose you get in a fucking car wreck and your face is fucked up. Well, now you can't get into any of your online shit in addition to the whole fucked up face problem.

Suppose you use retinas. Suppose you get macular degeneration that completely wrecks your retinas. Same deal. Now you're blind and you can't identify yourself.

And fingerprints can be stolen and copied. That's not so easy, but it would get easier if thieves had to do it a lot. There are even (probably pathetic) wikihows on that, and YouTube videos. Also, if all your shit was connected to your fingerprints and they just went onto a screen, why not just cut your hand off? You've just given thieves a great incentive to do just that.

Biometrics isn't fucking magic.

Again, John spouting off about shit he knows nothing about.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Man if I was in biometrics I would develop cock recognition software, who would be so re,tarded as to willfully lop that off

 

[Raging Capybara]

Man if I was in biometrics I would develop cock recognition software, who would be so re,tarded as to willfully lop that off

http://mashable.com/2017/07/13/camsoda-dickometrics-penis-password/#496rc_mSQaqw


You are :late:

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Oh god, this is getting painful.

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I'd send her a copy of applied crytography, but I don't think they have an audiobook version.

You mean colouring book version? It's more his speed.

 

[AprilRains]

You mean colouring book version? It's more his sped.

FTFY

 

[Peace and Harmony]

And yet here you are, John.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

He's obviously fishing for reasons to get the latest iPhone with face scanning. For professional research purposes only, of course. If it will be Frank that pays for it or if it can be a campaign expense remains to be seen.

 

[AnOminous]

He's obviously fishing for reasons to get the latest iPhone with face scanning. For professional research purposes only, of course. If it will be Frank that pays for it or if it can be a campaign expense remains to be seen.

Imagine his surprise when the face scanning software starts screaming in anguished horror and the phone catches fire.