Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[AnOminous]

Keep Tweeting Johnny,

your doing a bang up job getting people to vote GoP.

He's running in District 8 in Massachusetts. He's the reminder of why if you're a Democrat there, you vote for the establishment candidate even if he's a trifle conservative for your tastes.

 

[The Colonel]

Kotaku: Getting to the Bottom of Tracer's Derrière
By Laura Kate Dale, 04 Sep 2017
http://archive.is/RVNtU

". . . There are technical reasons for Tracer's butt's plumpness. I started by enlisting the help of game designer Brianna Wu, who used her experience of 3D modelling to show me what was going on from the technical side.

. . . Wu's original expectation when importing the model had been that Blizzard had taken the texture map and darkened the shadows, using something akin to the photoshop burn tool to make it look like there was more shadow than there was. Basically, she assumed the shadow was a painted texture that wouldn't alter in any way regardless of the lighting of a level. Oh, how wrong and how innocent her thoughts were.

Wu discovered that the primary cause of Tracer's plump backside is an inhumanly deep buttcrack. In fact Tracer has a butt crack so deep that regular humans could not possess similar physiology and survive. Such a crack would inevitably interfere with organs and the body's structural integrity.

. . . I'm not going to pretend I understand the technical specifics, but Wu explained to me that the 'butt glue' effect is likely to be down to a technique called Universal Topology . . ."

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Clean your fucking screen, John.

But Tracer is a lesbian so everything's okay.

 

[AnOminous]

But Tracer is a lesbian so everything's okay.

Obviously we already have a thread on that dumb tranny who wrote that gibberish.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/laura-kate-dale-laura-k-buzz-joshua-dale-laurawesome-joshany12.27621/

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Oh man, I really hope Dale and Wu spend more time together. With Dale's obsession about everyone being Trans, he's bound to make a public announcement about Wu. I could see him making a tweet or something about how everyone should vote for Wu because we need more Troon politicians.

 

[Kosher Dill]

YEARNING TO BREATHE FREE - Shedding light on America's most famous torchbearer

We're all familiar with the Statue of Liberty - the symbol of all the freedoms that Drumpf and his stormtroopers are trying to rape and murder out of us. But does Lady Liberty represent a realistic body type for the empowered woman of 2017?
To find out, I had a chat with the most empowered woman of all, 3D modeling expert and U.S. Representative Brianna Wu. On an exclusive tour of her campaign office, she pulled up a detailed wireframe reconstruction of the iconic statue on one of the world's most powerful Macs. Most of the technical jargon flew over my head, but Congresswoman Wu was able to summarize it briefly for the nontechnical reader:
"If this statue were a real person, she would die instantly due to having staircases, wiring, and electric lights where her internal organs should be. We can and must do better."

 

[ZKWNordman]

Aww yeah time to get the armbands out again lads

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She's getting seriously salty because some guy pointed out her homelessness lie again. For those just joining us, Brianna last dropped out of college in 2006 or 7 when she was 29 or 30. She'd just begun her transition then and bexauaw she's a loser who has never held a job, being disowned at or around 30 goddamn years old apparently meant homelessness for her.

Only it wasn't. Mom and dad bought her a one-way ticket to Denver. She lived with her aunt. Shortly thereafter, she met Frank. Like within months if not weeks.

Her bullshit appropriation of homeless LGBT teens' experiences is just another example of why she's a terrible terrible human being.

 

[Water-T]

We're all familiar with the Statue of Liberty - the symbol of all the freedoms that Drumpf and his stormtroopers are trying to rape and murder out of us. But does Lady Liberty represent a realistic body type for the empowered woman of 2017?
To find out, I had a chat with the most empowered woman of all, 3D modeling expert and U.S. Representative Brianna Wu. On an exclusive tour of her campaign office, she pulled up a detailed wireframe reconstruction of the iconic statue on one of the world's most powerful Macs. Most of the technical jargon flew over my head, but Congresswoman Wu was able to summarize it briefly for the nontechnical reader:
"If this statue were a real person, she would die instantly due to having staircases, wiring, and electric lights where her internal organs should be. We can and must do better."

Wu - "I can prove that Lady Liberty used to be a man, and I know there was a secret conspiracy by the KKK to hide her giant copper dong in the Grand Canyon!"

 

[Mola Ram]

Wu - "I can prove that Lady Liberty used to be a man, and I know there was a secret conspiracy by the KKK to hide her giant copper dong in the Grand Canyon!"

They built her fake tits out of copper mined in the Grand Tetons.

 

[Norvic]

This thread deserves to be preserved. I always enjoy seeing Wu get flamed by non-internet people, it reaffirms my faith in humanity.

I remember when Obama was president and there was a portion of the right going off the deep end about how he was a Kenyan, and marxist, a dictator and usurper and god knows what else. I always felt a little bit smug because people like me could never be that crazy. Now Trump is the second coming of Hitler and I just feel sad.

 

[GethN7]

This thread deserves to be preserved. I always enjoy seeing Wu get flamed by non-internet people, it reaffirms my faith in humanity.

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I remember when Obama was president and there was a portion of the right going off the deep end about how he was a Kenyan, and marxist, a dictator and usurper and god knows what else. I always felt a little bit smug because people like me could never be that crazy. Now Trump is the second coming of Hitler and I just feel sad.

Those are not flames, those are hydrogen bombs.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Notice how Wu doesn't even try to deny that he receives little to no financial support from the district he's campaigning in or that he hasn't done a single thing in the 8th district? Instead, it's weak attacks and deflections. Jason didn't even have to try to get John floundering.

 

[Mola Ram]

Those are not flames, those are hydrogen bombs.

I'm ashamed. No one on this thread has torched Brianna as effectively and succinctly as Jason Ross, whoever he is. *tearful salute*

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Jason should have mentioned Wu's single MA-08 donor from her last filing. Fucking one. There was also a dude in Boston but I'm not sure what district he was living in.

 

[AnimuGinger]

Jason Ross, whoever he is

Google and his twitter tell me that he's the Chairman of the Massachusetts College Republicans. He also, judging from the last 3 months of Facebook posts, meets with a number of political figures in MA on a semi-regular basis, including our esteemed Rep. Lynch.

 

[Mola Ram]

Google and his twitter tell me that he's the Chairman of the Massachusetts College Republicans. He also, judging from the last 3 months of Facebook posts, meets with a number of political figures in MA on a semi-regular basis, including our esteemed Rep. Lynch.

So in other words, the first and dullest tooth of the political buzzsaw this fraudulent joke of a campaign is going to encounter between now and the primary, if it lasts that long. It'll be interesting to see how much of it John can take before running off with his tail between his --

Oof. Poor choice of words.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

This thread deserves to be preserved. I always enjoy seeing Wu get flamed by non-internet people, it reaffirms my faith in humanity.

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I remember when Obama was president and there was a portion of the right going off the deep end about how he was a Kenyan, and marxist, a dictator and usurper and god knows what else. I always felt a little bit smug because people like me could never be that crazy. Now Trump is the second coming of Hitler and I just feel sad.

That's the hardest I've ever seen someone pimpslap a bitch without it ending in domestic violence charges.
I'm looking forward to watching this play out. She wanted to get into politics. This is politics.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Dumbfucks scamming dumbfucks.

 

[Water-T]

Notice how Wu doesn't even try to deny that he receives little to no financial support from the district he's campaigning in or that he hasn't done a single thing in the 8th district? Instead, it's weak attacks and deflections. Jason didn't even have to try to get John floundering.

If Wu can't put up a good defense or rebuttal on Twitter, then she's sure as shit going to get ripped to pieces if she dares to go face to face in a debate. Johnny won't be able to shut down her opponent by screeching "mansplaining!" or pressing the block button.

 

[Eli Whitney]

WE

Can't afford a house, eh John?

Frank makes good money and he has had his well paying job for quite a while. The reason they can't buy a house is because they flushed a huge chunk of cash down the toilet on Johns idiotic fetish game. The average house in the Boston area is about 550k. That's a lot, but it's not unmanageable for a power-couple like Frank and John. Allegedly, they spent about the same on that shitty game. Moreover, despite being fully grown adult men, they have a house full of toys and video games. They can't afford to get a house yet seem to have enough disposable income for overpriced prepared meals, designer meal replacements, sugary drinks, nerf guns, pay to win mobile games, a crotch rocket motorcycle in a state where you can only ride one a few months out of the year, and ill conceived auto restoration projects. Also, lord knows they are not spending any of that income on things like housekeeping, cleaning supplies, dry cleaning & tailoring, modern clothing, dog grooming, personal hygiene products or what most normal people would consider to be groceries.

It's not that they can't afford a house, it's just that they are unwilling to make any sacrifices, or even responsible financial decisions in order to do so.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Can't afford a house, eh John?

Frank makes good money and he has had his well paying job for quite a while. The reason they can't buy a house is because they flushed a huge chunk of cash down the toilet on Johns idiotic fetish game. The average house in the Boston area is about 550k. That's a lot, but it's not unmanageable for a power-couple like Frank and John. Allegedly, they spent about the same on that shitty game. Moreover, despite being fully grown adult men, they have a house full of toys and video games. They can't afford to get a house yet seem to have enough disposable income for overpriced prepared meals, designer meal replacements, sugary drinks, nerf guns, pay to win mobile games, a crotch rocket motorcycle in a state where you can only ride one a few months out of the year, and ill conceived auto restoration projects. Also, lord knows they are not spending any of that income on things like housekeeping, cleaning supplies, dry cleaning & tailoring, modern clothing, dog grooming, personal hygiene products or what most normal people would consider to be groceries.

It's not that they can't afford a house, it's just that they are unwilling to make any sacrifices, or even responsible financial decisions in order to do so.

Frank buys a house and a couple years down the line, he's going to be paying the mortgage on that house so a ghoulish troon can live there after the divorce.

Frank is a lot of things but he ain't stupid.