"God made me like this" is fucking hilarious
Religion might be retarded on a general premise but they try their best to try and iron out logical consistencies. But here comes Mr Wu to explain how ACCHUALLY God meant for him to be born a lanky heterosexual autistic male, so he could have a decade of drug addiction, fail uni 20 odd times and marry a chink he's deeply unsatisfied with who funds him through endless rounds of painful surgeries and and hiding his male ancestry so he can finally become his true beautiful woman self* and argue for the divine truth of the Israeli cause. (I don't even hate Israel that much but they are pushing it, but if they wipe out a bunch of retarded durkha durkhas who are born pregnant then full speed ahead so we can finally stop hearing about muh poor undermutants in actual real countries; then have fun) You would think an omnipotent being would be very inefficient to do this.
You'd think they'd just have John born an ageless 23 year old cyber hacker motorbike riding super athlete, since God is supposed to be omnipotent or whatever.
Let's apply occams razor here. Does it seem more reasonable that God chose John for this sacred messiah role, or does it seem more like John picked out a gay chink from a conservative family who funded his surgeries and ventures on the condition that he pretend to be a natal woman to keep face culture: and now frank is too old to beat John like a redheaded stepchild and too deep in the marriage that he'd lose half his retirement, and probably doesn't have the energy for a public spat that it's just easier to keep John on as his wife than deal with the fallout of the divorce
He's basically Aaron Nicole Smith for a closeted chink
Religion might be retarded on a general premise but they try their best to try and iron out logical consistencies. But here comes Mr Wu to explain how ACCHUALLY God meant for him to be born a lanky heterosexual autistic male, so he could have a decade of drug addiction, fail uni 20 odd times and marry a chink he's deeply unsatisfied with who funds him through endless rounds of painful surgeries and and hiding his male ancestry so he can finally become his true beautiful woman self* and argue for the divine truth of the Israeli cause. (I don't even hate Israel that much but they are pushing it, but if they wipe out a bunch of retarded durkha durkhas who are born pregnant then full speed ahead so we can finally stop hearing about muh poor undermutants in actual real countries; then have fun) You would think an omnipotent being would be very inefficient to do this.
You'd think they'd just have John born an ageless 23 year old cyber hacker motorbike riding super athlete, since God is supposed to be omnipotent or whatever.
Let's apply occams razor here. Does it seem more reasonable that God chose John for this sacred messiah role, or does it seem more like John picked out a gay chink from a conservative family who funded his surgeries and ventures on the condition that he pretend to be a natal woman to keep face culture: and now frank is too old to beat John like a redheaded stepchild and too deep in the marriage that he'd lose half his retirement, and probably doesn't have the energy for a public spat that it's just easier to keep John on as his wife than deal with the fallout of the divorce
He's basically Aaron Nicole Smith for a closeted chink
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how womanly of him. One would almost pity him, spending that much money on botched surgeries and spending hours a day writing fanfic about himself to self soothe. The selfies offering himself for breeding under aellas posts. John wants nothing more in the world than to have thirsty reply guys hitting on him where other people can see and no matter how much he nudges nobody is taking the bait.
